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  1. RR1 says:

    Lets add number 13;

    53% of the population still believes that the Republicans didn’t run the country into the ground. 47% know better.

    • pedro says:

      100% of the blog liberuls think Obomba didn’t make it worse

      • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

        Obama CORRECTED BushtheRetards downward trend.

        NO ONE thinks Obama “made it worse.” Read your talking points: “Sure Obama made things better, but if he had kept what caused the Blow Up in place, the recovery would have been even stronger.”

        You can’t even tell how bad your stink is—so long have you lived with it.

        Bad Pedro.

        • pedro says:

          Now tell us how unicorns ridding rainbows are real, bobbo.

        • pedro says:

          BTW, thanks for proving the point. I should be more gallant with people when they do the right thing

  2. bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

    Well….. this is VERY clever. Everyone knows a New World Order has been up and running the world since 1957 when the Bilderberg Group took over. Proof: still meets every year in secret with the worlds meglamaniacs in attendance. So–the biggest trick of the Devil is to convince you he doesn’t exist. Just add Beezlebub to any list of other impossibles and your job is 99% done.

    Where is “A vegan diet is good for you?”

    Plastics making us all more female?

    Human caused global warming?

    The possibilities are…… endless.

    • dadeo says:

      What’s the numbers on the ones that believe events and everything else is controlled by a Single Entity? This is just marketing aimed to profit from the war on crazy that we are involved in since Sandy Hook.

      • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

        Well, its not a single group but rather “like minded people.” Thats why you don’t need “agreements” or conspiracies of the formal type that are provable and illegal.

        Like minded people do all kinds of things…. good and bad.

        “Its people!!”

        Ha, ha.

        • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

          HA!!==thats just what YOU said. Sorry. ((I dance like this too!))

    • noname says:

      Bobbo, to facilitate your paranoia, here is another interesting link. Keep the lights on.

      • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

        I don’t know about you, but I think “Ed Balls” is code for “CIA Black Ops.” I could be wrong though.

      • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

        Noname has game. Only one game, but thats not totally lame, which is a good thing.

        All three links are especially good and on topic.

        Well Done.

        First link looks like my Brain after 5 beers. ((I’m on #4 right now.—started drinking early this weekend due to Room Mate Problems.))

        The filthy RICH.

        What common interests do you think they share?

      • jpfitz says:

        All the usual suspects in the Bilderberg. If I was paranoid I would conclude the NWO is the business at the meeting.

    • deowll says:

      Girls are hitting puberty at a ridiculous age.

      Typical teen age boys have sperm counts that would have been cause to list them as border line sterile in the 40s.

      The number of males with gender confusion and messed up reproductive systems seems to have gone up.

      These issues are found in wild life and are caused by known chemicals however the FDA says humans are different just be careful what you eat. Especially avoid fish…

      • pedro says:

        You mean DUhllass is the product of a government experiment gone wrong? Explains a lot.

      • jpfitz says:

        You avoid all fish? Sure tilapia found in the supermarkets are unhealthy to eat, but other fish in moderation is healthy. If you can elaborate I’d really appreciate the info.

  3. deegee says:

    My step-father believes the moon landings were faked.

    A lot of people still believe the earth is flat.

    • Peace and Love says:

      Why don’t the “9/11 was an inside job” cretins get a mention?

      • Peace and Love says:

        Oh I see, it’s just a political propaganda graphic.

        • pedro says:

          Yup. Next time, save yourself some grief and look at the name of the editor posting the story.

          Is also a time saver since you won’t need to go past the subject line to know it’s all crap.

          • MikeN says:

            But I read it for the patented Eiditor throwaway line, and this time was severely disappointed.

          • jpfitz says:

            So if your not interested in Eidards posts why are you reading them then complaining. Isn’t doing the same over and over, you know?

            Maybe this is just Pedro being Pedro.
            Or your just bored to death.

          • pedro says:

            Don’t know if you’ve noticed that I yawn at said person’s “general interest stories”.

            I then go have some fun with the sheeple that thinks there’s something pretty in that pig without lipstick

  4. dadeo says:

    Sounds like crazy talk. Hmm..brought to you by shrink college. yeah, ok.

  5. McCullough says:

    53% of we the people think Obama is doing a good job.

