To say that is a headline I never imagined I’d write is a bit of an understatement.
Just what the holy foreskin was doing in the priest’s house—in a shoebox at the back of his wardrobe, no less—and why and how it disappeared has been debated ever since the relic vanished. Some suspect the village priest sold it for a heavenly sum; others say it was stolen by thieves and ended up on the relics black market; some even suggest Satanists or neo-Nazis are responsible. But the most likely culprit is an unlikely one: the Vatican.
But if it had survived, it would have been only a matter of time before someone wanted to clone it. And that could have given the Second Coming an entirely new meaning.
Oy vey!
And here I thought that the Mohel saved those things up, put them together and made a purse that, when rubbed, became a suitcase!
Wasn’t there an episode of Star Trek TNG wherein the Klingons cloned their exaulted one?
kind of an odd notion.
I find it hard to believe such a relic exists, but I’d be more interested in the nature of the DNA, considering the virgin birth, than in cloning it.
Have you looked under your couch cushions?! That’s where I usually find crap I’ve lost.
Good grief! Where do you find this stuff?
that is the strangest damn story ever
ps – i wish my power would come back on – go PSE go
Probably in the same place the Virgin Mary’s hymen is.
It’ll probably show up on Ebay before long.
Jeez — I remember the good old days when you used to send me this stuff through email, Uncle Dave. Now I have to hear about it on the street 😉
Ok Uncle Dave…..I think this is your weirdest story yet. You really HAVE to quit reading those fringe sites 🙂
The rumor has it that Jeffrey Dahmer used it to spice his soup.
It’s true that Catholics have a bizarre fascination with relics but anyone who gives this story any credibility is just like a deplorably simple-minded medieval believer.
Okay, the Shar Pei is obvious — the golfer clip art I don’t get… Maybe if I played golf it would be obvious?
Golfer calling “FORE”
The dog’s “skin”
That Fore-skin metaphor is VERY weak!
#13, I hope you sleep well tonight after that one.