UroClub™
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The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.
Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated.
Length: Like a standard 7 Iron
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Maybe it should slowly drain the pee onto the course. I’d like to see this used on the PGA.
Found by Rick Salsman.
Oh…my…God.
I would *love* to see the patent application for that one.
I can’t decide whether this pisses me off or just tees me off. (groan)
After chipping the ball into a bunker, be sure not to break this club over your knee.
I wonder what effect the added water weight would have on striking distance? That, and how much fun your golf buddies would have if they found out you were carrying around a club full of piss…
ROFLMAO!
Reminds me of what pilots carry with them (in smaller planes) incase they need to. Its called the little john, and the Lady Jane for the fairer sex.
Eminently practical.
What happened to going behind the nearest tree?
How about going before you start the game? Geez.
Length: Like a standard 7 Iron
Yeah, dream on buddy. That looks like a 3 wood to me.
#8
A wood with a metal head, interesting.
I highly doubt that the club is meant to be used to hit the ball, but then I have not interest in golf.
I’d be more interested in seeing the in the LPGA
I’m sure the picnic table dude would find another use for it…
http://bumperdumper.com/
Half a liter is twice the normal urination? Not when numerous cans of American Macro Lager are involved, as is often the case with golf.
Nice pee….I mean tee shot mate!
MotaMan said
I’d be more interested in seeing the in the LPGA
How about this?
J/P=?
A 50 cent plastic water bottle is a much simpler option, an you can stow it.
The Uro-Club is more “Chindogu” rather than practical.
“Found by Rick Salsman” my ass, Dvorak. How about credit where credit is due?
http://tinyurl.com/3obgwe
I don’t golf but aren’t there Porta Potties here-and-there around a course?
I would have expected that. Eighteen holes takes a while and all those rich geezers have to pee every ten minutes, right?
Pun Intended
From the website:
The privacy shield hooks to the sides of the pants or belt and adds stability. This allows freedom of the hands to manipulate the club and zipper.
#17, benny,
benny, benny, benny. The credit goes to the poster who brought it to the Editor’s attention. I will assume that Rick is a regular poster who uses an unidentified handle.
Ultimately many female urologists are man haters
John C.,
I don’t know who should get credit for this, but when I saw the caption, I was sure you were the one who posted it. It’s a Dvorak story if I ever saw one!!!!
Mr. Gawd Almighty:
We were the first gadget blog to post it. That day, it got picked up by about 20 other sites. All of those sites linked back to my post or another post that linked to mine. Dvorak had a lackey who just happened to “discover” the product page on the same day? Without seeing any of the other 20 gadget blogs I’m sure are on his feed list? Blogging ethics is all about linking to where you discovered the post, not passing it off as if you came up with it on your own. Even I attributed my post to Keith Olbermann, who showed the product on his show. We always source our stories properly. Talk to me when you learn how a blog works.