Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On

By John C Dvorak Tuesday November 27, 2007

found by Michiel

Mike says:

11/27/2007 at 12:01 pm

I LOVE the Onion!!
James Hill says:

11/27/2007 at 12:33 pm

Confirmed: The onion is more factual than this blog.
McCullough says:

11/27/2007 at 12:40 pm

#2 and yet you keep coming back…..I guess that means you are OWNED.
sean says:

11/27/2007 at 2:35 pm

lol… I am that fat kid. Except I use a black shirt. That hides my terrible shame.
888 says:

11/28/2007 at 4:26 am

how the fat kid can be ridiculed in USA, when almost everyone else there is fat too? :O
tallwookie says:

11/28/2007 at 7:05 am

is this a parody of FOX News? because is sucks
DBR says:

11/28/2007 at 12:44 pm

This place seriously needs it’s
irony and humor detector recalibrated.
Posting something from The Onion
as a straight news story isn’t
funny: it is, in fact, stupid.
If you thought it was funny, you should just say something like, “The Onion
actually posted something funny!!!”
Something like that.
TIHZ_HO says:

11/29/2007 at 12:01 am

#8 There you go! Hard to see any difference between the Onion and US TV isn’t it? 😉

Cheers