Today’s Lesson For Guys — Real or Fake: How To Tell

By Uncle Dave Saturday June 6, 2009

May or may not be SFW, depending on where you work.

21 Comments

deowll says:

6/6/2009 at 6:16 pm

36 MMM might look all right on somebody 8 feet tall. ?8^)
Dall says:

6/6/2009 at 7:18 pm

Fun tutorial, but I don’t know if I would really call each bullet point a “step.”
Rick's Cafe says:

6/6/2009 at 7:24 pm

…and mom says my brain will rot by sitting in front of the computer so long. I learned something really useful today! Thanks!
The Warden says:

6/6/2009 at 7:27 pm

The video forgot to mention that when you ejaculate on fake breasts, the ejaculate can bounce off them and possibly poke out your eyeball.
Mr. Fusion says:

6/6/2009 at 7:31 pm

#6,

I don’t want to know how you know that.
here’s looking at U says:

6/6/2009 at 7:40 pm

Now if there were some sort of web pages available where you could observe lots of breasts to see how well we have been educated.
Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

6/6/2009 at 7:57 pm

I like your summer school class, Uncle Dave! Can we take a field trip to the beach to apply what we learned?
cfk says:

6/6/2009 at 8:26 pm

#6

Shouldn’t that be “Warden One Eye”?
Luc says:

6/6/2009 at 8:44 pm

I ogle. Why not? If the woman don’t want to be stared at, shouldn’t expose the jewels with a flashy cleavage.
Ron Larson says:

6/6/2009 at 9:15 pm

Step 9: Check you bank account. If you see a check for $8k written out to “Plastic Surgery Center” and your wife faked your signature, then they are fake.
Wretched Gnu says:

6/6/2009 at 9:20 pm

Phhht… I love the presumption that the pasty nimrods who would find this video fascinating would actually *care* whether a boob was real or not, in the miraculous event that they ever got to meet one…
Cursor_ says:

6/7/2009 at 12:47 am

Didn’t bother watching… not a breast fan.

I could care less what size they are. She just needs to intelligent and fun.

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Greg Allen says:

6/7/2009 at 9:19 am

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ROTFL Good one! I’ll bet that line works well!
Chris Wall says:

6/7/2009 at 2:47 pm

I like the way that someone had to decide that it was necessary to know the average distance between a woman’s nipple and chin. I’m much better off for knowing that now.
jopa says:

6/7/2009 at 3:16 pm

Now, that’s a tutorial FTW!
Wretched Gnu says:

6/7/2009 at 4:52 pm

Rule of thumb: If you can’t tell a real from a fake boob and feel this video is for “connoisseurs”, you’re almost certainly a fat, virginal twat.
BdgBill says:

6/8/2009 at 4:53 am

I can tell if a woman has fake tits by talking to her about current events for five minutes.
wumpus says:

6/8/2009 at 7:20 am

Wowsers, I think I just witnessed the topic for another epidemiology PhD research project — iatrogenic human female breast morphology… now if I can only find volunteers.
clancys_daddy says:

6/8/2009 at 12:08 pm

Real, fake? Don’t care as long as theys boobies!