God is taking calls.
Dutch artist Johan van der Dong has set up a local telephone number in the Netherlands, where he urges people to leave messages for God on his answering machine…
Callers dialing 06-4424-4901 (or +316-4424-4901 if calling from outside the Netherlands) from March 7 will hear.
“Hi, you are speaking to God. I’m not in right now so leave a message after the beep.”
I wonder if he sounds like Charlton Heston? I’ll try the number after the 7th.
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If this goes viral among the religious nutballs they will be expecting a return call.
“Hey God–its bobbo. What the hey is going on? Get back to me with an explanation asap!! And don’t forget the eggrolls.”
That picture for the article is all wrong. We all know that God and Jesus use iPhones.
Well you can talk to Jesus on KFI in Los Angeles every Sunday morning.
Cover your bases…
http://www.aish.com/wallcam/Place_a_Note_in_the_Wall.asp
Just like my prayers, he doesn’t answer
COOL!! Someone found the Ark of the Covenant
and ran a phone-line to it!
I hope it doesn’t respond:
“You are a true believer. Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Thou art a subject of the divine. Created in the image of man, by the masses, for the masses. Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill. Work hard; increase production; prevent accidents, and be happy.”