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# 1 Liam Monahan said, on April 1st, 2007 at 6:42 am

May I point out that its April Fools Day? I smell a hoaxing.

# 2 Luís Camacho said, on April 1st, 2007 at 6:47 am

Of course it’s an April’s Fool joke but you had to spoil all the fun…

# 3 Beacon said, on April 1st, 2007 at 6:49 am

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# 4 Gary Marks said, on April 1st, 2007 at 6:53 am

I always find it appropriate when April Fools Day falls on a Sunday, when many people are in church.

# 5 Misanthropic Scott said, on April 1st, 2007 at 7:09 am

#4 – Gary Marks,

LOL. I’d add though, that even this obvious hoax now provides more evidence for fairies than exists for a deity.

# 6 mark said, on April 1st, 2007 at 7:57 am

I, for one, welcome our British Fairy Overlords!

# 7 nomore said, on April 1st, 2007 at 8:19 am

I am in my Garden digging, I am digging, wait what’s this?

It’s ~8″ …., holy shit. Martha get that Camera, quick!

Wait, it alive. It bit me, Marth…tha, Marth…tha he..lp me ….. My fingers, I can’t type any more…….. shit, shit……..

# 8 Gary Marks said, on April 1st, 2007 at 8:34 am

I see that #7 noname has just been victimized in another senseless home gardening fairy attack. How many times does this have to happen before garden gnomes are allow to carry weapons to keep our gardens safe?

# 9 Gary Marks said, on April 1st, 2007 at 8:38 am

Correction to my #8… not “noname,” but “nomore.”

Sorry, I’m getting very sloppy.

# 10 Matthew said, on April 1st, 2007 at 9:11 am

A little Sevin Dust will get rid of those fuckers real quick.

# 11 Martha said, on April 1st, 2007 at 9:21 am

Nomore, is in intesive care now at Our Lady of Perpetual Suffering Hospital.

Gary Marks thanks for your advice. We take fairy attacks in our homeland gardening very seriously.

We just brought an Armed Garden Gnome and Zombie Guards off of EBay. We will be training our Elfs in self-defence.

We must fight the fairy on their soil so we don’t have to fight them on ours!

# 12 Lauren the Ghoti said, on April 1st, 2007 at 9:41 am

#4 – Gary Marks -

Bam!

& #5 – Misanthropic Scott -

Kapow!!

No, but seriously, y’know what this means? Conan Doyle was right!

I think the dogmatic, closed-minded world of “science” owes Sir Arthur a long-overdue apology.

# 13 Sean said, on April 1st, 2007 at 9:43 am

As long as they come here legally thats all that matters. There taking our jobs.
Your a great American.

# 14 Gary Marks said, on April 1st, 2007 at 10:15 am

Lauren, I never believed in fairies until they turned vicious and began attacking innocent gardeners. Now we can’t afford to not believe in them. Non-belief would surely be our undoing.

# 15 Mark Derail said, on April 1st, 2007 at 10:28 am

No, it HAS to be real, compare to these other mummified creatures:

Fish with a big mouth :
http://tinyurl.com/6os2m2
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/tampa-sea-monster.shtml

Mermaids :
http://tinyurl.com/5q7vno
http://www.sideshowworld.com/TYfeejeePart1.html
http://www.sideshowworld.com/TYfeejeePart2.html
http://www.snopes.com/photos/tsunami/mermaid.asp

Amazing what taxidermists are able to do. PT Barnum had a nice collection of fakes and not-so-fakes.

# 16 Mark Derail said, on April 1st, 2007 at 10:39 am

Now THIS article is tech-related and pertinent to today’s date.

http://tinyurl.com/2xcv9e

Image – the same computer – same processor – but over time, the MHZ actually drops the more you use the computer. As much as 15% !!! (after a couple of years)

# 17 Lauren the Ghoti said, on April 1st, 2007 at 11:04 am

Isn’t it time to negotiate with someone who represents the more moderate fairy elements – like, say, David Gest? Or do you want the fairyists to win??

# 18 Lauren the Ghoti said, on April 1st, 2007 at 11:10 am

#15 – Mark Derail

For me, this is a nonstory. For years I’ve been keeping a drip pan under my CPU, and once a month or so I simply pour the megahertzes back in at the top, and my machine is as fast as the day it was built. Just common sense, really.

# 19 hhopper said, on April 1st, 2007 at 11:12 am

I believe in fairies… I saw one in a gay bar just last night.

I know, I know… what was I doing in a gay bar.

It’s a JOKE!!!!!

# 20 Gary Marks said, on April 1st, 2007 at 11:16 am

I don’t believe David Gest exists.
The photos have clearly been doctored.

# 21 Mark Derail said, on April 1st, 2007 at 11:30 am

I’m looking forward to Angel Wong’s comment.

#17 LoL. What if it’s true?

# 22 Lauren the Ghoti said, on April 1st, 2007 at 11:42 am

#20 – Whatchu mean “if,” Willis?

#19 – From the last time I saw Liza speak, I don’t think the photos are the only thing that’s been doctored – if you catch my drift…

# 23 JimR said, on April 1st, 2007 at 11:44 am

How could he! It’s blasphemy!

Going once… going twice….

# 24 ECA said, on April 1st, 2007 at 12:07 pm

Only fairies I know about, are Gay.

# 25 Gary Marks said, on April 1st, 2007 at 12:09 pm

This just in…
Forensic pathologists have concluded that the Derbyshire Fairy died of a shotgun blast to the neck region.

At this preliminary stage, Dick Cheney is only being considered a “person of interest” in the investigation, but has already asserted executive privilege to resist questioning. More news as it breaks.

# 26 andy said, on April 1st, 2007 at 12:47 pm

OH no, my people have been discovered. I must warn Michael Jackson.

# 27 Martha said, on April 1st, 2007 at 12:53 pm

Sadly Nomore passed away this morning. He is survived by his wife Martha, sons Noname and Noway. A local bereavement fund for the family has been set up.

Doctors at Our Lady of Perpetual Suffering Hospital originally failed to treat Nomore Garden Fairy bite wounds aggressively, misdiagnosed as Tooth Fairy bite marks. Meanwhile Nomore started fainting and getting really sick. After extensive blood test the Doctors actually seemed worried and told me to prepare myself for the worst. Huge amounts of antibiotics where given, to no avail. This is the 5th recorded death from Garden Fairy bite wounds this year.

Please wear gloves when you garden!!! I am told, rubbing garlic on the wound would have saved his life.

I have already been touched by the outpouring of understanding, love and concern friends and strangers have shared. Please keep us in your prayers as we walk in our grief for the loss of Nomore.

A service will be held in our home and his ashes spread in our garden.

Please remember send your generous donations and sympathy cards care of

Nomore bereavement fund
1313 W Mockingbird Ln
Dallas, TX 75247

# 28 JimR said, on April 1st, 2007 at 12:56 pm

In case you missed the gist of my link above… the fairy is on ebay.

Currently 33 pounds. (cause of death diabetes?)

# 29 TJGeezer said, on April 1st, 2007 at 1:23 pm

15 & 17 – A fine link to a problem with a great and easy solution. I learn so much from this blog it’s amazing, and now I even know why AMD chips are ahead of Intel – they simply steal Intel’s designs and start making them two years in the past.

