Yeah. Like you didn’t see this coming. As Sarah might say, “Aw shucks, [wink] you betcha.”
Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike, titled “Nailin’ Paylin.” The spelling is sic and so is Hustler.
The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” In another scene — a flashback — “young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”
There’s also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.
Pr0n star Nina Hartley, once arrested in Vegas, of all places, for — I kid you not — “felony lesbianism” will play Hillary.
Read part of the script. Quote: “I love a big hammer. But I love screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I love and respect all of America’s diverse tools, big and small.” and “MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!”
Is it even vaguely possible this election could get any more crazy? I sure hope so! You betcha!
So the guy wants to make a buck. Big deal. It was bound to happen sooner or later.
What worries me is how Uncle Dave knew all about Nina Hartley.
I don’t think Nina is ugly enough to play Hillary.
Fusion: I had a girlfriend years ago who years before that had been the ad manager at Al Goldstein’s Screw magazine and knew a lot of porn people, some of whom I met. We had a party one time and Nina, who my girlfriend knew and lived on the other side of the SF Bay from us, was going to come, but something came up and she couldn’t make it. No pun intended.
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And to quote Martha Stewart… “That’s a good thing”.
#3, Uncle Dave,
Ain’t it funny how things like that happen? A porn star who can’t come.
I’ve never read SCREW. For whatever reason my mother, and later my wife, wouldn’t buy it. Even though I was studying engineering.
LOL
#5: What made Screw unique among porn pubs was that it was essentially a humor newspaper that happened to be about sex. Literally the funniest thing I have ever read in my life was a review of a sex toy by one of the columnists. Nothing was too serious to joke about, especially sex. On the other hand, Al (whom I met a couple of times) had no fear going after crooked NY politicians and businesses with a vengeance. His editorials were amazing, plus he was involved in a number of anti-porn trials, all of which he won.
#6, Uncle Dave,
Gee, the things mom never told us about you.
I miss Asia!!!
#9 – oil of dog – I miss Asia!!!
Don’t cry.
Is it her or bags of water? Only her slash and hack knows for sure only you can often tell from sixty feet away.
Very low class but low class sells. As long as he doesn’t cross too many lines and claim it is actually Palin I suppose he’s legal.
#11: It falls under the umbrella of parody where you can get away with pretty much anything.
#13,
What?? Release a film using aged actors doing porn in High Definition?
Ya, like people want to see that one.
Uncle Dave knowning all about Nina Hartley only shows his fine taste.
That’s why I like this blog. 😉
Pr0n all the way, BTW. 😀
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