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so… is where the ‘or die’ part comes in? I missed the funny part.
Puerile bullshit of no consequence.
Doesn’t properly shoulder the rifle.
Doesn’t need lipstick though.
That video is about as funny as the new Microsoft commercials with Seinfeld.
I hate to be that guy, but Obama went to two colleges before he graduated with his undergrad degree.
I choose death.
Gina Gershon is way hotter than Palin! Let all your weiners vote for her! Write her in on the ballot!
“Doesn’t properly shoulder the rifle.” she was holding a rifle?
I didn’t find it funny.
Maybe if I hadn’t been laid in a few months (or ever even) like many of the wing nut posters here at DU, (who seldom get out of their mother’s basements) I might find her attractive.
It wasn’t even good satire.
She kind of looked like Sarah Palin but didn’t get the accent right.
I’m a little vexed by Palin’s accent, actually. (accents are a hobby of mine)
I hear a little Minnesota and a little Valley Girl but it’s different than those. The swallowed R’s are especially unusual.
I’ve never been to Alaska but I’ve know TONS of Alaskans and they don’t sound like her.
Help, anyone?
Not really all that funny.
Expect Palin to be wearing a bikini JUST LIKE IN THE VIDEO during the Biden/Palin debate.
She would win for sure. Biden could say whatever he wants, Palin could say whatever she wants, and nobody would hear a word.
this production needs to be placed in the witless protection program…
John, you realize that these ‘photos’ are fake, right. They’re designed as a smear. Again, why do you want to be a part of it?
The writing for this wasn’t nearly as good as the writing for the Paris Hilton one.
And I don’t think it is as amusing as the Seinfeld/Gates commercial. That one is at least a bit mesmerizing in how bizarre it is.
When a comedy skit isn’t as funny as a commercial that a lot of people don’t like: not good.
#2 – Bobbo
>>Doesn’t properly shoulder the rifle
That’s not a rifle, Bobster. It’s a shotgun.
You’re correct though, it’s not properly shouldered. Assuming it’s at least a 12-gauge, she’d rip out her armpit holding it like that.
*lame* … wow, the left must really not have anything to do these days… boring.
I prefer this video: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c60_1220709301
Lame, very lame.
Heh, I don’t care about what she’s saying… I love Gina. Seeing her in a bikini is all that matters. Man, I could spend a fortnight kissing those lips.
Obama is finished here in Wis.I predict 60-40 McCain wins.
# 13 James Hill said,
#8 – I lived in Alaska, and most Alaskan women sound just like her. The “accent” is the melding of upper midwestern and northwest, the two areas of the country most Alaskans come from.
Thanks. I live in the Northwest and know a lot of Alaskans — but they would be snowbirds, which surely affect the accent.
It’s an interesting accents and not unpleasant (unless, of course, the speaker is being a snide smartass cynic) but SNL should have fun parodying it.