Associated Press – July 6, 2007:

Detectives arrested a 12-year-old girl and her 10-year-old sister for allegedly abducting their neighbor’s 1-year-old son and demanding $200,000 for his return.

Associated Press – July 6, 2007:

Police who chased a car for miles along a highway at speeds up to 100 mph said the driver was drunk, hardly a rarity in this resort town. But there was more: When they looked inside the flipped vehicle with guns drawn, they found an 11-year-old girl at the wheel.

Associated Press – July 6, 2007:

Two teenagers were accused of gang raping a woman and forcing her 12-year-old son to join in the attack, then beating him and pouring cleaning solution into his eyes.



  1. bobbo says:

    You should save this for Mothers or Fathers day, or more obliquely for someone’s search for fertility.

  2. Angel H. Wong says:

    I can’t wait for Christians to blame it on videogames.

  3. bobbo says:

    You don’t see that many Christians here? Probably have just given up on posting their lunacy here and save it for church? Better to sublimate it into mindless jingoism which is well represented here.

  4. Angel H. Wong says:

    #3

    I’m not talking about this blog.

  5. Chris says:

    #4 which is really #2-
    There is something outside of this blog??

    as to the kids well all i can say are kids will be kids so who cares?

    I have been told so many times i cant count that i am to mean to my kids because i spank them. Yet my kids have manners and behave are not doing none of this and i am the bad parent. I make my kids do chores and make them responsible for thier actions. Enough about me on this one what are we doing about the parents??

    We will do nothing as people will brush this off as “a rotten apple” but this is getting out of hand with the half ass parenting.

    What is sad is everyone here on the blog is intelligent and have great ways to parent.

    One final note i have not spanked ether of my kids in about a year and a half. We started early so now we deal with problems with talking and the sometimes threat of a spanking. It may not be the best way but my kids show different.

  6. Undissembled says:

    Put the fear in them when they are young. Otherwise they will not make it in this society. As you can tell from the 3 articles.

  7. Mister Mustard says:

    Damned video games.

  8. JimR says:

    “When they looked inside the flipped vehicle with guns drawn, they found an 11-year-old girl at the wheel.”

    — It’s just shameful. They should have asked for than $200,000.

    “When they looked inside the flipped vehicle with guns drawn, they found an 11-year-old girl at the wheel.”

    — Well du-uh. She was sitting in the back before the crash.

  9. TJGeezer says:

    #7 – Mr Mustard – Nah. It’s those red-state voters marrying and divorcing and drinking all the time while they claim to hold Xian family values. That, and video games. And rap music. And Republicans in general. Poor confused, helpless children. We must all stop being so critical.

  10. JimR says:

    … The trouble with a joke is, if you have to start over it’s already in the crapper. Just skip the first 2 lines. 🙁

  11. Dallas says:

    Boys will be boys.

  12. laineypie says:

    #11, but its not just boys its girls too.

  13. Jägermeister says:

    #6 – Put the fear in them when they are young. Otherwise they will not make it in this society.

    Or perhaps spend some time raising your child(ren).

  14. I think you all miss the point. This is contributing editor SN (Steve Newlin) showing he can kick ass when the chips are down. Wow. What a post! Like a fireworks show where numerous shells are shot up at the same time. And I am NOT easily impressed.

  15. Jerk-Face says:

    14. “Like a fireworks show where numerous shells are shot up at the same time.”

    Or like a Bukkake video.

  16. ArianeB says:

    #9 might not be far off, did you notice all 3 stories come from RED states?

  17. Uncle Dave says:

    Assuming it’s real, this has both a stupid kids AND a mother who clearly shows where they got their intelligence (or lack there of):
    http://bash.org/?420855

  18. doug says:

    obviously, that 11-year-old girl could not have been drunk – it is against the law for people under 21 to drink.

    and those would-be kidnappers showed their amateurism by thinking the lady could come up with $200k on such short notice and leave it on her couch. obviously the work of punk kids.

    and that last one … jesus … not much you can say about that.

  19. Barovelli says:

    back when I was a delinquent kid it was blamed on red dye #2, heavy metal music and whatever else the experts could come up with to steer the blame away from the parents.

    and all we ever did was break curfew, wander in shut down warehouses and disrespect the establishment.

  20. OmarThe Alien says:

    I stole my first car at age ten, then led the cops a merry chase until I spun out into a snow drift, then led them through another fox and hounds scenario until a seriously out of breath cop collared me in a field. He’d lost his pistol in the chase, and while he had me by my shirt collar he was searching for his gun, but I found it first and broke for it, and luckily for all concerned (especially me!) he slapped me away from the gun, retreived his weapon then me.
    I had an interesting childhood, did a lot of whacky things, but they always commented on just how polite I was. I attribute my manners to my upbringing, which was a hot and cold running horror. Not every body gets parents like the ones on “Leave It To Beaver”.

  21. sayuncle says:

    That’s odd, when I was young it was just drugs and booze which caused us to do really stupid things. We weren’t political let alone know what a republicrat was.

  22. James Hill says:

    #14 – I’m more impressed that no one has noticed that story #3 is an urban myth.

    Hell, pretty sure we talked about it on this blog two years ago.

    First two stories are real, however.

  23. Lauren the Ghoti says:

    All right now. Don’t be a fucking idiot. Leave that to Podesta and Fusion.

    Story #3 is not an urban myth. It is, unfortunately, quite genuine.

  24. rakiah says:

    Enid, Oklahoma; West Palm Beach, Florida; Orange Beach, Alabama.

    Notice any connections here??? And I ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie…

    Yee Haw…!!!!

  25. Lauren the Ghoti says:

    South Fla is not part of DIxie. Neither is Oklahoma. Oh, well; one out of three ain’t bad.

  26. Podesta says:

    Actually, Florida was part of the Confederacy. The territory that became Oklahoma was part of the Louisiana Purchase, definitely Dixie. I guess Lauren the Bigot and his compatriots don’t learn history or geography at National Alliance meetings.

  27. Lauren the Ghoti says:

    Dipshit, take your technicalities and shove ’em up your Al Sharpton-worshipping ass.

    Go try and find a rebel flag or a southern accent in Oklahoma, fool. The residents do not identify with the Deep South and they do not consider their state to be a Southern one. They are Midwesterners.

    All of Florida south of Gainesville is populated by Northerners and descendants of them. No southern accents, no rebel flags, no identification with the South. The residents and tourists alike come from north of the Mason-Dixon line, you flaming moran.

    I can tell that, unlike myself, you not only have never been to either place, you don’t even know anyone from ’em.

    As usual, Mr. Know-It-All, you don’t know Jack Shit.


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