As for the Garden Fairy problem, Matthew (10) is wrong. Those things thrive on Sevin Dust. The only way I’ve seen to keep them under control is to spread bullshit freely on their nests. That’s why you’ll never find them anywhere near congress or the white house.

# 30 Gary Marks said, on April 1st, 2007 at 1:46 pm

My dearest Martha #27,

Thank you so much for giving us the opportunity to find closure even in our deepest hours of grief over Nomore’s untimely passing. It meant so much to us that in his final moments here on earth, he reached out to us with his comment #7, which will remain forever enshrined in the “Dvorak Uncensored Holy Archive” with Perpetual Ad-supported Care and Backup.

Many people overlook the fact that when the Grim Reaper comes knocking, he often brings his brother Opportunity, but your bereavement fund shows that you are not guilty of this frequent oversight. The check is in the mail, as are my prayers. Be brave.

# 31 Lauren the Ghoti said, on April 1st, 2007 at 1:49 pm

#29 – TJG

“…now I even know why AMD chips are ahead of Intel – they simply steal Intel’s designs and start making them two years in the past.”

Oh, brother. How unscientific can you get? It is a well-known scientific fact that it’s impossible to travel into the past. How could you believe such nonsense?? Absurd.

I mean, it’s so obvious. What they do is, they send spies two years into the future to steal the plans, then produce them in the present.

Travelling into the past… Jeeez. Some people’ll believe anything…

# 32 Lauren the Ghoti said, on April 1st, 2007 at 1:56 pm

#27 – Martha

Is his English cousin, Noshitsherlock, going to attend the services? I remember him as a bit of a smartass…

# 33 Uncle Dave said, on April 1st, 2007 at 2:15 pm

#31: I believe there’s a flaw in your logic. If they can’t travel into the past, once they steal the plans, how do they get the plans back into the past to be produced today?

Clearly, you are unaware of the Plastic Surgery model of Dynamic Time Travelocity. It’s all the rage in Hollywood and, for some reason, Cleveland. For a mere $24.95 a month for 500 months, you too can travel into your past.

# 34 Martha said, on April 1st, 2007 at 2:16 pm

# 32 Lauren the Ghoti, thank you for your heart felt condolences.

I just got off the phone with NoShitSherlock. Sadly, he can not attend, something about being on GWs terrorist watch list. Instead, IToldYouSo is flying in.

Can you attend? The family would really like have you speak at the memorial. I know it would mean so much to everyone.

# 35 Martha said, on April 1st, 2007 at 2:35 pm

#30 Gary Marks, thank you so much for your heart felt condolences.

You where one of the last names he called out before crossing over.

My prayers are with you and yours.

# 36 JimR said, on April 1st, 2007 at 2:55 pm

Current bid for fairy corpse… $95 USD

# 37 Gary Marks said, on April 1st, 2007 at 3:13 pm

JimR, the eBay auction of the phony fairy corpse is funny, but it didn’t provide quite as much fodder for humor as did the path of “true belief.”

Sorry, I’ve got to run now. I think new life has sprung from my jar of peanut butter.

# 38 JimR said, on April 1st, 2007 at 3:45 pm

Hey, Martha had a good yarn. I was too blah today to add anything interesting, but enjoyed everyone’s contributions.

The fairy is actually a nice piece of art. Bids seem to be stuck at £48 (GBP). I can’t see how he would ship it tho.

# 39 Richard McCoy said, on April 1st, 2007 at 4:50 pm

Here is another one for 4/1/2007
http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html

# 40 Li said, on April 1st, 2007 at 6:10 pm

The wings are made of leaves.

Nice work to the artist, but damn strange media, I say.

# 41 Lauren the Ghoti said, on April 1st, 2007 at 6:27 pm

#34 – Martha

“Can you attend? The family would really like have you speak at the memorial. I know it would mean so much to everyone.”

You’re too kind, really, but I’m afraid I must decline.

Ever since that incident at Nowayjosé’s wedding in Tijuana, I can’t be in the same room with his Uncle Noworriesmate once he gets started on the Foster’s.

But thanks all the same, I’ll just wait for the seance to pay my respects to Nomore in person.

And tell the little ones, Noididnt & Noiwont, I said ‘Hi.’

# 42 Brandon bachman said, on April 1st, 2007 at 7:01 pm

Almost legit if it weren’t for the bad photoshop job.

Them lines there are too crisp.

Of course I knew right off the bat it was a hoax, just mentioning the bad pic.

# 43 Your Typical Texan said, on April 1st, 2007 at 7:04 pm

#27, Martha,

My deepest condolences. Nomore enriched our lives. We all grew under his steady fertilizing of bullshit. The laughter and fun we would have at his expense, never to be again. The dumb look on his face when he accidentally would swallow the cigarette butt in his beer bottle. The easy way he could be convinced it was his turn to buy the round even though he had been the only one buying so far. Damn, we’ll miss him down at the pub.

But don’t worry. Me and some of the boys will come around and eradicate any fairies still in your garden. Big Bubba wants to try out his new Mac 10 and Billy Bob Joe Ray Whitey has his great grandfather’s scatter gun all loaded and ready. We’ll be by sometime after last call.

Hey Martha, was Nomore any relation to Nosense?

# 44 ChrisMac said, on April 1st, 2007 at 8:29 pm

I seem to recall nomuss and nofuss hanging around with nononscence…

But it may have just been a dream.. or a speeling error

# 45 BubbaRay said, on April 1st, 2007 at 10:51 pm

#27, Martha, the whole family will be there to support you. I called everyone on the list. They’re all coming. Thanks for counting on me to contact all the cousins: noautonym, noeponym, nohandle, nomoniker (all the way from Ireland), nomonogram (Trump’s new assistant), nonickname (no, not Bush’s flunky, that’s from the other side of the family), nopseudonym, nosignature, nosurname and notag (from Arkansas) will be there.

We’re going to be there for ya !! And the new grandkid, nopatronymic is coming too !!

# 46 Martha said, on April 2nd, 2007 at 3:58 pm

Nomore was loved by many. Never more has this been graciously expressed by everyone in our hour of mourning. My family is sustained by the outpouring love and sympathy.

Special thanks to BubaRay for gathering together the extended family.

My greatest appreciation for Typical Texan; him and his friends came by last night and rid the garden, yard and damn near the whole block of fairies. It was unfortunate that a few neighbor cats where out that night. These cats are resting eternally with Nomore.

The family has decided to spend a few mournful moments in Las Vegas, as we know Nomore would want us too.

Again thanks for the gracious and gratuitous financial support. So Long ….

# 47 Your Typical Texan said, on April 2nd, 2007 at 6:03 pm

Hey Martha, would ya be free some evening after ya get back from Las Vegas? A purdy little critter like yourself shouldn’t be alone ya know.

# 48 wallace said, on April 8th, 2007 at 6:57 am

i think it is a fake but im going to let my little girl think its real for awhile just so she can be amazed for a bit

# 49 no name said, on April 8th, 2007 at 12:24 pm

for all you non belivers get it in to your head that this fairy is and for ever will be real

# 50 leah pickering said, on April 9th, 2007 at 4:03 am

everyone knows fairys arnt real so get that into your big fat heads u big lozors who think they are real………..

