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  1. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    Sarah Palin may be inauthentic, but the church culture that she represents dogmatically excuses behavior that in any other context would be considered evil. In this case, Palin has simply lowered her standards to the point that Limbaugh is now the god whose behavior she is excusing.

  2. honeyman says:

    The whole hand-o-promter thing from Palin was staged. Look at the exaggerated way she consults it. Its all about differentiating herself from Obama.

  3. Grim says:

    Ha, you guys are screwed.

  4. Dallas says:

    #21 You might have a good point.

    She’s so far off the retarded end of the scale to loop around to the other side and be in the conniving brilliant zone.

    I had not thought of that.

  5. TJ says:

    #19
    If she’s running as a third party candidate, the Tea Party candidate, she could definitely end up debating Obama. Remember Perot, Bush and Clinton in 92?

  6. badtimes says:

    As she was ridiculing the use of Teleprompters, she was reading her speech (leaving the Palm Pilot out of the discussion for now).
    The takeaway? Modern technology bad- pen on paper good.
    Luddites unite!

  7. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    The teleprompter has been used by every president since JFK, so it’s not exactly new technology.

  8. Bushed says:

    Why do you all even worry about her getting elected – if she did she’d just quit when the Russians “got mean”

    What a leader!!!

  9. gooddebate says:

    Wow, if you progressives would just put the same amount of effort into something worthwhile as you put into trying to destroy people that you don’t agree with, you’d probably innovate the country out of the recession. But alas, you won’t.

  10. qb says:

    Wow, if you conservatives would just put the same amount of effort into something worthwhile as you put into trying to destroy people that you don’t agree with, you’d probably innovate the country out of the recession. But alas, you won’t.

    (partisans of the world unite)

  11. Rabble Rouser says:

    Palin uses a teleprompter as well. In other videos from the same talk, you could see her looking at one, and looking down at her notes.
    You would think that if she had written notes, she could have written the things that she put on her hand, ON PAPER!
    I call her a freakin’ retarded hypocrite!

  12. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    If Sarah Palin is ever elected president, I know of only one way to overcome the resulting depression, and it could become the new national pastime. If you don’t already know how, click here!

  13. Chrisbap says:

    You can see an example of Obama NOT using teleprompters at the recent GOP retreat.

  14. Brock says:

    Yomama is a loose cannon who should have never been elected to POTUS. He flips on issues like a dying fish and clearly does not know how to run an elementary school crossing,much less the US. Yomama, Harry and Fancy Nancy would be hillarious, if it wasn’t screwing up peoples lives. We could call them the 3 stooges. Clearly all they are is entertainment for the personal benefit of George Soros.

    And don’t go pulling the Bush caused it crap. Any thinking person knows you can’t legislate lending practices, like the Dems did starting with Carter, and expect it to go on forever. The BIGGEST FAILURE was Fannie Mae. Why hasn’t Franklin Raines been raked over the coals before congress regarding his falsifying the accounting records to get his huge ($90 Million) bonus. He was slapped on the hand and paid a pittance back. And when he did testify before congress, he was dealt with with kid gloves. Vomit.. Meanwhile he was Yomama’s Campaign Director till he quit because he didn’t want to embarrass Yomama.

    Palin actually ran alaska.

    Now what has Yomama ever done for me except send the economy into a nosedive once he was in office. $780 billion was wasted on what? Paying off the unions and democrat contributors. What a waste….

  15. Dallas says:

    #33 Your attempt to read grown up terms and put it into your own words was adorable! With a little more practice you might come across as a being at least an 8th grader!

  16. deowll says:

    If she is a retard for needing a few notes on her hand(I think it was seven words?)what about a President that can’t give a speech without a teleprompter?

    I think they are both smart to use notes and the elitist who denigrate Palin should be at least half as smart as she is. Um wait, maybe they are. ?8^)

  17. gooddebate says:

    #29 So progressive works fine for you. You’d be ok with this, cut from the “Political perspective of the Progressives of America”:

    “Economic Democracy . Economic democracy can empower wage and income earners through building cooperative and
    public institutions that own and control local economic resources. Economic democracy means, in the most general
    terms, the direct ownership and/or control of much of the economic resources of society by the great majority of wage
    and income earners.”

    If you want to know what this would look like, see banking and auto industries.

  18. MikeN says:

    At least Bush Derangement Syndrome had something behind it. It’s hilarious the amount of fear people have of this woman.

  19. MikeN says:

    Like Lisa Simpson, what I want to know is how she wrote such a big speech legibly on her hand?

  20. scadragon says:

    “Talk to da hand”



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