    Har.

    • Mr Diesel says:

      Well, 53% of the sycophants they asked anyway.

    • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

      Now…. there you go again.

      Nuke the Pukes.

      • pedro says:

        And what, leave the liberuls?

        It seems Obomba is granting your wish, he has already droned 4

    • JudgeHooker says:

      What is the percentage of people who agree upon what a good job by a President actually is? Or have a clue how to DO a good job?

  6. Craig says:

    76% believe in God.

    • Sam says:

      Good for them.

      Hopefully, their God is a benevolent one. One that wants people to look out for one another and enjoy life.

      Not one that endorses violence, torture or beheadings.

    • DoDoHead says:

      That explains the conspiracy kooks. Just look at any religion and it might be hard to “believe” otherwise.

      …Then again, look at politics!

  7. Benjamin says:

    I believe fluoride is not a good thing to be adding to our water supply. We sell fluoride where I work and it is labeled as a poison. I can read a MSDS and know what chemicals that I do not want in my body.

    I do not believe that 18% of people believe the sun revolves around the earth. That is one in five people, almost, twice the number of people who believe fluoride is bad. Although to be technical, the sun and earth revolve around their common centers of mass, so the earth doesn’t really revolve around the center of the sun, but at barycentric cooridinates.: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barycentric_coordinates_(astronomy)#Inside_or_outside_the_Sun.3F This bit of science is how we discover extra-solar planets.

    Whatever group, no matter the name, that through its actions is trying to rule the world will be thought of as the New World Order. You might call it Google for all we know.

    Osama bin Laden. No pictures of his body has surfaced. No DNA test results, sailors who witnessed his burial at sea, or anything else has been forthcoming. Why is the government covering this up? I’m not going to rule out that he is dead, but why the secrecy?

    • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

      Benji, always proving his namesake says:
      5/23/2013 at 3:50 pm

      I believe fluoride is not a good thing to be adding to our water supply. We sell fluoride where I work and it is labeled as a poison. I can read a MSDS and know what chemicals that I do not want in my body. //// C’mon Benji===EVERYTHING WITHOUT EXCEPTION used to excess is a poison. Water/Oxygen/Salt for instance. Flouride in miniscule THERAPEUTIC doses reduces tooth decay. My sisters have ZERO cavities compared to my rotted out mouth. =====>flouride. And while stupid, they aren’t commies or socialists. Actually, they ARE born agains though. ……… You might be right.

      Osama bin Laden. No pictures of his body has surfaced. No DNA test results, sailors who witnessed his burial at sea, or anything else has been forthcoming. Why is the government covering this up? I’m not going to rule out that he is dead, but why the secrecy? /// Dipshit==>to prevent Muslim Extremists from acting out like those two Murderous Dudes in London yesterday. How many unhinged Muslim Maniacs high on Flouride do you want acting out?

      • deowll says:

        They did DNA tests. They matched the body’ against an honorable ancestor. I think if I recall right they have his mothers head.

        • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

          Read closely, (I know==something you hate or are incapable of doing), Benji doesn’t doubt Osama is dead but only the “obvious” question of WHY obvious facts are being kept secret.

          You know: like an idiot child would question. I’d think your responses would be closer to this mark?

          Need a piece of candy?

          • deowll says:

            Go back and read what he wrote. He said no genetic tests are available. They were run. You can most likely get them under freedom of information if you ask. I see no reason to doubt they cut him down while he was unarmed and dumped the body at sea just like the military and his family said. Now crawl back in your toilet and pull the handle.

          • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

            Crawl back to my toilet I can understand…. but FLUSH IT? Oh…. the horror.

            First time in YEARS of ragging on your ass and you finally go Alfie on me with a generic cut?

            ……. and just simply wrong as usual too.

            Last two lines: “Why is the government covering this up? I’m not going to rule out that he is dead, but why the secrecy?”

            Are you a graduate or still a matriculant of the Pedro School of Can’t Understand Shit—U…?

        • DoDoHead says:

          What “they” do you speak of? The GOVERNMENT?!!!

      • ± says:

        Benji —- bin Laden was killed at least 8 years ago. It was decided that it was time ‘for him to be killed’ officially. That is why it was handled the way it was. His “death” allowed subsequent political actions to be justified. Just as his “non-death” did.