# 51 anonoumus said, on May 13th, 2007 at 7:45 am

They are real
and if there not tell me what it’s made of
exactly you can’t
so that prooves it fairies are real
HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!

# 52 Kayla Lewis said, on June 17th, 2007 at 10:51 pm

Hi ya today we were looking at this picture in class.Everybody was amazed but not so sure it was real. My friend believes in fairies so she was gobsmacked. we printed out tons of pictures of the so called fairy. everybody has 1 on there desk. About 10 people asked if it was real, our teacher wasn’t sure but said yes any way. So now everybody in my class believes in fairies. Well almost everyone. Are these fairies real anyway? How many did you find? (if they are real).

# 53 mindie said, on July 11th, 2007 at 6:55 pm

wow thats cool

# 54 Amoshmockolock said, on July 18th, 2007 at 7:39 am

I think it’s real…

# 55 fairy lover 13 said, on July 24th, 2007 at 8:22 pm

i honestly believe this web page it is not the first time ive seen it!! and im not giving up because others make all those weird and mean comments!!! How would u like me to say…..i dont believe in you!!!!i have been a fairy believer since i was a little girl and some said and believed id grow out of my love for them but i havent and i will never because i know deep down theyre thenoone is going to change my views!!!!!!!

# 56 +normal person said, on July 24th, 2007 at 8:29 pm

tere are some really good artists in the world and it looks computer generated tthere is a slight possibility they are real but i dont believe it

# 57 +normal person said, on July 24th, 2007 at 8:40 pm

terI do believe this is true!!! The fairy photographs may look a bit fake and dodgy but theyre still real!!!i do believe that there are tiny little fairies dancing around think me crazy think me what you like but theyre there i swear they are!!!!e are some really good artists in the world and it looks computer generated tthere is a slight possibility they are real but i dont believe it

# 58 jessica-mikaela may said, on August 4th, 2007 at 10:40 pm

eemm…i realli duno wat to believe…well…i have to admit that it might look pretty if its alive… Yes, i do believe in them and i know they exist. it may not have to be in our world but exist in other place or world.. this picture…i might not believe it and at the same time i might…who knows if they really exists and we may not know it??? i believe there is place we havent discover and maybe will never be.

# 59 alysha said, on September 6th, 2007 at 10:04 am

it may or may not be a hoax if it is they did a very good job if it isnt my wildest dreams have just come true proof that fairys exist !!!

# 60 Ruby said, on September 11th, 2007 at 12:35 pm

I really do believe in faries as there is alot of proof. This is amazing!

# 61 jane said, on September 23rd, 2007 at 8:07 am

you are all very sick there are fairy belivers out there and this story seems so real i hope one day you all find something you truely belive in such as your own life is gunna come to an end .like this fairy and its remains . quiet being disbeliving and start beliving because one day something will come across you .

# 62 ilove fairies said, on September 29th, 2007 at 3:37 pm

i love fairies
there awsome but i dont thnik there real
or are they?
biig mistery
well this pic. looks real and i dont know weather to belive or not cus the date is april fools day
but u never know
well i would lke to find out
DD

# 63 petty said, on October 18th, 2007 at 4:33 pm

wow i dont know about you but im a BELIVER of fairys murmaids and other things

# 64 Josh Congress said, on October 29th, 2007 at 6:20 am

THANK YOU! ILL SHOW MY CLASS THAT PICTURE ON TUESDAY, CAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WHO BELIVES IN FARIES!!!!!

# 65 JAY said, on November 9th, 2007 at 7:16 pm

WOW THIS HAS ONLY JUST REACHED NZ. SO GLAD TO HEAR THE BIDS ARE GOING WELL. OF COURSE THERE ARE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF MY GARDEN. MAY THERE ALWAYS BE SOME FOR THE SANITY OF IMAGINATION AND PLAY. WHAT DID PETER SAY!

I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES
I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES
I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES

AND TINKERBELL CAME BACK TO LIFE. MAYBE OUR LITTLE BUDDY FAIRIES NET SOME BELIEVING FOR THEM.

TAKE CARE FROM DOWN UNDER IN FAIRY LAND

# 66 Gina said, on November 11th, 2007 at 2:50 pm

I BELEIVE YOU!!!

GINA

# 67 chaquesha said, on November 14th, 2007 at 7:33 am

UmMmMmM….. i think fairies are hot specially tinkerbell.. Oh YeAh

# 68 Chris said, on November 27th, 2007 at 10:08 pm

considering that there’s very little info on this and it’s on April Fools Day, yeah, I smell somethin’ a little funny. The aritcle’s much too brief and loud. I believe in fairies and the supernatural. We, as humans, are so arrogant to think that we know all about this world and the universe. The cold, hard truth is, we really don’t know what the hell’s possible. We did not create the world, it’s the other way around. But, this does seem kinda hoaxy. Nevertheless, who’s to say it’s impossible. Prove fairies exist? I’ll tell ya what, prove they don’t! Ha!

# 69 nikki said, on November 30th, 2007 at 11:28 pm

Me and my friend think that is so freaky where not so sure if its true or not. If this is a joke then the person that made it is an idiot because me and my friend got freaked when we saw it and we showed so many people and they all thought it was true until we saw the date it was published, and thought… what about April fools day!!!
So hopefully it IS true.
From bec & nikki….

# 70 Hannah said, on December 2nd, 2007 at 9:56 am

FAIRIES ARE REAL! I saw one… well its dust. it was a really cold windy day and i let my dog outside. she wanted to come back inside before i sat down again. i guess it was the cold weather. I was about to shut the door and than i saw something glittery. i didn’t know what it was but went over to get a closer look. I saw what looked like plain glitter i went to scoop it up. i don’t really know why. Than i realized how soft it was. it was really windy and it should have blown away. i picked up most of it and put it in a jar. When I came back for the rest, it was all gone. I don’t understand it. The wind was howling and it should have blown away. It was so light. My friend called and we could not come up with any other reason other than it was fairy dust. I still don’t understand it. It’s just gotta be more than Tinkerbell and Peter Pan its got to be more complicated.

# 71 bella said, on December 8th, 2007 at 7:38 pm

ahha fairys mumufied…yea sure ppl, wat some ppl will put bon da internet, just terrible

# 72 Custard said, on December 19th, 2007 at 12:00 am

bella: “ahha fairys mumufied…yea sure ppl, wat some ppl will put bon da internet, just terrible”

Sorry, you’ll have to speak up a bit, dear. It’s always amazed me how people can mumble while typing.

# 73 Fairy Warlord said, on December 19th, 2007 at 6:20 am

Fairy’s are real for i am a fairy
p.s i need money

# 74 Fairy Warlord said, on December 19th, 2007 at 6:21 am

I hate Trolls, like Jakish

# 75 Fairy Warlord said, on December 19th, 2007 at 6:23 am

Sorry Jakish, your a imp arn’t you!

