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Welcome to America…
When this doesn’t work out, I’ll move to Mexico with you and run for office. Just like I did in New York!
To aid her in both the youth and Hispanic voting segments, Hillary has selected her prospective VP running mate.
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And for being the Best Dressed Illegal Of The Day, little Roberto wins free health care for life!
[Nice one, Thiz_ho!]
I shall call him, “Mijo Me”…Muahahaha”
My Father went to the USA Illegally and all I got was this lousy american bitch.
“Aren’t you a little short for a super delegate?”
VOTE FOR PEDRO!!
Bouquet – $30
Sombrero – $60
Immigrant vote – Priceless!
“I intend to reduce illegal immigration. No one over 4′ tall will be allowed to enter the US!”
Gee, and here I thought she was accepting the roses for best in-bred..er..breed..?
“HA HA! I will be eating good tonight!”
“Welcome to Fantasy Island!”
You must be this tall to ride the former first lady.
“I told Bill ‘size isn’t everything.'”
Hillary says “I give you your Future President of The United States”
In a show of force in Texas, Hillary Clinton and Latino super delegate Juan Martino were greeted to cheering crowds. When asked about the Clinton campaign giving money to super delegates in order to win their vote, Mr. Martino emphatically stated that “it only took a lollipop.” The Obama camp had no comment.
vote for Pedro
On Fantasy Island anything is possible.
“Fuck this election! I’m moving to Tijuana.”
I am so happy to see you. Now, go mow my yard.
I swear I thought we were in Vegas!!
Hillary Clinton and running mate Bill Richardson bask in the glow of the primary season.
Yuck. All this thread has proven is that it takes talent to be a political satirist.
Let’s leave the joke-making to Stewart and Colbert, folks…
AP – Hillary Clinton signs on to star in the prequel to the “The Cisco Kid”.
“As for illegal immigrants: In my White House, we will know who wears the traditional Mexican costumes.”
RBG
Har!
Hillary Clinton secures the endorsement of Los Angeles city major Antonio Villaraigosa.
“I wonder if this little one is adept at munching a jalapeño carpet?”