Larry Flint created his using a look-alike in Nailin Palin. I wonder if a bidding war will now start between Flint and this guy for the real thing. If Sarah, as a good Republican capitalist, took up the offer, would you watch it?
“So, what do you think, Todd. Should we do it?
You do need a new snow machine.”
Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone [< -- link NSFW] has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film production.
Capone promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition and feature a “beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world — the most desirable woman over 40.”
To prove he’s serious about the offer, Capone says he’s prepared to hold the money in escrow immediately.
To sweeten the deal, Palin’s husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role in the production, for which Capone would be “prepared to kick in an extra $100,000,” and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile.
“So, what do you think, Todd. Should we do it?
You do need a new snow machine.”
Whilst 2.1 million seems like a lot it’s probably less than she could through other opportunities.
Even if she did it, which won’t happen, I wouldn’t want to ruin the movie in my head.
The plan is working: Angry liberals can’t stop being angry, and can’t stop talking about a woman they despise.
James Hill is still in a state of shock and cant accept what happened a week ago now;)
If a enough of these hate filled guys with no lives keep offending just about everybody it’s going to be a big help.
Who am I kidding.
Obama wouldn’t even want to spend any time with these hate mongers and I’m not going to pretend he would.
These guys are sick and it shows.
“I’m like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door… And if there is an open door in (20)12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I’ll plow through that door.”
Sarah Palin, on running for president
*snicker* She said plow *snort*
do you mean “p0rn”, and not “pr0n”
[From Wikipedia: Pr0n is Leet slang for pornography. This is a deliberately inaccurate spelling/pronunciation for porn, where a zero is often used to replace the letter O. – ed.]
Uncle Dave – how about getting out of the gutter for a while?
Palin was working on a crossword puzzle and asked the Secret Service agents for some help, she just couldn’t figure it out. She told them she thought it was a tiger. They looked at it and told her to put the Frosted Flakes back in the box.
#7 said, “do you mean “p0rn”, and not “pr0n.”
Bangs head on wall…
You’ve sunk to a new low. Does the phrase Dysfunctional-Obsession sound familiar?
it says a lot to me that most of the LIBERALS on this site are in favor of porn. since Obama is one of the most liberal contenders for the hot seat in recent years, I would have to assume that he either favors porn or at least doesn’t think the government should intervene in porn affairs.
Therefore, during his Presidency, I would expect porn (and, as by-products, teenage pregnancy, rape and a host of other sex offenses) to grow.
These next four years are gonna be doozies.
#12 Actually, I blame Al Gore for the explosive growth of porn since he invented the internet. Personally, I’m happy to have a Democrat in the White House since, according to your logic, we haven’t had sex for 8 years.
This makes me doubly glad that Obama won, otherwise we’d have to see a porno with Joe Biden. 🙁
# 9 Who said,
Palin was working on a
crosswordjigsaw puzzleJ/P=?
#14 The movie would be called “Who’s Ridin’ Biden?”
Dvorak, if your wife “acted” in a porn movie would you watch it?
Don’t be such a cynic.
#4 – Worship, noted. Further, my statements stand: You guys can’t stop talking about Palin, and I still called the election months ago.
#6 – That is the slang used in Alaska for the kind of statement she was using. Yep, you betcha!
Hmm…
Palin leads to porn (in the form of an offer of a starring role and a porn spoof based on her), porn leads to an increase in teen pregnancy (per Brian’s – no doubt – expert opinion), Palin’s teen daughter is pregnant…it’s the circle of life.
#19,
…and in HD no less. PASS!
Has the world I live in simply gone insane, while I wasn’t paying it much attention? I mean, why is a brief media wonder considered the most viable candidate for porn queen? What happen to the days of finding a Marilyn Monroe type working a diner, and making some big deal out of her? Apparently these media porn guys are just too lazy to start from scratch. They keep asking anyone who has had the slightest prior media attention, to exploit further. And are republicans really so desperate, that many voted for Palin, because they fantasize about her dominating them in some fashion? it wasn’t about her being smart or anything. But that she smiled at everything, no matter what it was. I could just picture her beaming while yelling out “Let’s go kill us some Iranians!” A frightening idea, that anyone wouldn’t take war seriously enough, to NOT sacrifice another opportunity to smile on camera. Or would she have been smiling and giggling all thru the nation’s worst economic crisis? What is she, the RNC’s sugar coated clone of Hillary?! Let’s face it, the RNC had nobody else who was either a Senator or Governor on their side, that was also female. And they gambled on the whole female statesman appeal, that they believed made Hillary Clinton popular. And the dumbass Alaskans, only voted for her as Governor because they were tired of seeing old men talking politics. I’m sure a whole bunch of lonely oil rig workers and truckers, are who voted her into office. They’re the ones most likely to want to see her in a porno.
Jigsaw, now it makes sense! I thought I was was just baked
there is GOP precedent for this, of a sort. everyone should remember Lynn Cheney’s novel, which purportedly had some pretty hot scenes.
http://tinyurl.com/6avqkm
#12. “Therefore, during his Presidency, I would expect porn (and, as by-products, teenage pregnancy, rape and a host of other sex offenses) to grow.”
hey, as they say in the Palin household – life happens. Just marry the poor redneck afterward.
🙂 James Hill got it in 1! 🙂