# 76 I am me said, on December 19th, 2007 at 6:24 am

hi everybody

# 77 dan the fairy man said, on January 9th, 2008 at 5:42 am

yo i got attack by a fairy

# 78 dan the fairy man said, on January 9th, 2008 at 5:44 am

jakeish a imp thats true

# 79 dude fish said, on January 16th, 2008 at 5:50 am

i got bit by jakish

# 80 mmmmmmmm said, on January 16th, 2008 at 5:51 am

who the hell is jakish

# 81 i am me said, on January 16th, 2008 at 5:56 am

hello!!!

# 82 i am me said, on January 16th, 2008 at 5:58 am

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 83 i am me said, on January 16th, 2008 at 6:11 am

are u listening 2 radio

# 84 i am me said, on January 16th, 2008 at 6:12 am

are u listening 2 radio?

# 85 Geoffery Howson said, on January 16th, 2008 at 6:14 am

Ah, yes I remember; when I was young, the wild jakish imps roamed free across the land. We faced struggles and hardship for many years, for you see they where nothing but pure evil.
But we are strong; we used fire and drove them down the darkest reaches of the forbidden realms of the garden and chased them up the trees. They remained there for centauries to come until they eventually evolved in to fairies.
But wait, that’s not all, the trees grow angry at their presence, and slowly consumed them into tree spirits. And that is why, my friend the reason why fairies are no more.

# 86 i am me said, on January 16th, 2008 at 6:15 am

is anyone gonna anwser me?

# 87 Geoffery Howson said, on January 16th, 2008 at 6:16 am

Ah, yes I remember; when I was young, the imps roamed free across the land. We faced struggles and hardship for many years, for you see they where nothing but pure evil.
But we are strong; we used fire and drove them down the darkest reaches of the forbidden realms of the garden and chased them up the trees. They remained there for centauries to come until they eventually evolved in to fairies.
But wait, that’s not all, the trees grow angry at their presence, and slowly consumed them into tree spirits. And that is why, my friend the reason why fairies are no more.

# 88 i am me said, on January 16th, 2008 at 6:17 am

you have to refresh the page!!!

# 89 i am me said, on January 16th, 2008 at 6:20 am

did you no that people in the 1920’s said they saw fariys! but on there death bed she said that she made it up!

# 90 dude fish said, on January 16th, 2008 at 6:22 am

Eye he be right bout dem jakishes, they made the tree spirits in my garden angry and they were totaly obliterated and were banished to the spirit world.

# 91 i am me said, on January 16th, 2008 at 6:23 am

why so you keep talkin about jakeish??

# 92 lucy anonymus said, on January 21st, 2008 at 3:45 am

that is sooo fake ! ! !

i dont know if i believe in faries but that is fake !!!!!!!!

# 93 Big D said, on January 21st, 2008 at 3:49 am

Christian White is pink and i think that david thompson is a big donkey cock. U rae all gay and everyone who reads this is gay

# 94 Big D said, on January 21st, 2008 at 3:51 am

Christian White is pink and i think that david thompson is a big donkey cock. U rae all gay and everyone who reads this is gay. plus David Archer is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 95 Demi Anonymous said, on January 21st, 2008 at 3:51 am

This Picture Is Well Fake
Lmao
It Looks Like A Melted Barbie
:L
Hii Lucyy,,0x
Haha
We In I.ct
Youuh Okayy
Cba Wiv P.e Next Lol
This Picture Is Fake
I Dunno If I Believe In Fairies Tho!
.

# 96 fitty said, on January 21st, 2008 at 3:52 am

demi is AWSOME!

ilu.[0x]

xxxxx

# 97 Demi Izz Coool Baybee :P said, on January 21st, 2008 at 3:55 am

Hii Lucyy
ilu TOOH
0xo.
Hii David,,
Youu Said You Are Pink
:L

# 98 lucii x said, on January 21st, 2008 at 3:56 am

we cant go on this all lesson coz we have too print it out todaii !!!

but it fun!!!

demi i love yuu !!!

well doo yuu fink this is fake ?

i doo !!!

xxxxxxxxx

# 99 David Archer To The Maximum said, on January 21st, 2008 at 4:02 am

dIGGIN THE FOLLOWING PPLZ AS GAY:

SQUEAKY GUY
TOMO PURDY
DAVID THOMPSON OJ
AND EVERY TEACHER IN THE WORLD
PLUS JOSH SMITH OCONOUR
AND ALL OF HOLCA AND ALL OF MAN U THEY STINK

PEACE OUT FROM BIG DAVE CHILLIN TO THE CORE.

# 100 anonymous said, on January 21st, 2008 at 4:03 am

hey all of u people leave this site right now or i will send the police
this site is seroius nt a joke

# 101 anonymous 2 said, on January 25th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

lucci shut uo and leave this website before i set the faries on u

# 102 iamme said, on February 4th, 2008 at 5:10 am

hi fairys are real!!!

# 103 iamme said, on February 4th, 2008 at 5:12 am

iam from another world…

# 104 Bryan said, on February 23rd, 2008 at 7:45 am

National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years. The NTSB covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, “Oh, Shit!”

Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3% of the final words were, “Hey Y’all, hold my beer and watch this!”

# 105 taytay69 said, on March 12th, 2008 at 7:00 am

ok that does look like a real fairy and no who cares if it was posted on aprils fools day it still looks like on what else would you guys say it was hello come on now i thinks it is REAL!!!!!!! thanks thats all i have to say!!!!

# 106 blah blah blah said, on March 13th, 2008 at 7:15 am

Ok, I used to believe in fairys and I still love em cause I am always drawin them but I don’t believe in dem ya know, but after seeing dis article I’m not so sure, you can see the police evidence bag in the background!!! Hello???

# 107 bugg said, on March 18th, 2008 at 11:29 am

wow i think that this is a real fairy and whoever doesnt think so i dont no if theres better proof than a body, people!!!

# 108 Anemone said, on March 19th, 2008 at 5:19 am

Well, it could be a joke on this one but it is true. Fairies are as real as day! But how do I know right? I know because i am a fairy ! You think im lying right? But I think You could understand. Here are some Questions to make you answer and then it should lead up to me being a fairy. WHY AM I WRITING BACK? WHY WOULD I WRITE BACK IF ITS 3-19-08? WHY DO I HAVE A BEST FRIEND NAMED DANDYLION? WHY WOULD I JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING SO SERIOUS? WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE LITTLE PIXIES FOLLOWING ME ARROWNED EVERYWHERE ? ONE OF THEIR NAMES IS LILY. WHY IS ………..OK, YOU GET MY POINT THERE IS SO MUCH MORE THAT I COULD SAY! IM A FAIRY AND IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IT…………YOU CANT SEE ME!SO THERE!

# 109 **Double_D** said, on March 21st, 2008 at 12:34 pm

WOW you ppl are really interestind!!!!!! It looks pretty real to me and if you go on to the second to last and the last websites Mark Derail set up for you guys you will notice that the pictures of the Mermaids actually match some of the pictures from the antient times so it makes it seem real… You may all not want to believe because to you all it was, was a farytale and it’s hard to believe something else but I think the really all you guys want to believe because you were raised not to… Well thats all I have to say for now so ttyl ppl… Peace Out!!!!!!

