Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel’s leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

Think about how pissed-off the average redneck gets over gay marriage. I’ll have to forward this to Pat Robertson.



  1. Robert Nichols says:

    At least Cindy is a male. At first I thought it was a female.

    That would have been digusting!

  2. Chris Swett says:

    So, is the dolphin now eligible for socialized medicine?

  3. moss says:

    In Israel, socialized medicine is a given. As long as you’re not an Arab.

  4. ranron says:

    Moss: That is funny.

    The post: WTF?! The Brit thinks that if she screws the (or gets screwed by) the dolphin she can produce mermaids? After this, I’m going to say gay marriage is quite normal.

  5. tolkan says:

    This reminds me back to a phony site that i came across a couple years ago. It was an FAQ on mating with dolphins, called dolphinsex.org. I’m astonished.

  6. John Schumann says:

    Those zany Brits! They are so amusing, in an understated way. Here’s another unusual wedding story from across the pond:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43897

  7. Mike Borginis says:

    Rumor has it this chick is already pregnant by the dolphin, but I wouldn’t be surprised if people started saying it was an act of cod.

  8. Steph says:

    I wonder what kind of prenup agreements would you whip up for a dolphin? I mean, come on. She’s a millionaire after all. Call me cynical, but something tells me Cindy is only in this for her money.

  9. Alan Lin says:

    WTF? thats messed up, i mean shes a fucken million air, why in hell would she do that. A little bit of the “crazy pills” and ‘crazy doc” would set her back on the right course.


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