Inflatable Donkey

A Mexican donkey has landed itself in jail after biting and kicking two men.

The animal was locked up in a holding pen normally used for keeping drunks off the streets after it lashed out at the pair at a ranch in Chiapas state.

The owner of the angry ass, Mauro Gutierrez, has been told that he will have to pay the injured men’s medical bills before the creature is released from custody…

Throwing non-humans in is nothing new in Chiapas. Previous animal inmates include a bull that devoured corn crops and destroyed two wooden vending stands in March.

In 2006 a dog was locked up for 12 days after biting someone. His owners were fined US$18.

Who gets locked up if someone does something, er, illegal with the donkey?