# 110 bianca said, on April 2nd, 2008 at 5:37 am

i do belive in fairies nobody can change my maind i wish there were still alive ones i dreamed about fairies and it was amazin there were flying everywhere i told my parents they thought i was crazy but watever

I DO BELIVE IN FAIRIES
PS I AM NOT CRAZY

# 111 Stephanie said, on April 3rd, 2008 at 11:09 am

I for one believe this is not an April Fools Day joke I believe that it is a real fairy and that one the fairies will come and save me from this horrifying place where YOU people cannot believe in FAITH and TRUST and a little bit of Pixie dust.Wake up people Fairies are the future and we are the past.

# 112 eturn41 said, on April 7th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

Do u see the wings they look like leaves now that is sure weird aand some un talented no good pple culd of just put on gloves it is FAke!

# 113 martha said, on April 7th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

i was just kidding about the whole fairy thing im an idiot ha i farted

# 114 fire_element said, on April 9th, 2008 at 5:17 am

well… personally I do believe in fairies and all of the (as you humans call it) fantasy world. Being a pagan and also practicing vampirism how can I not believe? I know I am real so why wouldn’t everthing else be?

# 115 iloveme said, on April 9th, 2008 at 7:32 pm

it looks prity real and quess who i am …….. im lily im the fairys bff.believe it or not.

# 116 StupidIsWhatStupidDoes said, on April 12th, 2008 at 10:23 am

You know what? You got my hopes up. I really wanted to believe *tear* that they were discovered. Darn you.

# 117 iloveme said, on April 15th, 2008 at 12:13 pm

i can not believe thats true i might even believe fairys

# 118 Bulldar said, on April 17th, 2008 at 8:11 am

this is very interesting to me. i don’t know what to think. cuz you can be suprised what makeup people can do!!!!!!!!like for ex. go to goole.com under imeges slook for real murmaid and there is an alien/murmaid thing there. I i am just going to say belive what you want to be someday it might come back and bit you in the butt.

# 119 liam said, on April 18th, 2008 at 4:30 am

wow is really real

# 120 sayeeda said, on April 18th, 2008 at 8:40 pm

this is not real fairy as who has known about them much, its made up of clay i feel so, and fairy is just for kids play to make them sleep, if somebody says dat fairies r real then come on prove it to me, Its not true dont believe in anything blindly
sayeeda from india
Insha allah i wud get a right answer

# 121 fairygurly said, on April 20th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

i kno there real ,did you find that by water?me n my grandma seen one by a creek in the woods i was walking then i was climming on rocks by the creek and feel in and it flew rite in front of me and i blinked and it was gone!):

# 122 VIOLET said, on April 22nd, 2008 at 5:20 pm

how and where did you find the fairy?
because I think they are so cool…
please write back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROME.VIOLET

# 123 NARISSA said, on April 22nd, 2008 at 5:50 pm

obviously you people need to grow up a little maybe to you none of this is real but to others it is and to me it is if you’ve known that they are discovering new species in antartica, well then why cant fairys be real . i do believe in them if you can believe in god you to can believe in fairies or other paranormal beings

# 124 FIRMBELIEVER said, on April 23rd, 2008 at 1:34 pm

who ever made this site BRAVO you convinced my friend they were real for about one day and then she looked at the date… and the only thing any of you should believe in is KARMA that shits real and it either suck or freakin rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!! peace

# 125 FIRMBELIEVER said, on April 23rd, 2008 at 1:37 pm

OHH YA HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY LOVE YOU

# 126 BRITTNEY said, on April 23rd, 2008 at 1:42 pm

you sons-of-bitchs i was going to go fairy hunting and everything not to mention everyone looked at me wierd. you guys are DICK LICKERS!!!

# 127 Sally L. said, on April 25th, 2008 at 3:37 am

Is this an april fools joke or what?! Because that would be so rude to kids that got their hopes up but then saw the date and realized it might be an april fools joke but if it isn’t your confusing people! I want them to be real but you’ve confused me into thinking it’s an april fools joke! please tell me it’s real or just an april fools joke. Because doing an april fools joke then not saying “april fools” that’s just stupid! Please tell me if it’s real or an april fools joke.

# 128 newtlover said, on April 25th, 2008 at 6:08 am

I know all there is to know about fairies. Judging from that picture that is NOT a fairy! If you respected people who do believe in fairies you would not have put a sculpture of a dead fairy on the internet! Its just rude!! I would think that adults would know better but apperently they don’t.

# 129 ananomous said, on April 25th, 2008 at 6:19 am

I am a fairy. Why would you suckers trick mortals like that?

–Lily

# 130 Melanie said, on April 27th, 2008 at 7:36 pm

I would love to know and believe that fairies are real but I doubt that they are. I think it’s possible that they once existed but are now extinct.

# 131 niamh said, on April 28th, 2008 at 11:08 am

i love fairys and no one believed that they was
real and now i have proof it is so sad for that fairys.

# 132 boodwah said, on May 2nd, 2008 at 4:15 pm

hi… i for 1 do belive in fairies as i once came across one in a nearby park as i went out dogging one night… she were beautiful… as waz the lob on i had from reasently shaggin my cat lenny… this fairies lovely i mynt wak off over this picture later on after my bed bath… living alone in a garden shed makes me loanly thatz why i sometimes sneak into my nabours house and use the internet i also dip my fingers in the pot of honey left on the work top…i love it… a am but a dirty hermit who cant spell …

# 133 justafariygirl said, on May 5th, 2008 at 10:53 am

ok i may not have a fairy but i have seen many none wich have bitten me. so i so belive in them!$!#$$$$$!@#$#%%R%^%%U&%#%@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 134 justafariygirl said, on May 5th, 2008 at 10:58 am

can anyone agree with me i mean this has to be real just study it i mean gosh how can people be so stuped not to belive this picture no ofence.HAHAHA!@$^%%$*&$%#^$@%%^^!!!!!!!!

# 135 Geej said, on June 20th, 2008 at 6:58 am

I do believe in fairys because honestly, the universe is so vast that human beings have no idea. Compared to everything else, we’re tiny. We’re nothing. And to believe that we’re it, the human beings and the few species we have found, is kinda selfish…

I personally believe that this artist dude is brilliant. And has way to much time on his hands…to come up with something so realistic is basically amazing.

# 136 Missem said, on June 20th, 2008 at 7:15 am

I have to admit I looked at the picture and read the articale before I checked the date it was posted. I actually believed it until I saw the date. That is amazing! And so well done!

# 137 Conner said, on June 20th, 2008 at 12:13 pm

gwigga.

# 138 I41BlieveInFairies said, on June 21st, 2008 at 6:00 am

Ppl who don’t believe this are very very stupid idiots. Mean 2. Anyway who cares if u don’t blieve. If u don’t why come on this site! No offence but yes…

# 139 IBlieveInFairies said, on June 22nd, 2008 at 10:43 am

LISTEN UP! IT IS IMPORTANT U READ THIS COMMENT! I have looked up on this particular case and at first I believed. I looked up on http://www.lebanoncircle.co.uk (I think that is how you spell it) and when I came to the bottom I discovered it is a fairy hoax. Someone had put it down there as an April 1st. I must admit that it is a job well done but it is a FAKE! Even though this fairy is a hoax I still believ in fairies.

# 140 pinkiepie said, on June 27th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

wowwwww this is so cool I do believe that, this is real they proved it didnt they?there are probably tousands more baried under ground and if it’s fake i’m still going to believe in them.

