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Marc Perkel, founder of the Church of Reality, has filed a trademark on the word Reality which is scheduled to issue on April Fools Day this year. Those of you who are interested in tracking this trademark can click here to see the status. The trademark applies only to religion.

So – if I own Reality – does that make me God? Can someone prove I’m not? I want 25 cents every time someone uses the word Reality.




  1. bobbo says:

    Hey dipshit–you should get a service mark not a trademark. Big Difference. Still irrelevant though as Reality services have been protected marks for years. Its a stupid waste of money, but still 90% of homes go thru Certified Realators.

    You are only 50 years late to the party.
    (Sarcasm//off.)

  2. Ah_Yea says:

    Perkel, I challenge you to prove that reality really exist!!

  3. Marc Perkel says:

    #1 It’s reality – no realty.

  4. Johan says:

    Oh this is CLASSIC! A religious trademark on “Reality”! Hahaha, this is HILARIOUS!

  5. Johan says:

    Just figured out they are in fact atheists. Which makes it hilarious, but a bit more sane. 🙂

  6. Paddy-O says:

    My family owns the rights to the color Blue. Great, steady, source of income.

  7. wbskeet37 says:

    You need to fix your link. You misspelled the address to your web site.

    /slaps forehead

  8. sargasso says:

    Reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality, reality.

  9. amodedoma says:

    Reality what a concept, business, alibi, religion, …. whatever.

  10. JimR says:

    LOL. Nice one Marc.
    You need to your link, as someone else mentioned. The t is missing in reality.

    Also, a suggestion… Your statement, “Church of Reality is a religious commitment to the pursuit of reality the way it really is”.. isn’t that repetitive? And “the pursuit of reality” could be taken as – you haven’t found reality yet.

    How about “Church of Reality is a religious commitment to the pursuit of the truth through reality.” ?

  11. JimR says:

    You need to your link. … should be… You need to FIX your link.

    The internet ate a word…. really.

  12. Ah_Yea says:

    I just realized that if Perkel decides to introduce some fancy science fiction, he could challenge Scientology!

  13. JimR says:

    #12, good point… except why introduce science fiction?

    Introducing Scienceology… the study of reality.

    (as opposed to Scientology… the study of scient)

  14. mr. show says:

    I challenge your Reality and substitute my own!

  15. eaze says:

    how can they be atheists when there is no evidence that there isnt a creator or god?

    Surely if they are about reality, then they would accept that as a possiblity until proven otherwise?


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