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1) Are You Our Mama?
2) Wha’cha doing?
Wolf: “Hey lady, is that the new Canon? Yeah I was going to get the new one but…” Deer: “I have a Nikon”. Wolf: “geez you are embarrassing yourself, Nikon, only tourist use Nikons.”
me finks ur amin that camwah de wrong ways miss.
Deer: “Hope she doesn’t notice I just took a dump on her back…he he.”
ITS PHOTOSHOP MANIA!!!!
“Awright Louie, I got her pinned … now gnaw her face off!”
How Squee!!!!!!!
Woman: “F#ckoff! Im trying to get a picture of the oilspill”
Hey, distract her while I poop on her back.
I’m not having any more kids with you if they’re going to look like baby deer.
Stalking the Muslim Small Penis tribe, Dr. Vagina is joined by the forestland cast of the remake of Bambi.
With all this poop talk, there must be a Dirty Sanchez variation that is applicable? “Lets leave her a cow patty picknic?”
But almost on topic, techology marches on. Only 3-4 years ago I got a Cannon S2. x10 optical with image stabilizer and vga motion film. Today I see the Kodak whatever only slightly larger with a x26 OPTICAL ZOOM and 720 HD motion recording for $100 less than I paid. Better Macro and Wide Angle as well. I don’t know==Cannon for M thru Friday and then carry the Kodak for Sat and Sun walks in the park? When will it all be on my cell phone?
ie–that slr lens in the photo is so old tech. I bet the animals in that photo actually do speak?
Can I see your beaver?
And then the attack. 🙂
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Hey Lady, before my folks get here, I just hadda ask – what kinda camera is that?
“Don’t mind us. We’re auditioning for the next Disney movie”.
But I’m cuter than he is!
Goddammit, Cartman!
Jenny, the world’s worst nature photographer.
“.. oh these frigg’n animals appear every time I go make myself new nature screen savers”
“Okay, when I say ‘action’, you and Butter go over to the stick and run around it counterclockwise. You do know what counterclockwise is, don’t you?”
Failed nature photographer considers career change.
Have u seen a fawn around here?…
“I recommend a lower ISO for this shot.”