# 141 nono said, on July 17th, 2008 at 10:26 am

r they real?

# 142 KMDavis said, on July 19th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

This is relly sad hearing all you people cussing and stuff this is not FAKE its REAL! and you guys are being really rude!

# 143 nono said, on August 5th, 2008 at 5:07 pm

OMG! THATS A FAIRY ALRIGHT! I BELIEVE IN ANGELS AND GOOD SPIRITTS BUT I JUST STARTED BELIEVING IN FAIRYS AFTER I SAW……THIS…THIS…INCREDIBLE, ASTONISHING, HARD TO BELIEVE, DISCOVERY! ITS……ITS…ITS JUST………WOW! WOW….WOW…..WOW….WOW……………….WOW!amazing!

# 144 joanbug@gmail.com said, on August 9th, 2008 at 2:10 pm

i have always beleaved in fairys but know i can prove it you my friends

# 145 wonderwoman said, on August 12th, 2008 at 11:21 am

ever sence i was a kid i had belived in fairies and im just amazed how many people are just like me!! thats so cool how they found that in england!!!

# 146 Mr. Fusion said, on August 12th, 2008 at 11:56 am

Holy sheet !!! Who the heck knew there were this many retards in the world.

# 147 Iridessa said, on August 21st, 2008 at 4:11 pm

hi this is a 10 year old fairy beliver and I think all of you who dont beleve in fairies are SO STUPID!

# 148 Erin said, on August 23rd, 2008 at 2:25 pm

I Don’t listen to any of the none believers,
they are all immature.
If ghosts are real, which they are, I have proof and took a photo myself, then Fairies are
real!!!
Maybe the idiots that are saying that they aren’t real, are not real themselves!

Erin in Wa.

# 149 Rev. Dr. WEB said, on August 23rd, 2008 at 10:48 pm

In all my 51 years of existance on this planet, I have seen many a curious thing. Some real, some not, and some kinda in the middle. This little one falls in the last catagory in which I will explain my theory…. Its an extreme coinsidance that the artifact(per se)was found on April Fools day….You see what most religions refer to as Pagans, maybe Druids(et al) would be a better term, Celebrated their X-mas in April like christians do in December. The christians thinking them wrong for their date of celebrations called them April fools. Any way there is a good possibility as they had a habit of sacrifice, that they either used a young human infant or even smaller simian and attached the leaves to it so as to convert its spirit( since most fairies are thought to be spirit) into a fairy…child of the Earth. So my point is in essence its a hoax as its not a real fairy but its real in the religious practice as a offering to the earthly deities (such as what the egyptians would do in regards to mummification) to ready someone for the afterworld. However without a hands on inspection, we all could theorize, conclude and or even be sarcastic about this winged child. And until all the rest of the pertinant information is in and anyone who’s left their 2 cents worth of valid ideas to the childish gibberish left on this page…until it all comes in…The Fairy Is Real.

# 150 Vi......N said, on September 23rd, 2008 at 6:29 pm

#149, just so ya know, they dont celebrate peganism anymore. they have modernised! duh! but anyway, i still believe in fairies cuz ive seen proof. lil homes set up in trees in dis forest by my school. many times ive seen dese. ive seen remains of food left on the lil beds, and stuff. believe me or not, but im serious. im not stupid, either.

# 151 LaydieWitch said, on September 29th, 2008 at 6:20 pm

This was posted on April 1st, doesn’t mean they found the body on April 1st, they could have found it February 25th for all you know.

I’m not sure if I believe today’s depiction of fairies, but I do believe the concept of fairies was messed up, dated back over 3000 years.

If there are dragonflies, snakes, elephants, bees, ants, dogs, cats and millions of other species on this planet, what makes you think there isn’t anything else in the universe? what makes you think there isn’t fairies?

Don’t be too quick to be ignorant to a possibility, lest you will look the fool.

Blessings

Laydie Witch

# 152 WiccanLass said, on October 5th, 2008 at 1:46 pm

i personally want to believe there are fairies in this world. if there are aliens, spirits, magick, and gods, why can’t there be fairies?
i’ve never seen one, but i hope and pray. my my, i long for the day. here in ireland, we believe in anything we want, you see. but wherever you all are from, well, YALL ARE A BUNCHA RETARDS!!!!HAHAHAH.

# 153 kayla vital said, on October 6th, 2008 at 9:33 am

seriously what the hell is that supposed to be!!! it looks like road kill on sterroids with some god dammed leaves attched to it. STOP telling people that is a real fariy or im gonna tell the cops on you.

# 154 kayla vital and anjelica cardona said, on October 6th, 2008 at 9:40 am

i am a fariy queen and her assiastant the fact that you are degreding my people like this is so annoying i swear if you dont stop ill kill you and your family. burn in hell muthafxckaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! blah. BALCK POWER!!!!! and as a side note MEXICANS RULE!!!!!!! 111111000000100 and we were debating on writing a story on fairy history but got fed up with YOUR LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

# 155 wowwzers said, on October 9th, 2008 at 9:22 am

your all crzy.

# 156 kenna said, on October 22nd, 2008 at 12:39 pm

Thats an alful odd looking fairy

I really want fairys to be real where i can see them

# 157 morgan ley fay said, on October 23rd, 2008 at 2:45 am

ok…………….3 things show dat dis ‘fairy’ is a rele convincing hoax: firstly, all books on fairies say dat their bodies return to the spiritual plane if they die……..ie you cannot see them. secondly, fairies dont want us to know that they exist and will memory wipe any1 who has.thirdly,FAIRIES ARE EXTINCT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 158 morgan ley fay said, on October 23rd, 2008 at 3:09 am

Lol,i mean,dis is an awesom hoax and nothing else……………………………….

# 159 juliana said, on October 23rd, 2008 at 10:34 pm

no way, people. i have seen a fairy!

# 160 noway said, on October 27th, 2008 at 11:08 am

WHY DADDY WHY!!! WHY DON’T YOU LIKE GARLIC AND NEVER KEEP IT IN THE HOUSE!!!!

# 161 blahblahblah....blah said, on November 2nd, 2008 at 3:43 pm

FARIES EXIST!!!!! I KNO THEY DO!!!! NO I HAVE NOT SEEN ONE =_= YES IM GOING TO >,< BUT THERE ARE SOOOOOO REAL!!!! THERE REAL!!!!

# 162 kirsten sullivan said, on November 3rd, 2008 at 9:59 am

wow i cant belive that fairys are real

# 163 estel said, on November 10th, 2008 at 9:52 am

i once actualy saw a pink sparkle in the sunlight so i awlready started thinking they are reeal,after i saw another but a bit different(colour too)but after that i never saw one again.now i see this and am soooo glad it wasnt an ilusion.yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

# 164 estel said, on November 10th, 2008 at 10:11 am

this may not be about fairies but i realy am a animal (a dear) by the way… i hate the ones who kill animas…
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 165 bulldog.moore056 said, on November 15th, 2008 at 11:23 am

the picture of the dead fairy i saw it on another site and it said that it is fake! So is it fake i really want to know!