      • deowll says:

        On further reflection at least part of the DNA evidence might be covered under HEPA if I have the letters correctly. That is the DNA donor was a patient in the US of A and their medical records are by law confidential. Sorry. The would not effect Osama because he wasn’t a patient in the US and I think they did have another donor or two. Osama certainly has a large extended family to collect DNA from.

    • So What? says:

      Hell Benji if you don’t like fluoride google dihydrogen monoxide. That shit is so bad it will haunt your dreams.

      • Benjamin says:

        I know. I work in a chemical plant. We have faucets where pure deionized dihydrogen monoxide comes out. They have big vats of the stuff in the rooms where they mix chemicals.

        We go through a lot of water (I mean, dihydrogen monoxide) where I work.

    • Dallas says:

      Insert .

      If you had pictures, eye witnesses and OBL’s ear, you and um, ‘the others’ would still not be convinced. Therefore, I would do exactly what Obama did – show nothing.

      That way, Bin Laden and Elvis can fill loon blog sites for decades.

      • oldone says:

        Elvis is not dead. He also was not abducted by aliens. No, he went willingly.

    • MikeN says:

      Because Osama was a CIA agent planted to allow Bush & Co to invade the Arab world and take the oil. Obama didn’t expose it because he wanted to bask in the glow of being the one who killed Osama.

  8. spsffan says:

    Actually, not much surprising here. Most of the figures are decidedly lower than I would have thought, considering how many believe in God. Even (especially) in Oklahoma.

    And it does depend on how you phrase the question. As in “Do you believe in ufos?” verses, “Do you believe that alien lifeforms have visited the earth?”

    Well, of course. I see unidentified flying objects all the time. Just because I can’t identify them doesn’t mean they are alien spacecraft or some such. Unidentified means just that.

  9. bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

    It is informative to google (what americans believe) and review the various 500K hits that present.

    Issues of various import, relevancy, and objectivity. Does the USA need an Armed Revolution? Should MJ be legalized?

    Good check and balance for where our society “is” and where is should head?

  10. pedro says:

    WonderEd posting a pro-liberul infography.

    Yawn!!!!

    • bobbo, the pragmatic existential evangelical anti-theist says:

      BWHAHAHAHAHAHA.

      Pedobreath–not recognizing what he admits.

      Say Pedro: what is listed is all BS stupid beliefs. You characterize this as “a pro-liberul infography.” …. and I agree.

      Truth, science, reality===all have a liberal bias.

      Must suck to be sucking as you suck.

      Ha, ha.

      • pedro says:

        Gee, sorry! I thought there was something about Obomba in there. I must have been dreaming.

        Either that or your hyperactive denial, you choose.

  11. roberto says:

    Only 12 listed and you drag an old Beatles conspiracy into it? What percentage of people even know who Paul is? I think there is a conspiracy of old smelly hippies who try to keep the Beatles relevant a lifetime after they should have disappeared.

    • MikeN says:

      Couldn’t they have at least said Al Pacino was swapped sometime after And Justice For All or Scarface? Can you imagine modern Al doing The Godfather? He’d be standing outside that hospital with Enzo ranting and raving.

  12. Dallas says:

    This supports my theory that 30% of Teapublicans and 20% of Liberals are loons. We can argue a couple percentage points.

    • pedro says:

      And you’re what, a martian loon then?

      What a sheeple.

      • noname says:

        poor pedro, pwned again by dallas without dallas trying, impressive!

        pedro still chasing after his high-school crush!

  13. Captain Obvious says:

    You’re posting this here? The mayhem is predictable. Like eating a burrito before sex.

  14. MikeN says:

    It doesn’t include the percentage that think 9/11 was an inside job.

    How about whether Flight 93 was shot down by W?
    The flight a week later that they declared exploded due to mechanical issues?

    • pedro says:

      That’s because it’s a.liberul’s infograph and we all know dumbya shooting down the WTC is not a conspiracy theory but a liberul Fackt!

      • MikeN says:

        Then how about Ron Brown was murdered by Bill Clinton? Or that this kept Obama from putting Hillary on the ticket too much.

        • pedro says:

          You have better luck trying to put some sense in another editor’s story.

        • pedro says:

          Any other editor, as a matter of fackt.

