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The real BOOB is having glass bottles in a pool.
I wonder what she does with other parts of her body…???
The perfect female?
3.
Almost… I’d have to see her make a sandwich to verify that
Another high point in the history of the blog.
#4, Dauragon88
Great comment. LOL
#5, John,
Great bunch of editors ya got there.
#6,
Hey!
Are you being sarcastic? đ
lol. it looks like the smells the bottle after getting it opened.
Next up: the Swiss Army Boob!
J/P=?
Just wait until this trollop runs for the Supreme Court in 25 years. She will rue the day she ever made this video.
Tats and videos: Easy to get, hard to get rid of. Don’t do either, unless a lifetime of employment on the fringes is your dream.
#10 Well no. Because in 10 years time the society will be much more relaxed and this will amount to a funny holidays video…
After 8 years of YetAgainAnother Clinton, that is.
… then again… maybe not…
#10 – Mister Mustard – So she is a “trollop” (what is this, 18th century England?) for doing a stupid trick with her clothed breast?
You sir, and I am making the assumption that you are in fact a sir and not a madam and that you have a handlebar mustache and a monocle, are an old stick in the mud.
Lighten up people.
#12 – You should be glad there’s a place for women like this in modern society. I know I am.
>>So she is a âtrollopâ (what is this, 18th century England?)
>>for doing a stupid trick with her clothed breast?
No, she’s a trollop for doing a stupid trick with her breast FOR PUBLICATION ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. That stupid trick WILL NEVER GO AWAY.
I may be an 18th-century England guy (got no use for IM’min, texting, Crackberries, Myspace, Myface, Myplace, or any of that shit), but even I am smart enough to know that you don’t let people take your picture (ore worse, your video) doing ridiculous, asinine, sexually suggestive stuff like that.
The girls I knew in the sixties did far “worse” (or better, depending on your point of view) than that, but they were smart enough to keep the antics out of the Historical Archives Of All Time (in the “will never go away”, subsection).
At least tats go to the grave with you. Videos of infamy live on forever.
There’s nothing wrong with a trollop, but a Stupid Trollop? Thats somebody you want to avoid. If you’re a partyer, a college admissions officer, a potential employer, or a senator looking to approve a Supreme Court nominee, steer clear of the Stupid Trollops. As evidenced by this video. Ipsa res loquitur.
>>Then explain those assholes in the mud at Woodstock.
Give me a link to identify any one of those “assholes at Woodstock”, and I’ll sit down and shut up.
How long do you think it would take for friends of the titty-canopener girl to identify her? I don’t care to do so, b/c I’m not planning on marrying her, hiring her, or nominating her for the Supreme Court. People who ARE in that position though, are going to know exactly who she is, and are going to request a frank and open explanation of why she was opening beer bottles with her tits in front of a live video feed.
Are you learning-impaired, JohnnyL, or just being a dick? I already said that people have been doing far worse than this for a long, long time. (And I have no problem with youthful fucking around). They were just smart enough to keep it out of The Forever And Always Archives Of All Time.
16. How about the full length movie entitled “Woddstock”. Not that I agree with JohnnyL.
>>How about the full length movie entitled âWoddstockâ.
Identify somebody at “Woddstock”, dude. I dare you. I double-dog dare you. Otherwise, STFU.
Thanks in advance.
16. Ooops thats Woodstock, not to be confused with the porn classic “Waddstock”.
18. Double-dog, hmmm. How about Jimi Hendrix, or Pete Townsend, or Joe Cocker…….I could go on.
Oh for the love of christ dipped in cheddar cheese!
Can we all stop arguing and just enjoy the lady opening up a beer with her right bresticle!?
On post 9, just about any outstanding rack qualifies as “Swiss Army Boobs”. You do have to have the “willing male” accessory”, but with that add-on you can move furniture, repair plumbing and electrical, paint buildings, repair and maintain electronic devices, clean a swimming pool or just kill bugs. Basically, they are like having a Home Depot in your shirt.
Ouch! I just want to know how she figured that out in the first place. Was it an accident? Was she looking at a beer bottle one day and the thought “lets try my nipple” come to her?
>>How about Jimi Hendrix, or Pete Townsend, or Joe Cocker
Well, if she wants to become a SuperStah in the world of Sex, Drugs, and Rock ‘n’ Roll, I guess she’s got it made in the shade. Maybe “professional groupie”?
But if she wants a job in the real world, she’s going to be pretty much fucked, if her potential hiring manager knows how to use Google.
I’m still waiting for a list (or even a single instance) of some mud-wrestling hippie from Woodstock (Woddstock) who showed up 30 years later. Jimi and Pete and Joe weren’t wrestling in the mud. They were playing onstage. Just like the two of them remaining are still doing.
Who’s still opening beer bottles with her tits 30 years later?
That only works with those fake twist off bottle tops. Twist offs let oxygen in, and thus make your beer go stale. When I brew my own, I use real crimp on tops, or the “Grolsch style” swing tops. They prevent any air from getting in and messing with your precious brew. Better yet, I keg my beer, and NOTHING can get into the stainless steel keg, except what I put into it.
The slo-mo edit with the swelling music… Beautiful.
yep – #3 got it.
Mr Mustard
#25
You must be gay if you prefer beer over jugs.
AHem… by the time she’s gonna be interviewing for that job, the individual doing the interviewing will have his own clown videos on YouTube and will be far more likely to admire her bottle opening abilities than be offended by it.
Mustard, my man; I’m often right there with you on most things, but the Victorians that you imagine making hiring decisions years from now are already dying out and quickly. I mean, c’mon – flipping the top off a beverage at poolside, and you talk like she’s some amateur pr0nstar. For you this evening, hermano, I got two words: decaf.
I’m telling you, she is a wife material!
29.
Although, you cant ignore the speed in which humans switch gears and force a Holier than thou indignation on their peers.