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No preggo version?
How about the psycho over religious version? What would that look like?
Doesn’t look microwave safe to me.
Gonzo thigh holster
#1 – Jägermeister
>>No preggo version?
Naw, her daughter is coming out with two versions of that model.
One for Trig, the other one for the new kid.
The action figure version lacks a Steel Bible that doubles as a mace to thump the enemies to death and the other one is missing the Bonus French maid uniform.
Unfortunately, the action figure is probably made in China and, much like Palin herself, is not environmentally safe.
I also notice that the same site has a “Beach Blanket Obama” figure that has his underwear pulled up above his pants, so I won’t rush to Palin’s defense because of any unfair disrespectful treatment.
Any Joe Biden figure will undoubtedly mirror his well-known ability to put his foot in his mouth.
Anyone know how big these dolls are?
#8 – edwinrogers
No, the doll doesn’t come with a vagina.
#9
She’s so tight-assed she can’t poop, that’s why when she opens her mouth only crap comes out of it.
They were going to offer a Joe Biden action figure also but they could not figure out how to get that much hot air into such a small package.
The Palin model costs more than the Omama doll.
I guess the pricing reflects the popularity ratings…
#6 “The action figure version lacks a Steel Bible that doubles as a mace to thump the enemies to death and the other one is missing the Bonus French maid uniform.”
You forgot the one fundie add-on to this – “Its gods will”
Is the Machine Gun an accessory? It should be part of the kit.
Where is that real old man that hangs around with her?
15. “Where is that real old man that hangs around with her?”
Probably out dress shopping with his wife.
Wow, we are officially shite now. And someone has actually found a way to make a few bucks off of the fact. Who would’ve thought? But perhaps I should just lighten up right?
# 12 Paddy-O
“I guess the pricing reflects the popularity ratings…”
No it reflects a smart business man knowing how to take advantage of the simple minded.
Maybe in the next Windows ad, Bill and Jerry can be holding Palin dolls instead of churros…
“Unfortunately, the action figure is probably made in China and, much like Palin herself, is not environmentally safe.”
As a card carrying NRA member, she’s guaranteed to have a high lead content level.
“The Palin model costs more than the Omama doll.”
She’s easily bought for the right amount of earmarks.
#18 J babbled, “No it reflects a smart business man knowing how to take advantage of the simple minded.”
So, she’s less popular thus the price increase?
Yep, I can see that you are one smart business man. LOL
And I still hoped it’s another rumor, as this woman has a lot of them going around her… Yes, I understand that McCain people uses her for media attention, and they are doing it quite well, but this doll stroke me off completely. What’s it for? Children – no, they are not voting. Men – partly maybe, the doll is wearing short skirt after all… More attention – probably. Majority of people agree, that it’s a commercial trick – http://www.votetheday.com/polls/sarah-palin-action-doll-219/ I hope Sarah understands, that she’s been exploited a lot. And that she knows the price of it, and was/is ready to pay it…
I want to see the inflatable one that doesn’t inflate much and will pop out a retarded grandchild when pushed.
Or a talking doll that goes “I stopped the bridge to nowhere” as it stands on the access road it had built that goes to the bridge to nowhere.
How about the doll that charges the State for living in her own home?
#12 Paddy-O wrote “The Palin model costs more than the Omama doll. I guess the pricing reflects the popularity ratings…”
That ellipsis at the end hides some important words, Paddy-O, so let me just finish that thought if I may:
“I guess the pricing reflects the popularity ratings” of Sarah Palin among people who play with dolls.
That’ll teach you to write a trailing thought 😉
#24 ““I guess the pricing reflects the popularity ratings” of Sarah Palin among people who play with dolls.
That’ll teach you to write a trailing thought”
LOL. Good post.
This is how the GOP deals with women’s liberation?
Put her in the same toy aisle with the Chuck Norris action figures.