Our server blew up and we were offline for a long time…Sorry.



  1. Incognito says:

    You’re still the best John.

  2. UnlivedPhalanx says:

    I was wondering what happened to ya Dvorak.

  3. Angel H. Wong says:

    Did he wore a condom? XD

  4. Brenda Helverson says:

    With you, Perkel, the Church of Reality, AND Bartcop down at the same time, I was worried that the NSA had struck again.

  5. ranron says:

    I was wondering what happened. My browser (Firefox) kept telling me “http://www.dvorak.org could not be found”. It usually says that when my internet is down. I had to recheck my lines before I thought your server must be down. Glad its back up. Time for a new server?

  6. Linux_Rocks says:

    XD I didn’t even notice. 😛

  7. RTaylor says:

    It’s one of those 3 letter fed agencies after John for his subversive activities.

  8. Dvorak reader says:

    Here’s some more broken stuff.
    Hackers Break Into Computer-Security Firm’s Customer Database
    Personal Data for Law Enforcement, Security Professionals Exposed
    “Guidance’s EnCase software is used by hundreds of security researchers and law enforcement agencies worldwide, including the U.S. Secret Service, the FBI and New York City police.” Brian Krebs
    washingtonpost.com Staff Writer
    This is subversive stuff and it’s criminal.
    $20,000 in unauthorized charges for pay-per-click advertising at Google.com., 3,800 credit card numbers taken, unencrypted databases and who knows what else. This looks bad. People are worried about subversive opinions when you have stuff like this going on. For 2006, we better focus on security. This is a very advanced attack and it should get worse. They’re on to John as RTaylor notes.
    That should make everything more secure. Are you taking stolen credit cards John to finance your subversive blog here?

  9. Dvorak reader says:

    Then there’s this problem.
    Officials are investigating the theft of 400 pounds of high-powered plastic explosives in New Mexico. The material was stolen from a bunker owned by a bomb expert who works at a national research lab outside Albuquerque.

    The security and bomb experts seem to be asleep at the switches.
    If your server is the only thing blowing up, you should count your blessings.

  10. Dvorak reader says:

    Here’s a bigger problem. It can only get worse.
    Subways and buses ground to a halt Tuesday morning as transit workers walked off the job at the height of the holiday shopping and tourist season, threatening to plunge the city into chaos by forcing about 7 million daily riders to find new ways to get around.

    Look at the potential. Maybe more people will be shopping online for last minute gifts this Christmas. The republicans got rid of the unions today. Maybe they can have Mayor Bloomberg drive a bus. Nothing blew up at least. Still, you might want to avoid the Big Apple today or go for a walk. I bet the cabbies are making out real well today. This is like an unofficial Christmas bonus.

  11. Jon says:

    What a relief; thought you were nabbed by the Bush boys…

  12. mv says:

    Your topless girlfriend is trouble. Don’t think Ms. Spears had anything to do with it.

  13. Pat says:

    And here I was thinking that all that porn you post finally caught up with you.

    Glad to see you are back

  14. Dvorak reader says:

    John, You got more nuts here than a fruitcake. You might want to post the secret Dvorak fruitcake recipe.

    Fruitcake now security threat
    MONTREAL – If you’re travelling by air this holiday season, forget the fruitcake. At least as carry-on luggage. That’s the advice of the Canadian Air Transport Security Authority.

    I guess they figure people can bake a knife into the fruitcake or something.


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