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“It’s so easy to understand. Surveillance is fine as long as it’s our side that is doing it.”
No no, let me explain you a thing.
“Holy shit!! That man only has three fingers!!”
Don’t be afraid. It has a battery so you can use it in private.
Hmmmm. In this picture, their lips aren’t moving.
Too bad real life was not the same.
doing his best jonny carson impession…
is this thing on???
as you can see i’ve hypnotized this woman to be the perfect american consumer.
should i tell him about the enormous spider on his back now, or wait until the presentation is over?
Man: “Since we aren’t doing anything wrong, I installed video cameras in our bathroom sometime last year.”
Take my wife….please!
It’s all I got.
Now for my next trick, I will make Miss Feinstein cluck like a chicken…..
So how is that different from her normal speech?
These are not the droids you’re looking for. Move along.
Look, It’s all Bush’s and the Republicans fault. They voted for the Patriot act and they did it first so Obama should get a free pass.
My take is that being an arsonist is not okay no matter how many other people have committed arson.
If the Democrats hadn’t also voted for it this very bad law would not exist.
There is lovely video of Obama saying this sort of thing is completely wrong and unethical and he actually voted against the bill however as everybody with a brain has noted there is a huge difference between what Obama says is right, especially when other people are doing it, and what he does.
Look interested. Look interested. Look interested.
Must…not…fart…
Uwhhaaa??? Ohhhh, the nerve. He’s been holding out on me secretly finger-schtupping bullet holes. MY bullet holes! Two whole digits up to the second knuckle, by the drip of it. Well, I’m gonna… No. Keep cool. Don’t let him know you know. Well, it’s over. I know; I’ll tamper with my diaphram — no, I’ll go to planned parenthood, pull a fetus out of the trash, stick it up my rotten banshe-box, and claim I was raped and that evil man is the culprit. It’ll ruin him!
Whatever, lady. I was just touching it…
Ok, who found the remote for the sex toy?
“I’m authorized to assure you, there is no reasonable cause for alarm.”
Press conference to announce the summer blockbuster movie…..”Son of Feinkenstein”
“Suddenly, Feinstein remembered all the calls she made to that dubious lobbyist named Bob.”
Holy Shit!! I wonder how he lost that finger!
“How long has he had that mole…”
NOW I remember where I left my Glock!!
Pardon the Nasty Gas sir, but Pork burritos do not agree with me.
“God damn, I am so high on pills right now. I wonder if anyone can tell?”
Fienstein’s Monster
“Don’t eat the brown acid!”
“Dianne taught me simply everything I know about how you can get away with insider trading for fun and profits. It makes this in your face camera job,the Senate, where you have to pretends really hard that you like niggahs, jews women and gays tolerable.I tells ya the South shall rise again we got em armed.You hav to excuse me I have a fund raiser talk about putting Gawd back in the classroom as a way of saving Amerika,”
“Look at them! Filthy Humans… They must ALL be destroyed.”
“Yes… my… Master…”