Think quality of education issues, guns, drugs and all the rest is the most important thing in this school? Ha!

Boys told no standing to urinate

It’s an entirely new definition of “Standing Room Only.” Or perhaps a new measure of “equality” has arrived.

Whatever it is, it has sparked a huge political debate at a school in Kristiansand, Norway, according to the Norwegian paper Fædrelandsvennen.

The trigger for the explosion of opinion? A decision in the local district that schoolboys must sit on toilet seats when urinating, not stand.

According to the news report, the rule was announced for boys at Dvergsnes School, prompting outrage from Vidar Kleppe, the chief of The Democrats Party.

He’s accusing the school of “fiddling with God’s work,” and now he wants the issue discussed at the executive committee level of the area council, according to the newspaper “Dagbladet.”

“When boys are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way boys have done for generations, it is meddling with God’s work,” Kleppe, whose group is a splinter group of former Progress Party hardliners, said in the newspaper.

“It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl,” he said.

On Kleppe’s contentious “stand” on making political waves, no comment was the response from school principal Lise Gjul.

But she did tell Norwegian Broadcasting NRK that the restrooms are used by both boys and girls, and the young boys are not “good enough at aiming” in order to have “a pleasant toilet.”

School officials are still listening to opinions on the issue.

  1. 0113addiv says:

    29. Frank, let go. Unhappiness comes from memories. Stop for a second and remember NOTHING. Just be in the present moment and study what you are looking at it as if you are in another world, on an other planet, seeing for the first time. See how strange it is. Look deeply.

    Stay within the moment. I am not a Buddhist. Iam a living Buddha. hahaha.

  2. Uncle Dave says:

    #31: And the point of this is, what exactly? If you see the world strangely. will you then go out and do something to make it better or just continue to only contemplate the moment? Forgetting and not learning from the past is one of the reasons we are so screwed up today, so I call BS on your comment.

    BTW, I’m still trying to figure out the point of asking to have a photo of someone’s hand.

  3. mma says:

    I guess some people in Norway have nothing else on their mind but to debate the way people should pee. Sure thousands of kids are dying every day in third world countries, but peeing while standing up??!!! We MUST stop this!

  4. 0113addiv says:

    #32. That’s the Great Paradox, Uncle Dave, the higher one gets to God the less powerful they become. Look at God, He is totally powerless. He lets everything and anything happen. That is absolute Love.

    I AM BS. I couldn’t be anything else.

    The hand is very personal, just like the face.

  5. Uber Steve says:

    It seems like the next step for “equality” in Norway will be to acknowledge that 50% of the population are without penises, and mandate penectomies for the other 50%. It seems straightforward, as the majority seems to have already given up their testicles.

    This is everything that is wrong with Europe.

  6. Uncle Dave says:

    #35: Nero fiddling while Rome burned and all that. Hope you’re happy contemplating your navel while the rest of us walk around your inert carcass to take care of the world for you.

  7. RBG says:

    31. 0113addiv. Elevate your thoughts laterally. Shun the unshunnable. Does the turkey vulture not NOT fly in the vacuum of impossibility? Learn from this and transcend all that is dimensional. The little guy gets it. Awake and listen 0113addiv! No, not with your ears but with your inner soul’s perpetual soul. Only then… only then can you split the quantum untimeliness of precious elimination. Or not.


  8. plankton says:

    @ #37 🙂

  9. Miguel Correia says:

    What a smelly subject. By the way, if I were a student in that school, they’d have to expel to me to not have me peeing standing.

  10. 0113addiv says:

    #37, RGB, jbioh3q98hgoin9i8ghfhbh dhv9i8uh3g hg9hqugi8y4kh giheyghig8v7g irubgge87eg4ibt9gh hiuv8qggbkvjbjkbv ubhgiuk iwughi gh8iwujbvjbvbyye. bhuvgiwbqkbiqvgqbg..ghih qibgiqu/tt??? asioherugh78h45yu//1 !!! JOHHUIHGKEYH()Y(BNVH lkdhdheh,h gowhlh h8unvvbgbks, 🙂

  11. JimR says:

    Many of you have a solution on hand.