# 166 ding dong said, on November 16th, 2008 at 1:23 am

ok…if this picture is real i need evidence. but i once saw a picture of a real fairies…but we all freaked out because it does have a hand leg and wings but its face is not as cute as we have imagined so far. it has big round eyes and very much seem to want to avoid human.

we don’t post the pictures thats true because we are careful not to bring all of this to become a fairy chase or something

i don’t think you’ll take me seriously but just telling u guys that they might be real

# 167 CUTELITTLETOES said, on November 21st, 2008 at 4:18 am

Yes i think a fairies are real but people saying there not its like a taunting in my ear.
kayla e. french

# 168 Guykl said, on December 8th, 2008 at 4:44 am

Those ‘wings’ could of been leaves.

# 169 Liv Tyler said, on December 10th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

Is that real cuz it could be fake no one knows dont make people believe that stuff even I have expeirenst it the fairies flying around me all frolliky it was very beautiful I couldnt explain it to my parents!

# 170 PPPPPPPPPP said, on December 18th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

RIGHT FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO DO OR DONT BELEIEVE IN FAIRIES…….
Call me crazy but i have never in my life beleieved in fairies, Yesterday i woke up in the night and saw something which my first thought was a fairy but yet i dont beleive in them but something was obv there that made sense as i woke up the hubby to tell him and he says he believes me because like i said i am not the type to beleive in fairies but THERE WAS DEFINATLY something there that indicated a fairy!!

# 171 Confused Lady said, on December 18th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

RIGHT FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO DO OR DONT BELEIEVE IN FAIRIES…….
Call me crazy but i have never in my life beleieved in fairies, Yesterday i woke up in the night and saw something which my first thought was a fairy but yet i dont beleive in them but something was obv there that made sense as i woke up the hubby to tell him and he says he believes me because like i said i am not the type to beleive in fairies but THERE WAS DEFINATLY something there that indicated a fairy!!
so like i say call me crazy but until you see something who knows if theres little ones flying around while we sleep!!

# 172 FairyLover98 said, on December 28th, 2008 at 11:15 am

hey, I’ve seen a fairy and he did an aweful job of creating one. well lets face it, if u haven’t seen one it’s hard to create one.

# 173 COOL BABE said, on December 30th, 2008 at 11:06 am

FARIES ARE REAL YOU GUYS BELEVIE WHAT YOU WANT BUT WHEN ALL THE FARIES IN THE WORLD ARE GONE DONT COME CRYING TO US FARIY BELEVERS

# 174 lisa said, on December 30th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

I think this is so cool i never realy new they were actully real i am telling everybody i know

# 175 estel and morgane said, on January 4th, 2009 at 1:13 am

now i know to not mess with fairies and neither do you because if you put them in
a caje they will die of sadnes and maibe the
trees die to
LEVE THEM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 176 lili said, on January 4th, 2009 at 11:47 pm

i saw a fairy in my back yard i live in toronto i see milliones of them everyday some are evil and most are good i have at my house she is near me right now i have the buetiful one she is cute pretty and kind she can get you her sisters and you can all play together i love her she has orange hair fire wing and red sparkled body

# 177 lili said, on January 4th, 2009 at 11:52 pm

who wants a fairy let her send me an email an ill get her a fairy i swear im not kiddin so who ever wants send me an email and ill get her afairy
my email is lilimorillo@yahoo.com
thanks

# 178 lili said, on January 5th, 2009 at 12:00 am

//???????/?????/??/?????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
dont you people want a fairy to believe they are really true if you wanna test me then fine ask for one and ill get on iswearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr a already wrote my email up so search for lili you will find it quickly ya thanku just send me and u will see a fairy in fact have a fairy

# 179 jadaorr said, on January 9th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

i think fairies are real because i have a book on how to find them and it said they live in a tree so i saw a little door on one

# 180 pixies04 said, on January 9th, 2009 at 7:39 pm

Thats not a Fairy It’s a Pixie and Pixies are tricky animals! they attack/frighten unexpecting people an they don’t live at the bottom of you garden they live in trees Im not sure if they live in the same place as faries witch is Mushrom Circles and they live in trees because there leaves blend in with the leaves and faries are nowhere near that big they are often mistaken for dragon flies and thats all I can tell you for now…..I know lots more just don’t wunna tell all the secrets…….

# 181 justine said, on January 10th, 2009 at 8:20 pm

HEY! FAIRIES R NOT GAY. U DONT KNOW ABOUT FAIRIES BUT I DO. THEY R SUPPOSED TO BE FLYING CREATURES THAT COME OUT WHEN NOONES AROUND. THEY CANT NEVER BEEN SEEN.SEE! WHAT!lol

# 182 justine said, on January 10th, 2009 at 8:36 pm

Hannah you rock!i wish i could see a fairy too. you just got lucky.

# 183 justine said, on January 10th, 2009 at 8:39 pm

WOW HANNAH U ROCK! I WISH I COULD SEE A FAIRY BUT ONLY MY MOM COULD SEE MY TOOTHFAIRY. IM SOOOO JEALOUS. RELLY.LOL.

# 184 princess said, on January 11th, 2009 at 11:42 pm

i really think faries are real!!!lots of people think that i’m mental.there just soo mean to faries even you guys and i hope you guys can change and beileve in faries!and if you guys didn’t know that we live next to a tree were faries live here on Guam.and at night we see little sparkly lights.if you guys don’t belive me come to Guam and see for your self.and i’m not joking!!!by the way most of my family belives in faries the reason for that is because if you say you don’t belive in them a farie will die and that will hurt my family and if you do belive in faries a new farie is born so just stop teasing them all right!

# 185 panda master said, on January 17th, 2009 at 7:39 pm

you suck people. your such bitches.im 7 years old dicks.assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 186 skyler said, on January 26th, 2009 at 3:09 pm

i am skyler i am in the 5th grade and i am here to tell u all that u r wrong fairies r real i’v seen them with my own eyes i have a seeing stone and a pixie protector me and my bff no all there is to no about fairys we have proof if u choose not to beleave us than u might end up like #7 did getting bit by them and byther way they dont bite they pinch

# 187 skyler said, on January 26th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

o and i no wat kind of fairy is up there in that picture

# 188 rolyatr1 said, on February 1st, 2009 at 3:09 pm

i think fairs are real. i have a fary for my one and it is so real and it is black and it has white wings and it always follow me and it just said i love you and i said i love her and my family said i love you to her and she said thank you and she just said that she has lots of magic and love.

by taylor

# 189 lindy said, on February 14th, 2009 at 1:01 pm

although its aprilfools day I still beleve there real!!!! im 11 and I think there real!!! I love fairies!!!!!!!!!! and those people that think there not real YOUR STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 190 Cookiemonster said, on February 15th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

ppl whats rong with u?
u can easily see that the wings r leaves and plus the body is made out of clay! (btw im only 9 but i know alot of philosophy and who charles darvin is …..

# 191 morgan said, on February 17th, 2009 at 3:02 pm

i belive in fairies i always want one but i never get them i want one show bad ever scene when i was 4 i was want a fairies but i never get one i belive so bad how whould i found one in my house

# 192 karina said, on February 23rd, 2009 at 12:49 pm

THERE MUST BE FAIRIES SOMEWERE!!!!!!!!!!

