Not that the rest of this thing isn’t, but the butt clinch part is downright disturbing. I was expecting a Zune to pop out.
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What’s this?
Is it for real? Or is it someone just making fun?
Well, you have to admit… it’s appropriate.
You must be kidding me. First of all, what the hell are they selling. If you didn’t know what a Zune was, as most people don’t, it just looks like a stupid commercial. Second the first creature looks like a hairless cock and balls. If this is M$ idea of cool and cutting edge then they really are f**ked up. Steve Jobbs must be laughing, knowing that M$ has another flop on their hands.
I think that their marketing department should lay off the magic mushrooms. Cripes!
Funny, I had the same clinch this morning and a Zune did pop out
Was it a brown one?
Even knowing what a Zune is, I thought this was totally stupid.
It’s M$ making a copy of the iPod. They can’t design it until they see the iPod and steal the idea…
I rushed out and bought one. Now I have to figure out what it is.
What was up with that focus on the butt clenching? Are they channeling the Zune product manager? ‘Cause he’d better be ready for a serious reaming.
Which would you rather Give??
An Eye, or left testise??
That some scary sh**.
Other Zune videos are similar. There is one in which a lion eats a deer in the interest of being ‘social.’ The designers of the ads think they are ‘edgy.’
The company that designed it is Tokyo Plastic… they’ve got some cool (but weird) work on their site (and the site itself is a work of art). I believe this is the only spot they did for the Zune thus far – so other weird ones are from other designers altogether.
http://www.tokyoplastic.com/
-RT
It was a song being squirted from one Zune to another … see? 😉
Great he will be blind again in 3 days then what?
What must Bill Gates think of the morons that are running his company.
Jebus, I’m afraid to even click to start that video based on the preview still.
What the..?????? And this shows the, ah, umm, mmm….
Can’t figure this one out. Guess I will have to go buy a Zune for the answer.
Better yet, let me hold on to my money and wait for the new iPods.
That is totally a hairless cock and balls. The surprise is the butt clench and pop orgasm. Gross and nasty and totally didn’t make me want to buy a Zune, in fact just the opposite.
I’m afraid of “Hey isn’t that mp3 player with the cock and ball commercial, or that dumb dog scratching commercial.”
It is so bad I suspect that it’s a joke, but who knows. Of course I’m 32 maybe the kids think this is cool.