  12. RBG says:

    I kid you not. If you take and order every intelligible word out of your bumfodder and add punctuation, you get:

    Bi! Oh, go in. Uh! Hey, hi – rub hi. Ye bi. Hi as her Gkey. Heh. Go BG.

    Wonder what Freud would have said about that?


  13. RBG says:

    In your dreams?


  14. JimR says:

    Good one RGB, but…

    A bird in the hand is not worth two in the bush.

  15. Ali says:

    I think the best answer to Vidar Kleppe who thinks it is ‘fiddling with God’s work’ that males sit to pee, is that God, naturally, has given males BOTH the abilities of sitting and standing to pee! The same way God has made them able to stand to pee, he has made them able to sit to pee. And the sitting way is also a natural way for males! So ‘sitting’ is still God’s work and there is no ‘fiddling’ with his work. If males naturally couldn’t sit to pee at all, then Vidar was right!

    Not bad if you know that in my culture the male people avoid peeing while standing! In my country it’s so, as my religion has recommended not to pee while standing, and to do it while sitting or squatting. I know there, they teach the kid when he can stand up, how to pee while standing, but it’s not so here. However, I am male and quite healthy, but I don’t pee while standing. You should consider that there are many different ways and theologies around the world.

    To my own, peeing while standing is a nasty actions, also it does not feet a man’s character, that’s like you imagine a respectable man standing up still some where, his penis is out and his piss line in front of him! Who made the rule that males MUST stand up while urinating? And don’t relate it to the nature, potentially many things are natural as an ability; one can bring it out (gun), aim and kill, but he has choosing power, although he has the ability, but he may not do it if he is sane; one can just bring it out, aim and piss, but does it mean he can not do it in a way but that?

    Why stand to pee? Why aim? Aiming is for the time when you are distant to your target and can’t be close to it, but when you can be close to it, and if you are sane, you prefer being close to your target than aiming to the target. So sit down and be relax, the name of the place you are doing that in, is rest room! And why you waste your time and energy in cleaning bathrooms? You can save it for more useful affairs by reducing the need of bathroom to be cleaned!

    As for those who say “peeing while standing is of a few pleasures of a man!”, I should say that a man is more valuable than way of peeing places as his pleasure and property! It does not fit a man to consider that as his worth! Men have more valuable special abilities to be mentioned! And as for those who say “peeing while standing is much easier than doing it while sitting or squatting”, I should say that bending over and pulling down pants, and keeping a part of panties down for a while and aim for a while both need an attempt; and the fact that which one is easier for a person depends on habit. The way in which one’s habit is based on, is easier for that one, and to which you habit, it will be easier for you! As God has made the ability of peeing while standing easily in guys, it must have an advantage, and yes it has. In men’s jobs some times urgent situations happen, and some times they have to do some thing in a short time when the speed is important, and some times men have situations that they can’t sit or squat or are in places where sitting or squatting is not easily possible; in such times they can use their ability of peeing while standing easily. But these urgent times just some times happen, not always! And only for those occasions, it’s ,let me now say, needed that woman have a way to pee standing up. So your project should be accomplished, for this case. And in the other hand, there should be another project for men to stop, or to say better, manage peeing while standing. One group are already doing that and their site is: .

    However, it will be great if the current way of peeing of guys in toilets and bathrooms, in the most parts of the world changes.

    • Real Man says:

      You’re obviously a faggot and one ugly bitch, either way your opinion is invalid.

  16. trcd says:

    whats cracking

  17. Jack says:

    I LIKE VAGINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Mack says:

    God’s work? In Muslim religion it is FORBIDDEN to both men and women to urinate while standing – and while sitting as well. Both need to hoover.

  19. markie says:

    Next they’ll be accusing some guy of raping them.

  20. Non-commie says:

    I dunno about Norway or Europe for that matter, seems the men have all turned to vaginas and are marching themselves into oblivion without uddering a word of protest. I can tell you now if this crap ever happens in the USA there will be war in the streets.

  21. TAS says:

    Whenever a story comes out regarding hardcore feminism, it is almost inevitably from Norway or Sweden. It’s hard to believe that those are the same nations that gave us Norse mythology.


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