Since today’s topics range from religion to Paul’s soon to be ex, I thought I would attempt to bridge the gap with a guest lecturer.
Philosophy 101 With Britney: Today’s Topic — The Meaning of (Britney’s) Life
By Uncle Dave Tuesday August 8, 2006
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Huuhh?
Time dilation…
work to hard, Live to hard and see what happens??
Booze dont help either.
Bush’s base.
Cheap shot Dvorak Uncensored. I expect this post from gossip sites not these hallowed servers. mehh. I’m over it.
Keep in mind, the average IQ is 100. For everyone out there with an IQ of 120, someone else has to be, well . . . Brittney like.
STOP LOOKING THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE! You’re acting like a cameraman!
-Peals of wisdom from Britney
Sad. Just plain sad.
Is she right about that time travel stuff?
I think its the marijuana talking.
#4
C’mon man… She’s a Mousekateer destined for Rehab. Aside from cheap shots, what kind of shots are there?
It kills me sometimes that there is so much musical talent out there, and its bimbos like this that get the extended fifteen minutes.
Its even better when the Beverly Hillbillys theme plays with this video in the background
its even worse that K-FED sounds normal
buuuuurp
Stupid people shouldn’t breed.
yaaaawwn
wait, who posted this on YouTube? why would she even allow this video to be posted? she looks so stupid.
“Oops she did it again”. (Made herself look like an A-hole!)
Someone needs to smack that bitch with Mills-McCartney’s leg.
She see sounds and is hearing colors man. Deep thoughts from another celeb’ what don’t gots much educating but loads ‘o money and free time to…, read and…, um.., oh nevermind buuuurp!
Scariest thing I’ve seen all day. She’s as dumb as a box of hammers, and at least they have a use.
About 50% of all people would protest that, claiming it must be much higher as theirs can’t possibly be below 120
pj
Like, things! And THINGS!
All I can think of is how dumb are these people. Both of them! If this is a put on it’s the dumbest put on in the world and it’s backfired. If it isn’t, it makes me wonder how such stupid people earn way more money than me. I think we’re rewarding the wrong people in America by millions to these two while teachers get bupkis for pay. And since the teachers get paid next to nothing, it’s no surprise that non-collegiate graduates like these two get the lions share.
26, I agree that we as a society should place a high value on teachers as opposed to pop stars, but I’m not sure who you’re talking about in this specific instance when you use Brittney and K-Fed as examples of how “we” are rewarding the wrong people. Who’s “we”?
B.S. sold a lot of CDs and concert tickets, mostly to tweens and teens. B.S. made money because she managed to be popular with teenage girls who would be obsessive about her music and teenage boys who would be obsessive about her appearance.
It’s not like the government subsidized her career (unless you’re espousing some new conspiracy theory), and surely you aren’t advocating that we expect a 14-year-old girl to care whether the person on the radio has a college degree (a lot of musicians don’t, including many you and I might consider to be more legitimate), or that instead of buying pop music they donate their babysitting money to a school or an art museum or something more high-brow.
That said, I think her music mostly sucks and she’s an idiot, but that’s hardly news at this point.
#27
Well said.
She’s high, big deal. People act like it’s shocking when celebs get high/drunk and do/say stupid sh*t?!?! Like nobody here hasn’t ever done that?
The part where she says she’s missing out on life made me a little sad.
My GMAT Score just dropped by 20 points after listening to her weave the web of ignorance and cast a spell on all who dared watch this clip!