Jakarta Globe – June 11, 2010:

A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.

As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.

In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.

As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to “marry” the animal.

Alit, however, according to Detik.com, passed out surrounded by locals and police, who were attempting to prevent a number of journalists from covering the spectacle.

It is unclear whether or not he got to say “I do.”

  1. Santa Maria says:

    I Moo??

  2. birddog says:

    Deja Moo: The feeling you heard this bullshit before

  3. mentor972 says:

    This is why your site gets banned on ISPs. This IS just a cow, but it is still nudity. It’s one thing to look at a chick in a swimsuit at work, but this is ACTUAL NUDITY!

  4. bobbo, animal husbandry ain't what it used to be says:

    “The Cow seducred me.” == Damn the kid is good. I was gonna say that.

    Very similar to the punch line regarding the joke about the island of ugly sheep.

  5. Dirk Thundernuts says:

    The only problem I can see is that you have to get down off the stump and walk around front to kiss her.

  6. Dirk Thundernuts says:

    I think you may have caused #3 to get wood. Fap, fap, fap, fap…

  7. SN says:

    mentor972, so in your view “actual nudity” is an image created entirely in photoshop?

  8. bobbo, animal husbandry ain't what it used to be says:

    Hah!–#3–mentor says: “this IS just a cow.” /// Son, I think you need to get out more, or look beneath a few burkas?

  9. mentor972 says:

    The point is, that even fake nudity is still nudity. SN, If it’s a photoshopped picture of a child nude would that be ok, too? I want to be able to view these articles at work without looking like I’m into bestiality or weird shit.

    Nudity and making fun of retarded people in 2 days. Nice, Dvorak.

  10. Cursor_ says:

    I see nothing wrong with marrying a cow.

    Most American males have.


  11. brm says:

    “I had knocked up the cow so now I have to marry her” is cross-cultural.

  12. Luc says:

    PETA approves. [Thumbs up]

  13. Cap'nKangaroo says:

    #9. Your first defense of your first post and you use the “think of the children” gambit? Poorly played sir, poorly played.

  14. Faxon says:

    Gee. That happened to me when I got her pregnant.

  15. Craig says:

    That’s udder bullshit.

  16. Greg Allen says:

    If this was Indonesia, would Mary Landriau and the whole GOP have to marry B.P.?

  17. Dirk Thundernuts says:

    #10 – Cursor, truer words have never been spoken. Just walk through any WalMart.

  18. Cap'nKangaroo says:

    I guess the kid is not getting the milk for free anymore.

  19. Maricopa says:

    I was married to a cow for almost seven years. Of course, on the day we wed, she was a beautiful, slim, intelligent woman. I think there was some sort of witchcraft involved in the transformation. Never did get her properly stump-trained.

    In any case, being forced to marry your pastoral partner must have sent shivers up the spine of half of Scotland!

  20. ECA says:

    lets see..
    Inlaw problems?? nope
    Does she mow the grass? Yep
    Does she COMPLAIN much? not really
    Will she do it when you are DRUCK and she isnt? probably
    Kids? not a problem
    big tits? yep
    Does any one Envy you? probably, because of all the milk anyway, at least Mothers will be coming by for kill ups.
    Farmers/planters will come by for fertilizer also.
    Does she scream if you stay out late with the GUYS? OTHER women?? not really..
    devorse?? COULD become a GREAT BAR-B-QUE…

  21. qb says:

    A cow is only a cow. But a good cigar is a smoke.

  22. Rob L says:

    If Gateway did porn….

    (referring to the image)

  23. Reverse Engineer says:

    “Any love is good love” – Boy George

  24. mentor972 says:

    Cap’nKangaroo, You completely missed the point… Dvorak bitches about this blog getting banned by ISPs and he allows what is basically cartoon nudity to be displayed. Here’s your sign.

    It had nothing to do with “think of the children.” It was comparing it to children. Completely different.

  25. Cursor_ says:

    That is the standard for women.

    They are taught very young to present themselves as wonderful, easy going, tolerant, supportive, helpful and sexually vivacious as possible.

    Then once they have a man that can provide, they can drop all pretenses and act like the over-bearing empress that they learned from. Where NOTHING is ever good enough, unless of course they do it. Then you have to fall down and worship them for the least things they do.

    “Been practicing the art of treachery
    Little girls learn this at their mother’s knee”

    To keep the milk flowing you will have buy bull semen for her. In essense you will be paying for someone to knock her up. And then you will have kids.

    Kind of like the sad, pathetic Springer men that want to stay with the ho’s that sleep around on them.

    Of course that could be adultery and therefore grounds for BBQ. And the veal would be pretty tasty.
    Maybe eating the kids IS a good idea. Damn those Lions have it right.


  26. Billy Bob says:

    You people are all bovaphobes. In California this marriage is recognized now.

  27. Maricopa says:

    # 20 ECA – Inlaw problems??

    Well, you still have to put up with her father’s bullshit.

  28. Cap'nKangaroo says:

    #24 said “It had nothing to do with “think of the children.” It was comparing it to children. Completely different.”

    I beg to differ.

    And I ask if it was nude Barbie doll, would you feel threatened viewing it at work?

  29. RTaylor says:

    Look an erect bull and those powerful hind quarters. Now look at a nude man with an erection. Some things just don’t fit.

  30. Special Ed says:

    I wouldn’t play gold with most women, I’m afraid they’d start grazing.


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