          • The Monster's Lawyer says:

            Why don’t you and Mikey go jerk each other off somewhere else?

          • pedro says:

            Aaaaaw, the exwife’s lawyer got upset.

            Tell you what, you can appeal to the editor’s low self esteem and ask him to delete our posts; will that work for you?

      • Cheney's Lawyer says:

        Hey Monster Lawyer, Cheney admitted shooting down 93…why are you liberals such idiots.

        http://youtube.com/watch?v=DFqAM2gi7ic

        • The Monster's Lawyer says:

          Just cuz Cheney shot it down don’t make it right. You pathetic piece of conservo-crap. And just because he fess’d up don’t mean he get’s forgiven.

          • Cheney's Lawyer says:

            Hey dummy, I ain’t conservo anything ….fucking tool.

            Your the dumbass that believes what the guv tells you.

          • pedro says:

            No, no. Let him vent like that.

            Upsetting liberuls into thinking anyone trying to shove them some reality is not necessarily a repuke will make them go into instant catatonia.

        • MikeN says:

          LOL, you made the one time Oliver Stone made a regular movie, there actually was a conspiracy?

  15. Captain Obvious says:

    38% believe fracking might destroy the German Beer industry.

  16. Greg Allen says:

    Some other ones I hear:

    Jews run banking and media.
    The Holocaust never happened.
    Obama is a Marxist Muslim with a secret agenda to destroy America.
    911 was a false flag operation.
    Global warming is faked.
    Vaccines cause [autusm or you name it.]
    Lactose, gluten, MSG or other “intolerances”.
    Demon possession.
    “The Media” is liberal.
    “The Government” is coming after your guns.
    There is a war on religion.
    Celebreties die in threes.
    Tax cuts create revenue.
    Islamo-Facism.
    There are “chemicals” on all our food.
    Spiritual warfare.

  17. Glenn E. says:

    These are only the theories that “they” want you to know about. I saw no mention of the Military Industrial Complex (or Cabal, as I call it), running everything in the US. And sucking in the lion’s share of US tax dollars to pay for it, and then some. Saving the world, many times over, from any and all wars, present, future, potential, and fictional. While largely neglecting to finance the recovery of wounded veterans, of past wars. Because that’s just too costly to do, compared to funding new weapons, “nobody” asked for. But clearly “somebody” dearly wants, enough to go to bat for in Congress. Yeah, those “Conspiracies Theories” that never seem to get any mention, at all. Perhaps because they aren’t theories at all. But just plain facts! So why aren’t they mentioned as often as Global Warming, and Darwin’s Evolution, if they’re just as accept as fact, too?

  18. observer says:

    “Forty-six percent of Americans believe in the creationist view that God created humans in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years.”

    http://www.gallup.com/poll/155003/Hold-Creationist-View-Human-Origins.aspx

  19. Bob73 says:

    Does anyone have a script that will automatically delete all of Pedro’s posts? That would be useful.

    • pedro says:

      Sure, it’s called poodle of esteem. There’s an editor here that uses it every now and then when the poodle empties.

      I love weeding out liberuls.

    • Captain Obvious says:

      pedro and Dallas are the designated trolls. There is also a lot of man-on-man love going on between which everyone else avoids like the clap.

  20. DoDoHead says:

    Interesting how many people will allow themselves to be so gullible. To think that anyone would believe in such nonsense is proof that there are some really crazy people out there.

    To think that anyone would accept a graphic about percentages (on a blog) as some kind of fact is proof of the pure IDIOCY!

    Remember: Without EVIDENCE it’s all just a bug pile of steaming bullshit!

  21. orchidcup says:

    The biggest conspiracy has always been the fact that there is no conspiracy.

    Nobody’s out to get you.

    Nobody gives a shit whether you live or die.

    There, you feel better now?

    — Dennis Miller

    • pedro says:

      Wow! A blog’s liberul leaning fella quoting Miller.

      Now that’s a conspiracy theory if I’ve ever seen one.

      • jpfitz says:

        Dennis Miller is funny regardless of your bent for politics. He has swung way to one side of the tree.

        • pedro says:

          Indeed, as are Colbert & Stewart (when he doesn’t have his head up his ass).

          Maher, on the other hand… Douche of all douches.

