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  1. Bob Morris says:

    “It’s so easy to understand. Surveillance is fine as long as it’s our side that is doing it.”

  2. Tyson of the Northwest says:

    No no, let me explain you a thing.

  3. Geoff Moehrke says:

    “Holy shit!! That man only has three fingers!!”

  4. Mextli says:

    Don’t be afraid. It has a battery so you can use it in private.

  5. bobbo, in Repose says:

    Hmmmm. In this picture, their lips aren’t moving.

    Too bad real life was not the same.

  6. Admfubar says:

    doing his best jonny carson impession…
    is this thing on???

    as you can see i’ve hypnotized this woman to be the perfect american consumer.

    should i tell him about the enormous spider on his back now, or wait until the presentation is over?

  7. Mikey says:

    Man: “Since we aren’t doing anything wrong, I installed video cameras in our bathroom sometime last year.”

  8. McCullough says:

    Take my wife….please!

    It’s all I got.

  9. McCullough says:

    Now for my next trick, I will make Miss Feinstein cluck like a chicken…..

  10. pedro says:

    Don’t know about you but… Doesn’t he look like John?

  11. Comanche says:

    These are not the droids you’re looking for. Move along.

  12. deowll says:

    Look, It’s all Bush’s and the Republicans fault. They voted for the Patriot act and they did it first so Obama should get a free pass.

    My take is that being an arsonist is not okay no matter how many other people have committed arson.

    If the Democrats hadn’t also voted for it this very bad law would not exist.

    There is lovely video of Obama saying this sort of thing is completely wrong and unethical and he actually voted against the bill however as everybody with a brain has noted there is a huge difference between what Obama says is right, especially when other people are doing it, and what he does.

  13. Dallas says:

    Look interested. Look interested. Look interested.

  14. Captain Beyond, famously dancing madly backwards says:

    Must…not…fart…

  15. Tim says:

    Uwhhaaa??? Ohhhh, the nerve. He’s been holding out on me secretly finger-schtupping bullet holes. MY bullet holes! Two whole digits up to the second knuckle, by the drip of it. Well, I’m gonna… No. Keep cool. Don’t let him know you know. Well, it’s over. I know; I’ll tamper with my diaphram — no, I’ll go to planned parenthood, pull a fetus out of the trash, stick it up my rotten banshe-box, and claim I was raped and that evil man is the culprit. It’ll ruin him!

  16. Tim says:

    Whatever, lady. I was just touching it…

  17. righteous indignation says:

    Ok, who found the remote for the sex toy?

  18. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    “I’m authorized to assure you, there is no reasonable cause for alarm.”

  19. McCullough says:

    Press conference to announce the summer blockbuster movie…..”Son of Feinkenstein”

  20. Sam says:

    “Suddenly, Feinstein remembered all the calls she made to that dubious lobbyist named Bob.”

  21. Bob73 says:

    Holy Shit!! I wonder how he lost that finger!

  22. crimsonfenix says:

    “How long has he had that mole…”

  23. Marc says:

    NOW I remember where I left my Glock!!

  24. Vinnie says:

    Pardon the Nasty Gas sir, but Pork burritos do not agree with me.

  25. Cudgel says:

    “God damn, I am so high on pills right now. I wonder if anyone can tell?”

  26. dadeo says:

    Fienstein’s Monster

  27. Nighted says:

    “Don’t eat the brown acid!”

  28. Lee Stevens says:

    “Dianne taught me simply everything I know about how you can get away with insider trading for fun and profits. It makes this in your face camera job,the Senate, where you have to pretends really hard that you like niggahs, jews women and gays tolerable.I tells ya the South shall rise again we got em armed.You hav to excuse me I have a fund raiser talk about putting Gawd back in the classroom as a way of saving Amerika,”

  29. mojo says:

    “Look at them! Filthy Humans… They must ALL be destroyed.”
    “Yes… my… Master…”