Wacky Florida
Heavenly Pancake?

Why do I get the impression that it fell on the floor?

Jesus turns up in pancake, with added Mary – metro.co.uk: Jesus is a busy person.
A woman believes she has found the image of Jesus and Mary in a pancake she was cooking for breakfast on a Sunday morning.
Marilyn Smith, of Port St Lucie, Florida, decided to sell the pancake on eBay – after an earlier, cancelled sale in which the pancake reached £165 ($338), the current bid stands at $26.01.
Smith’s daughter says she believes the pancake is a miracle.
The eBay listing notes that: ‘This is a spiritual, unusual and unique pancake that we believe to be holy and depicts what looks to be Jesus and Mary.’
It does go on to admit, however, that: ‘My brother said it looks more like Moses and Elijah.’

Oh, brother…



  1. flyingelvis says:

    i’ll pass. It gives me a stomach ache.

  2. Jesus was God, yes. But because he was also MAN, Jesus had the most beautiful girl beside him. She was God’s gift to humanity and was every part of Jesus’ existence.

  3. tallwookie says:

    I took a shit earlier & saw Jesus & Mary in that… should I sell it on ebay?

  4. Mike says:

    I only see a devilish-looking head in the dark area.

  5. T-Rick says:

    I thought it was Cher and Sonny.

  6. tallwookie says:

    #4 – lol its the anti-christ!!

  7. chuck says:

    It is clearly a blasphemous depiction of Mohammad. The woman must be stoned to death immediately.

  8. Improbus says:

    Slow news day?

  9. Uncle Dave says:

    #9: What have you got against slow news days?

  10. Mr. Fusion says:

    Look closely. It is really a depiction of a certain western Senator giving it up the ass to another certain Evangelical Pastor from a Rocky Mountain state. You can see the bliss on both their faces. It must also be blessed as it appears they both have halos.

  11. D Huber says:

    I think what ever money she makes on eBay she should spend on cooking lessons. No wonder they are trying to sell the pancake, no one will eat it.

  12. NappyHeadedHo says:

    Turn it upside down and it’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  13. Dallas says:

    I think it’s a fake.

  14. GetSmart says:

    Nah, it’s Darth Vader and the Emperor!

  15. Max Exter says:

    Look strikingly like Jarjar Binks to me. Probably means it’s inedible, though certainly not any moreso than if it were Jesus and Mary.

    – me –

  16. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    #8 – …but only if it is Canadian mapple syrup

    How about Mapplethorpe syrup?

    ——

    I saw a waffle maker the other day that imprints the Mother Mary into waffles… That seems like a real moneymaker.

  17. admash says:

    Looks more like a silhouette of Flying Spaghetti Monster (eyeballs on top, blessed noodly appendage on the right)

  18. Re: 2

    [correction]

    …Jesus had the most beautiful *woman* beside him.

  19. RBG says:

    Separated at birth?
    http://tinyurl.com/24w6ve

  20. RBG says:

    Seriously though: Is Jesus the the guy on the right playing a guitar?

    RBG

  21. Rabble Rouser says:

    I went to talk to Ralph and Earl about a Buick on the big white comode-o-phone earlier, and it looked like the pope… Does that count?

  22. Matt Garrett says:

    Now in THIS case … I agree with you! Thanks for not uttering a bigoted comment.

  23. Dallas says:

    #21 LOL. Very good. I see it now.
    Also looks like he’s got a skull tee shirt on. What a hell raiser !

    Oops, never mind the last part..

  24. Balbas says:

    The guy on the right is clearly Popeye, with a mermaid on the left.

  25. http://tinysig.com/GlobalWarmer says:

    #3 – sell it to Hillary – I’m sure she would want to eat it.

  26. dvdchris says:

    This has got to be the lamest ‘Jesus/Mary/whatever appears in…’ picture I have ever seen.

  27. RBG says:

    21 Last one, I promise. I think they meant Kris.

    http://tinyurl.com/2okydt


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