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LAKELAND, Fla. (AP) — A Lakeland eighth-grader has been suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas.
The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that 15-year-old Jonathan Locke Jr. was passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe.
Cripes! Nobody ever got in trouble for farting when I was a kid.
Accidents happen.
Some people make an art of passing gas to get attention. An art I’d prefer they practice where I’m not.
It’s Florida, open a window.
Should this not be titled, More wacky news from Florida ?
You’re right Lou… I forgot it. Thanks!
WOW! Nobody called 911.
Did he tell the bus driver, “Don’t tell me what I can do?!”
His name was John Locke
The Island wanted him to pass gas.
That’s it, blame the kid. His body is probably just reacting to whatever mystery food product the lunch lady ladled onto his tin plate.
The driver should have just pulled into the passing lane.
(shoot me, pleeease)
This is funny. But seriously, the bus driver was so pissed off at this? Maybe he should try sniffing on the air freshener whenever the kid would pass gas.
Anyone else find it interesting that he’s 15… but he’s an 8th grader?
Student Kicked off Bus for Passing Gas
Well, riding the bus is a privilege around here. It just sounds like the kid blew it.
(drum roll)
15-year-old 8th grader? sounds like he failed kindergarten a couple of times.
a 15-year-old 8th grader? whay did he fail kindergarten a couple of times?
Had he had a lighter he could have hijacked the bus. Terrorism via methane bomb.