He’s not eligible, but he sure tried hard!



  1. jms says:

    I bet the cops didn’t get to see the video from his buddy when he got the ticket.

    Idiots just don’t get it.

  2. Personality says:

    See what showing off gets you. 5 rolls at 30 mph.

  3. wbskeet37 says:

    My guess is that he had to gas it a little harder because he was going downhill.

    He should get another bike but be required to carry a personalized license plate that reads “MORAN”

  4. Dallas says:

    These are what those in the medical field call “organ donors”.

  5. the answer says:

    And I bet he wonders why his insurance premium is around $2-3K

  6. McCullough says:

    #4. And people who are looking for cheap bike parts call a yard sale.

  7. hhopper says:

    Probably not too many whole bike parts left after that truck nailed it.

  8. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    I guess performing dangerous stunts on deserted roads has lost its thrill. Sometimes you’ve got to just get out there and endanger other lives to make it really pop.

  9. JStrick1 says:

    If that second truck wasn’t following so close to the first truck he could have seen the motorcycle and avoided it like the first truck did.

  10. eyeofthetiger says:

    Needed more ass clench.

  11. GregA says:

    I just want to point out that at the 15 second mark, the truck that nailed his bike was tailgating the car in front of it, and that is why he didn’t see the oncoming bike.

    So as per usual with multi-car traffic accidents, it is when two morons run into each other…

  12. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    GregA, it’s hard to tell, but at around 11 seconds it looks like the following distant is greater, and then when the first driver brakes hard, the distance closes quickly. Also, you can see the road has almost no shoulder with what looks like a significant drop-off, so swerving right a little too far risks a rollover for the truck. The driver could probably have gotten over far enough without going off the edge, but it would be a very risky move if he’d gone just a little too far (even shoulders can cause dangerous instability). Plus, the second truck had more bike in its lane than the first truck did.

    It’s all over in seconds, and in this version, everyone lived. Only the biker really needs an emergency vasectomy 😉

  13. JohnS says:

    It’s hard enough to go fast on four wheels let alone 2. Theirs a lot less common sense these days!

  14. DaveW says:

    And the second truck hitting (and destroying) the motorcycle is somehow a bad thing? Unless it damaged the truck, I don’t see why. I mean, do you really want the tard to get back on and ride some more?

  15. rasco says:

    Last summer I saw two bikers doing this on I-90 (three lanes each direction) near Chicago in heavy traffic. I estimate they where doing about 65 – 70.

    I did some stupid shit when I was a kid, but never that stupid.

  16. AlanB says:

    All in good fun until someone puts an eye out.

  17. OhForTheLoveOf says:

    I’m glad the guy is alive, but I’m equally glad his bike got toasted.

    #11 – So as per usual with multi-car traffic accidents, it is when two morons run into each other…

    Maybe so… But of the two, the truck driver might be a moron… But the biker absolutely is a moron. You should always consider the degree of “moronity”.

  18. hhopper says:

    OFTLO – I think you’re on to something there. We need to come up with a Degree of Moronity (or Moranity) Chart.

  19. Biker Babe says:

    God invented Hondas to keep knee grows off of Harleys.

  20. Awake says:

    Additional Darwin Awards to to morans that are complaining in this thread that the truck going the other way was tailgating and therefore is partly to blame.

  21. Bill R. says:

    It looks like the cycle took out the front suspension on the left side of the second truck. I’m glad I wasn’t in the way of that mess.

  22. Greg Allen says:

    Somehow that video struck me as a metaphor for the 2004 election.

  23. Jägermeister says:

    #22 – Greg Allen

    😀

  24. natefrog says:

    #20, Awake;

    Please provide physics based explanations and legal explanations as to why the tailgating asshat isn’t a moran (sic) and partially at fault.

    Thanks.

  25. Mister Catshit says:

    Four wheels can be tough.

    Two wheels is tougher.

    One wheel is akin to giving yourself a C-section.

  26. Steve says:

    I don’t know what any of you are talking about. The three of us executed this exactly as planned.

  27. gregghud says:

    All i have to say is:

    HA HAHAHAHAHA!

    I am so SICK of idiots on sport bikes doing stupid tricks and speeding through traffic. Really, is ANYONE other then brain dead teenagers actually impressed by any of these moronic activities??


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