This mash-up is from a couple of years ago and I’d hope someone would update it. We highlight this sort of thing on the No Agenda podcast but this is the topper of toppers.
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No one beats JC when doing a Caruso (no, not the guy in the white dress… the dude from Ace Ventura!)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=glvGfQnx3DI
Someone should do a mashup of Adam screaming like a girl and going “uuhhhhgggggg” every 15 seconds, and leave the “hall” effect in there, It will be fun. Ya I’m to busy downloading surprise rape,jap style gameporn.
#4… damn it. Now I have coffee up my nose.
Brilliant…. I’ll code a GUI in VB to track their IP. Wow! That is one of the most retarded lines I have ever heard. Thanks.
“Hey Ike! Do your impression of David Caruso’s career!”
“It’s my turn now!”
Flop!
The CSI and L&O franchises are dystropian fantasies — rather than true crime.
In the case of the CSIs, it’s technology that keeps Vandal hordes at bay. In the L&Os, it’s the human spirit.
We don’t watch these shows for the realism or good acting — we watch them to give ourselves a fantasy of protection in a collapsing society.
“24″ on the other hand, is just torture porn.
It’s so affected it mesmerizes. He’s the Star Trek William Shatner for this generation.
Surprised to see Caruso playing a naiive kid-cop in the 1st Rambo movie First Blood, the other week.
RBG
Stole the sunglasses from agent Smith in the Matrix and the hair from Carrot Top.
#25 Sorry to contradict you, but the CSI franchise sucks. The only one that was kinda good (and has now dwindled) is the original. All the spin-off are so poorly produced not even a 15 year old would do something so lame.
L&O, I can’t even see half an episode of any of them.
His is the only posture on TV that’s even weirder than Riker’s on TNG and Goren’s on L&O:CI.
The ‘acting’ in this show is absolutely horrible. I have watched portions of several shows and I think the reason I did was analogous to the way most people look at the scene of a traffic accident even though they know it might be gruesome. I never watched ‘NYPD Blue’. Was Caruso’s acting just as bad in that show?
Was he just as bad in ‘NYPD Blue’? I don’t know, I never watched that show but I have watched portions of several episodes of CSI: Miami and the reason I did is analogous to the way that people can’t resist looking at the scene of an accident even when they know it might be gruesome. I know the acting is horrible and I can’t resist watching it.
#30 Yes, he was just as bad.
If you want the REST of the show, he’s only half that bad. (He’s still NOT a great actor, but they intentionally ham this character up for those scenes.) If you “go with it” and just see the humor in it, it’s actually pretty funny.
And yet for some reason I still like this version. But it’s not for the gritty realism (not found) in the show.
The funniest thing to me about the show is how the female CSI’s are walking around in muddy swamps, picking through the charred remains of fires, flipping over bloody corpses–all while wearing white pants suits that never get dirty.