Three fast-food restaurant workers were taken into custody Sunday evening after two police officers discovered that the hamburgers they had ordered had been sprinkled with marijuana.
The Isleta Police Department officers had eaten about half of their burgers from a Burger King restaurant in Los Lunas before realizing that something was wrong. Opening the burgers, they discovered marijuana sprinkled on top of the meat.
One of the officers, when he was eating his hamburger, he said, “This thing tastes like it has marijuana in it,” said Lieutenant Joseph Sanchez of the Los Lunas Police Department. And that’s when he opened it up to see what was inside.
The officers used a field test kit, which confirmed that the green, leafy substance was pot.
Officials say that the officers began acting odd after ingesting the marijuana and their sergeant sent them to a hospital for a medical evaluation.
What is there to say? Could they have picked a better target for their practical joke?
#28, the tragic irony is that I am in harmony with Tao, thus ONE. YOU, my friend, are the one who is shcizophrenic because you believe in an identity of yourself (not yourSelf). I have no identity. I have no name. I am One. Give all the trees in the world a name and a unique number. The one you missed, that Joshua Tree, in the middle of nowhere, is me.
ABOUT COPS.
Admin, this video is imperative in protecting your teenage children from POLICE ABUSE. I highly recommend putting this video on a new blog entry. Everyone should view this because when the time comes when it happens, THE COP HAS THE EXPERIENCE AND THE POWER.
http://tinyurl.com/o4ja6
#29 – They wouldn’t. These are cops, not random local Gomers. Upon realizing that were drugged, they contact their commanding officer and they are out of the game. They would not engage in a pursuit.
Pot only causes bad judgements in people who would otherwise make bad judgements.
#30 – I hear you talking but I can’t understand what you’re saying…
Dude… this is the slowest part of my work day and I got no Mary Jane… So I’m spending quality time with you…
#23 OhFor TheLoveOf said: “Hedonistic would be when you go to a party where a 250 pound woman is willingly hogtied, laid on a plastic sheet, covered in honey, and gang fucked by you and your friends while your wives cheers you on. I don’t know if that’s exciting, I’ve never done it. I’ll have to ask 0113addiv how much fun that really is… but at any rate, that’s hedonistic.”
Personally, I like my sex one on one though I’ve always wanted to hit a swing club, such as Le Trapeze in Manhattan (went there once but they didn’t let me in ’cause I was alone). My favorite fat chick encounter? I went on a date with a 250lb woman. After treating her to a romantic dinner at her corner diner I invited myself back to her place. I was intent in getting my $20 meal check repaid. We watched TV. Surfing through the channels we got to the Playboy channel where I left it on. I excused myself to use the bathroom where I removed all my clothes except for the cowboy boots and cowboy hat I had on (back a while ago when there was a silly resurgence in nyc with western fashion). I left my clothes laying on the bathroom floor, opened the door and walked buck naked into the living room with my little friend at full attention. I’ll never forget the look on her face! Loved it! Anyway, did her, got dressed and started to walk out the door after a courteous, “thank you”. She leans on the doorway naked with her breasts hanging heavy and low, and says “bye” while she’s fiddling with the used condom I had thrown in the waste receptical. A shuddered for a moment as I walked out her home and to my car. I remember saying to myself in the car that cold night that I hope she didn’t have an ideas about what I left her with. That’s all I needed in the future was to tell a kid who knocks on my door claiming me to be his father that his real father was a turkey baster. After that, I always wrapped the evidence in tissue paper and carried it out in my pocket and dumped it in a street garbage can. The least I had to worry then was a pregnant rat with a peculiar resemblance to me.
#28. One of the most innocent guys I knew in highschool who was a devout Catholic (he was an alterboy) and one of the gentleless creatures around was “accidently” killed by a New York Pig Department police officer. What that father had to live through the next twenty years was a live death sentence. One thing that nyc is doing nowadays is hiring people with SOME college education to enter their academy. They are also using NLP techniques, seen most prominently painted on all police vehicles: CPR (Courtesy, Professionalism, RESPECT). They need to be constantly reminded.
lol this is the best thing i’ve read today…
lol that’ll teach em to “serve and protect”
Dude… this is the slowest part of my work day and I got no Mary Jane… So I’m spending quality time with you…
Comment by OhForTheLoveOf — 10/10/2006 @ 1:33 pm
Sorry about the bum high, dude. Could be worse, 0113addiv could be telling more Penthouse Letter to the Editor stories.
#37
Did you like that? Now that I’ve tried it, I know why people like to troll 🙂
Seems to me that the police should be arrested for possession of Marijuana. It doesn’t matter how you get it; as long as you have it…right?
A little pot never killed anybody….it could have cost them their job had they not found it though….teenagers just dont think about the long term. Not that Im Ghandi or anything, spur of the moment I probably would of done it too…its pretty much just a hilarious situation. Hats off to the ballsy Burger King employees and the tokin’ cops that know what pot tastes like.