# 193 FairyHeart said, on February 23rd, 2009 at 2:10 pm

I love Michael Jackson…If he exist then Fairies exist. You people need to learn how to spell!!! I saw a fairy next to me I turned my head and………….YEAH it vanished but I saw a face!!!
-_- I’m going to ask God….

# 194 moeandcarmen said, on February 28th, 2009 at 4:37 pm

this looks so real

# 195 rikki said, on March 8th, 2009 at 6:11 pm

ibelivein faries because i saw them once.

# 196 girlnextdoor said, on March 11th, 2009 at 9:18 am

OMG THAT THING LOOKS LIKE AN 8 INCH PIECE OF DO DO WITH LEAVES STUCK TO IT THAT SOMEONE CARVED OUT OF A COW PATY

# 197 mady said, on March 16th, 2009 at 3:12 am

great

# 198 beth-loves said, on March 21st, 2009 at 12:43 pm

Everywere there are trees and feilds being destroyed and ruined… surely if you belive they exist just belive.

# 199 SAbRiiNA said, on March 25th, 2009 at 9:20 am

FAIRIES ARE REAL.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I KNO?
BECAUSE I AM A FAIRY MYSELF.
YOU PROBABLY DONT BELIEVE ME.
THAT PICTURE UP THERE IS OF MY FRIEND HOOBERT.
HE WASN’T CAPTURED IN LONDON.
THEY ARE LIEING.
HE WAS FOUND ROAMING AROUND THE AMAZON RAIN FOREST.
HIS MOTHER TOLD HIM NOT TO BUT HE IGNORED HER.
THIS IS A LESSON TO ALL FAIRIES:

LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHERS OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE HOOBERT, POSTED UP FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE.

POOR HOOBERT.
HE NEVER HAD IT COMING.
R.I.P.

# 200 bobbo said, on March 25th, 2009 at 9:29 am

#199–Sab==I knew you were a fairie when I saw the outline of your response.

Flit Free or Die. (Preferably, Die!)

# 201 FAIRY said, on March 25th, 2009 at 9:40 am

T0 All YUH NON-BEliEVERS:

HERE iS MY STORY…ONCE UPON A TiME ME AND MY BEST FRiEND ATOUR WERE SiTTiN iN THE BACKYARD l0OKiNG THROUGH OUR GARDENS TRYiNG TO COUNT HOW MANY DiFFERENT Fl0WERS THERE WERE.PATHETiC RiGHT??? WEll, WE HAD MANY MUlTi-COlORED FlOWERS AND BEAUTiFUl PlANTS. AS WE WERE SEARCHiNG..WE HEARD SOME TiPE OF BUZZiN SOUND COMiNG FROM THE OTHER SiDE OF THE GARDEN. AS WE CONFUSiNGlY APPROACHED THE SOUND…WE FOUND SOMETHiNG THAT l0OKED EXACTlY liKE THE FAiRY SHOWN ABOVE. WE READ AN ARTiClE ABOUT HOW FAiRiES MiGHT BE DEViliSH CREATURES…SO0 WE JUS iGNORED THE CREATURE.iT WAS VERY FRiGHTENiNG AND iT DiDNT l0OK ANYTHiNG liKE THE FAiRiES WE SEE ON DiSNEY CHANNEl OR ON THE WEB. A FEW HOURS lATER WE EAGERlY APPROACHED THE SPOT WERE WE FOUND THE FAiRY…THiNKiN THAT iT STill MiGHT BE THERE..BUT WE FOUND NOTHiNG.

THE END:

SO..FOR THOSE OF YUH THAT DUNT BELiEVE iN FAiRiES HERE iS PR0OF THAT FAiRiES ARE REAl.

# 202 atour said, on March 25th, 2009 at 9:43 am

hey sabrina i am the mother of hoobert and i did tell him to stay home. hes always been so hard headed let me tell you he would never listen to me and now look what has happend to him!! ={ well im haveing another baby faire so if u would like to fly by and take a look you can

# 203 SAbRiiNA said, on March 25th, 2009 at 9:49 am

THAT’S GREAT ATOUR.
CONGRADULATIONS!
I WILL SURELY STOP BY AND TAKE A LOOK.
ITS A SHAME HOOBERT DIDN’T LISTEN.
HE HAD HIS WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF HIM.
BUT THIS TRADEGY IS A GREAT LESSON FOR ALL FAIRIES.
PLEASE, IM TELLING YOU. LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHERS.
WE DONT WANT ANY OTHER FAIRIES EXPOSED TO THE MORTAL WORLD LIKE THIS.
BE CAREFUL MY FRIENDS.

# 204 atour said, on March 25th, 2009 at 9:55 am

i think if we expose ourselfs to the world then people would not make a big deal out of us do u think we should just fly around the world?

# 205 SAbRiiNA said, on March 25th, 2009 at 10:01 am

I BEG TO DIFFER.
AS SOON AS WE ARE VISIBLE TO THE HUMAN EYE, WE’LL BE THREATENED.
THEY ALREADY THINK WE ARE EVIL.
BUT WE ARE NOT.
WE ARE VERY KIND CREATURES.
MANY OF THOSE MYTHS ABOUT US ARE NOT TRUE.
FIRST OFF, WE DO NOT KID-NAP YOUNG CHILDREN.
COME TO THINK ABOUT IT, THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST IGNORANT THEORIES HUMANS HAVE ON US.

# 206 fairies 911 said, on March 30th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

This is Fairies 911.

# 207 Tooba said, on April 5th, 2009 at 4:46 am

I don’t believe it!!! it’s a fake! but the tests the x-rays and the glossy red hair and the skeleton it looks real!!! i wish i could see some real fairies i can do anything to see them.

# 208 believer said, on April 13th, 2009 at 9:52 am

fuck all u bitches who say faries arent real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! faries are real and very much alive in our society, ive see them on a daily basis fuckers!!!!!!!!!!! god im soooo horney, id like to fuck some of u guys right now!!!!!!!!!!

# 209 ShO gIrL said, on May 3rd, 2009 at 3:00 pm

omg that is a real fary…if it is,it is very,very,very UGLYXD

# 210 Stephanie said, on May 20th, 2009 at 11:46 am

Ah.
You people are so stupid.
I believe faries are/were real, but come on.
APRIL 1ST.

# 211 genali87 said, on June 13th, 2009 at 9:32 am

whoever post this dumb thing here,his very sick!

# 212 ciara321548 said, on July 2nd, 2009 at 1:44 pm

that thing was sssssssssooooooooooo dddddummmbbbbbbbbbb i can”t even beilive in faries

# 213 wtf XD said, on July 2nd, 2009 at 4:54 pm

#199 sabrina and also Atour:
GET A LIFE .
stop pretending like your fairies .
Fairies are suposibly tiny creatures , so how the hell do you suppose they got a computer , and TYPED ?
And if you dont want to “expose” yourselfs, why are you shitheads TYPING it to the whole world .
Think a little ,
also , i used to believe in fairies , with suchh great intensity .
but right now i dont know
and comon guys they posted this on APRIL FOOLS DAY .
fairry my ass .
also to the people up there , what are yall talking about that fairys are attacking gardens ?
explain pleasee ?