Wallypop Family Wipes, Toilet Wipes, Reusable Toilet Paper — If anyone thinks this is not going to be introduced in places like Berkeley as some sort of requirement, then you have not been paying attention. It will begin with a “tax” on toilet paper.

“Alright,” you say, “You’ve convinced me about cloth diapers, and I understand using cloth gift bags and napkins. But toilet paper??” For some people, making the switch to cloth toilet wipes is a huge leap, that’s true. But it doesn’t need to be!

Using cloth toilet wipes actually has many advantages. For one, it’s a lot more comfortable and soft on your most delicate body parts. It’s also more economical, uses less paper, and saves you those late-night trips to the store. And cloth wipes can be used wet without any of the sopping disintegration that regular toilet paper is prone to.

Found by Joe Carlson.

  1. gojeffrey says:


    You cannot be serious. How in the world do you equate people wiping their ass to “hating the environment” and “advancing their material well being”?

  2. Benjamin says:

    Not going to happen. If they outlaw toilet paper, I will use Kleenex.

    What do these environmentalist want? For us to throw away all of our labor saving devices and graze on grass?

    Where is the stupid banner? That is what this story calls for.

  3. BubbaRay says:

    Too bad the BubbaRayDipDork and Ultimate King Kahuna Moron awards are usually reserved for commenters.

  4. MikeN says:

    #32, you’re about right.

  5. tcc3 says:

    Benjamin this is actually what they want


    I’m sure even hunting/gathering or grass grazing would have a negative impact.

  6. Dallas says:

    What a delightful thread.

  7. dcphill says:

    Fuggetaboutit. Cloth tp will just clog up everybody’s sewer systems and water treatment plants. I don’t see anybody saving it for the laundry. That would be stupid.

  8. Nimby says:

    Named: Thanks for my morning laugh.

  9. dvdchris says:

    Most of the world still uses their left hand and a bowl of water.

  10. ynot says:

    I’m happy that you’re happy, but the place where you’re supposed to have the toilet paper you’ve got this little shelf with three seashells on it.

  11. Mr. Fusion says:

    #11, Cow-Patty,

    Yep, just like it’s the same “scientists” that now scream global warming were screaming new ice age in the 70’s…

    Can you point to two scientists that were calling for a new ice age during the ’70s that are now screaming about global warming.

    Oops, what that? You can’t? Why, you wouldn’t just be making stuff up again, would you?

  12. janet says:

    you wear underpants , they are in the wash, I do not think toilet paper should be given up for bowel movements but come on, it is just laundry. same as your underpants. some of these comments on ecoli, eeeewwww are so rediculious. and if they are not somewhat interested in saving the environment, money, whatever, what are they doing on these sights. the wipes are so small 5X5 they just go into the wash with other stuff. don’t you wash your butt with a washcloth. it is the same thing. and where do you wash that by itself? no with the other laundry. there really isn’t any extra money involved with them, someone said $30 more in electricity. Where.? is that the only thing she is doing all day, one at a time?


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