          • bobbo, Jr Macroeconomic and Tax Theorist says:

            Amuse us all Pedro==what specifically has Maher done that make him douche worthy?

            Everything I can think of make him only admirable in my view.

            He’s most famous I suppose for truthfully, accurately, and insightfully pointing out that it takes more courage to put on a suicide vest and blow yourself up for your religious mania than it does to fire a missile into a city from 300 miles away.

            Now DAMMIT Pedobreath–your stupidity already has me supporting Muslim Fundamentalists. What doesn’t your stupidity add to??????

            Ha, ha.==So–give us a list.

            I’ll bet a pile of straw for your donkey you can’t/don’t/won’t do it.

          • pedro says:

            If you have to ask that means you’re as oblivious to his douchebaggery. Understandable, since you’re douchy most of the times

          • bobbo, the drooling liberal says:

            No, I ask because unlike you I don’t form opinions without facts/analysis to back it up.

            It IS too easy to act as YOU do: form opinions (if your posts can even fairly be thought of as rising to that level as opposed to being merely verbal shit from you) without any facts at all …. so when no facts appear to support a post, I still have the analytic rigor to ask for those facts should they actually exist.

            In your cases, I ask in order to give you time to think some shit up, but you never do.

            Silly Pedo. Why do the donkeys run away??

          • pedro says:

            I’m so sorry bobbo. I was unaware that I was belittling your role model & hero. Is kinda what nobrain feels for DUhllass less the homo erotic part.

            So let this be my apology to you, Maher is a lighthouse of wisdom in this world. Nothing compares to his wit and humbleness. Kinda like you.

          • bobbo, affectionato of all things supposedly healthy for you says:

            Poor PedoBreath: careening from one extreme of no support to the other.

            You don’t like Maher. Fine. You ought to be able to identify why you don’t.

            (sarc/on): Nothing wrong with saying: “I read it on a bumper sticker and I liked the color.”

          • pedro says:

            You seem like nobrain. Care to make it more obvious that it hurt you me messing with your hero?

        • Rockspaz says:

          Maher is a douche because he laughs at his own jokes either in his monologue or in “performance”, to cue his audience as to when the punchlines are delivered.

          No other comedian that I know of, is always the 1st person in the room to laugh at his own jokes.

          Either he believes: 1. his material isn’t that funny and by laughing at his own jokes, he’s trying to help it all along (which means he’s not really putting the work into writing) or 2. he believes his audiences aren’t smart enough to know when his punchlines have been given.

          Either is a form of disrespect to his audience. Is that not douchey?

          Given time I could give you a longer list of why he’s a douche (he’s age-ist for one) but laughing at his own jokes while delivering the punchlines speaks a lot to me, as to his large/deep level of doucheyness.

          • NewformatSux says:

            I’ll give Maher some points for humor.

            “We can’t bring democracy to these places. According to the Koran…Freeedom, is just another, word for- nothing left to lose.

          • pedro says:

            Did he said that now or when Dumbya was in power? I bet he doesn’t dare saying it now.

  22. Kent says:

    Interesting they don’t tell you how many believe 9/11 is an inside job. I suspect that number would be high, as would those who don’t believe in the lone gunman theory. Its a wonder there hasn’t been another revolution yet.

    • bobbo, the drooling liberal says:

      How is that interesting regardless of what the number might be?===same as every other nutball issue on the list?

      It can’t be interesting what a nutball thinks. Makes my skin crawl they are allowed to vote. THAT would be a fair point.

  23. Buzz Mega says:

    Alas, a much larger percentage of We The People (WTP) believe in a meddling Supreme Creator Guy who loves me, this I know.

    Atoms run on automatic.

    Gravity runs on automatic.

    But the SCG listens to petitions and re-arranges the Universe to fit our pleas.

    Oh, please.

    • pedro says:

      Although you are correct regarding WTP, you are wrong about atoms & gravity. Those run on energy.

  24. Everyone in Washington “lies and buys” and fails to live up to even their own ideals.
    No matter who gets elected next, they will have to barter and sell their soul piece by piece.
    That’s the way the game is set up, so no one gets everything they want.

    But the tide is turning towards the have mores, as they have intended from the start.
    The free market will soon enslave us all.