Not sure how many of these real listings are actually real, but some are funny.

Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old.
Hateful little dog. Bites
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2
sneaky neighbor’s dog
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FREE PUPPIES… Part German Shepherd,
part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered.
Speaks German. Free
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a
rat . been out awhile.. better be reward.
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COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED… Also 1 gay
bull for sale.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call
Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown – 89
cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened – used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washerand dryer
$300
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(AND THE LAST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of
Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent
condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.
Got married last month. Wife knows
everything.