Jakarta Globe – June 11, 2010:
A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.
As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.
In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.
As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to “marry” the animal.
Alit, however, according to Detik.com, passed out surrounded by locals and police, who were attempting to prevent a number of journalists from covering the spectacle.
It is unclear whether or not he got to say “I do.”
A cow is only a cow. But a good cigar is a smoke.
If Gateway did porn….
(referring to the image)
“Any love is good love” – Boy George
Cap’nKangaroo, You completely missed the point… Dvorak bitches about this blog getting banned by ISPs and he allows what is basically cartoon nudity to be displayed. Here’s your sign.
It had nothing to do with “think of the children.” It was comparing it to children. Completely different.
#19
That is the standard for women.
They are taught very young to present themselves as wonderful, easy going, tolerant, supportive, helpful and sexually vivacious as possible.
Then once they have a man that can provide, they can drop all pretenses and act like the over-bearing empress that they learned from. Where NOTHING is ever good enough, unless of course they do it. Then you have to fall down and worship them for the least things they do.
“Been practicing the art of treachery
Little girls learn this at their mother’s knee”
#20
To keep the milk flowing you will have buy bull semen for her. In essense you will be paying for someone to knock her up. And then you will have kids.
Kind of like the sad, pathetic Springer men that want to stay with the ho’s that sleep around on them.
Of course that could be adultery and therefore grounds for BBQ. And the veal would be pretty tasty.
Maybe eating the kids IS a good idea. Damn those Lions have it right.
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You people are all bovaphobes. In California this marriage is recognized now.
# 20 ECA – Inlaw problems??
Well, you still have to put up with her father’s bullshit.
#24 said “It had nothing to do with “think of the children.” It was comparing it to children. Completely different.”
I beg to differ.
And I ask if it was nude Barbie doll, would you feel threatened viewing it at work?
Look an erect bull and those powerful hind quarters. Now look at a nude man with an erection. Some things just don’t fit.
I wouldn’t play gold with most women, I’m afraid they’d start grazing.
He should look at the positive side: Now he can say he married a woman from New Hampshire *ducks*
for those that are religious zealots and cant have any fun..
Lets look at something.
AS adam and eve were naked according to your doctrine, until they ATE from the tree of knowledge, and were booted out of eden..
Wouldnt you consider GOD a voyeur?
no worse then watching porn on TV…IF’ you consider it porn?
Im afraid you would cover your kids eyes as you passed a Dairy, or you would clothe ANIMALS because they are NAKED.
I have to ask, “Why buy the cow?”