Lawyers trawling bizarre Stilnox reports – Breaking News – National – Breaking News — The one I like is the sleep “painting” reports.
Product liability lawyers for the firm Slater and Gordon have revealed they are trawling adverse event reports for “a number” of prospective clients affected by the prescription medication.
The move comes as Stilnox complaints to the national drug hotline rose to 500, with fresh reports of sleepwalkers crashing cars, falling off balconies, smoking, painting and having sex after popping a pill.
Partner Tim Hammond confirmed the firm had been approached by several people wanting to take action against pharmaceutical company Sanofi-Aventis.
“At this stage were investigating these inquiries looking at what we can do,” Mr Hammond told AAP.
Can’t sleep either, huh? Bad thing about astronomy, unless you’re a solar physicist, it only happens at night.
Oh my goodness, are you sleeptyping?
For a lot of these people, there’s a simple cure. It’s called “exercise.”
A nice little blue pill isn’t always the answer. Get off your fat, lazy ass and do a little heart therapy. It’ll do ya good.
How long will it take for someone caught pulling a heist or something to mount the Stilnox Defense? “You caught me doing WHAT!? The last thing I remember was taking a sleeping pill…”