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I remember when Lemon Flavored Pledge was a floor wax and a breath freshener.
What doesn’t come with bacon in/on it/around it anymore?
Condoms?
“Bacon: Nature’s candy” — Craig Ferguson
My daughter has always called it candy meat.It has at least 20 percent sugar in it.
It’s all of this talk of pork in politics that is generating the bacon excitement.
Meat is now the number 2 condiment.
http://theonion.com/content/node/51139
[Ed. Of all people, Scott, you should know to remove the “www” from URLs by now, but it has been repaired for you.]
What about this?
http://foundshit.com/bacon-brasserie/
(In case I’ve screwed it up, it’s a bacon bra. Google it)
I suspect that all this pro-bacon propaganda is the work of the Pork Council. Or whatever the pork industry lobbying group, calls itself. It’s the hiked up price of the stuff, that’s killed its popularity. For something that almost disappears when you fry it. Turning into a few crunchy slivers, and a cup of liquid fat. It shouldn’t cost $4 a pound. Since when did pig scrapes become the caviar of meat products?
“Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu” are described as “Action Figures”. What the hell kind of “action” could they possibly get up to? They stand, and they fall over. That’s about it! Unless they do something gay, together, the packing doesn’t warn us about. Mr. Bacon has a friendly smile, while Monsieur (ah, those hated French) Tofu sport a monocled sour expression. Like Mr. Peanut on a bad day. He obviously is going to taste as sour as he looks. And rather than being shown as plump and juicy. He modeled as being a bit dried up and stale. While Mr. Bacon is wavy and at his uncooked best. What kind of commie crap is going on here?! Are these “learning aids” posing as toys for kids? Since when did Bacon and Tofu become rivals?
I find bacon flavored Spam to be the best alternative to real bacon. Tofu is just a protein filler, that can be spiced up a bit from being bland. I won’t think that bacon would ever feel threatened by Tofu’s existence. But I guess bacon is all part of the Ham family (ie Mafia). And they’ve taken to putting a contract out on their Soy product rivals. When will grocery products learn to just get along?
#6 – Me,
Dang. Did it again. Thanks eds. Any word on when this may be fixed so that we need not worry about it any more? (i.e. so that I stop making a fool of myself?)