A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.
“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”
The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.
“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
Well, I have to say… she has balls.
Incidentally, I’ve met Tatiana. She read about me airlifting Katrina victims with my sack, and had her people get in touch.
No man would leave her.
Isn’t this thread a bit risqué for Americans?
No no no no. This is just wrong.
I’m in love. Total MILF.
and in a real show of stregnth she is gonna take on vladimir putin…
prolly by putting him in….
also see bill plymton’s animated short “how to kiss”, for her running mate..
Dvorak MG:
Tatiata was so strong, in a real show of stregnth she is gonna take on Vladimir Putin’s __________.
(special thanks to #7)
I saw a phillipine girl dance down on a stack of coins situated on top of a bottle and later drop the coins one by one. I like dexeterity better than brute strength.
Bill Clinton is deeply moved and wants to feel her pain.
This is what I call: superwoman.
I can say only 1 thing…
OW, LET GO…LET GOOOO!!!!
glass balls in vaginas.
sounds like some sort of marbles game gone terribly wrong.
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Governor Sanford is currently reconsidering his love for his Argentine mistress after falling out of love with his wife and now considering giving his undying love and affection for this record holder.
Tatiata doesn’t just hold records, she holds balls as well as the hearts of many men the world over.
Thank you, I’m here all week.
Does vagine leave trail like a snail?
Brings new meaning to the term “grip it and rip it!”
Skill trumps looks any day. Thats what dark rooms are for.
Since Fred performed oral sex on Tatiana, he’s been much less talkative …
# 9 amodedoma said
“I saw a phillipine girl dance down on a stack of coins situated on top of a bottle and later drop the coins one by one. I like dexeterity better than brute strength.”
I’ve been in that bar and we had to lay on the floor and put the coins on our noses. 🙂
Anchors Aweigh Babeee!
Russia’s version of Sarah Palin.
Two additional insane stories from the same source:
Russian woman on trial for raping 10 men
Hairdresser turns robber into sex slave
I’m going to russia to rob some hairdressers!
😉
#19, Scott
Thankth a lot. I Thuppothe you think thath vewy funny. 🙂
uuuummmm ok and owwwww
Now that one strong pussy
yes! we finally have video:
http://metkere.com/en/2009/07/wonderwoman.html
26 Jopie
Bless you!
Yes, this all seems like a big joke, but its for real
Qi gong masters have been doing this for millenia, and this woman is not the strongest by far.
A female Taipei student of my qi gong master lifted 100 lbs with her vagina.
Training genitals with weights is for real
Higher weights are possible and having a master teach you the details is the best path for this…
I’ve done it as well-70 lbs is the highest I’ve lifted (I’m male rather female, higher weights are easier for )
My (male) friend in Santa Rosa lifted over 300
Check this: http://ironcrotch.com/
fix for above
higher weights are easier for .. men
I looked her up on the Guiness Records site. She isn’t there
and they show no such record.
I think this woman is claiming her own record…she has not made an official Guinness Record and Guinness most likely will never have / accept a record in this category