FOREST, Va. — A smudge of driveway sealant resembling the face of Jesus Christ has fetched more than $1,500 in an online auction. The family that found the image on its garage floor sold it for $1,525.69 on eBay Wednesday, more than a week after the slab of concrete was put on sale.

The family has hired a contractor to remove the section of concrete. The chunk will be turned over to the winner, identified only as “islandoffthecoast.” An active Lutheran, Serio considers the smudge just an odd occurrence – not a sign or miracle.

Wait a minute here. Doesn’t the smudge look more like this guy?


  1. DavidtheDuke says:

    Phew, I thought God had abandoned us for awhile there.

  2. rollchan says:

    wow! cripes! its christ! he came to save us all from…….evil?

  3. Bob says:

    Looks like Che to me….

  4. JoaoPT says:

    It happened again, Christ appeared in hairy westerner’s face…weird…

    Can you spell pattern recognition?

  5. Redattack34 says:

    2: Praise him!
    For he shall return to us, and he shall bless us, and he shall deliver us from the evil of having a dirty garage floor.

    If I were a believer, I might actually believe this if it weren’t for the massive beard. At least, it looks sorta like a beard. Maybe he just has really long hair?

  6. tallwookie says:

    the price of that driveway just went up a whole -.02$.

  7. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    Looks like Mr Mojo Risin to me.

  8. Mark Derail says:

    After paying :
    – Paypal fees
    – Auction fees
    – Power tool to cut out of the concrete
    – Bag of cement to replace the “hole”

    They still have a nice profit. For half a face.

    I’m willing to bet that the people that bet on the auction were not Visible Minorities. . .

  9. bac says:

    It is interesting that people seem to know what Jesus and Mary look like when there were no photographs, drawings, paintings or sketches of them.

    I guess this falls under the I Know’em When I See’em.

  10. jdm says:

    It’s fat Elvis as clear as can be!

  11. Nth of the 49th says:

    Looks more like Che Guevara to me, complete with hat.

  12. peyote says:

    it’s goat-boy!
    that’s all i see.

  13. hhopper says:

    It’s just another great example to show how 90% of the people on the planet are stupid as a concrete block.

  14. Raff says:

    Looks like Allah with a bomb under his turban to me.

  15. Daniel says:

    Looks to me like someone fingerpainted it. And even so, the first thing I thought it looked like was half a Lion’s head.

  16. KVolk says:

    It didn’t look like Charlton Heston to me….

  17. natefrog says:

    I’m not so eagerly awaiting someone finding Jesus in the skid marks on their undies…

    It’s bound to happen sooner or later…

  18. OmarTheAlien says:

    Actually, it looks lilke a dog, no disrespect intended.

  19. joshua says:

    I thought it looked like Osama(not OBama)

  20. Deb Serio says:

    It is still for sale! Go look on Ebay!


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