The “flat-rate sex” promotions, which are based on all-you-can-eat restaurants, have been introduced by brothel owners in a bid to revive trade that has fallen around 30 per cent in the economic downturn. Other imaginative offers include rebates for pensioners and people on benefits, 10 per cent discounts for men who arrive by bicycle or public transport, and free shoe-polishing for customers who stay overnight.
But it is the flat-rate deals – which are priced as low as £60 (€70) – that have attracted particular controversy in a country where prostitution is legal and generally well-tolerated.
The promotion is popular which brothel owners who have to pay their sex workers a fixed daily wage whether or not they have any clients.
Is “shoe-polishing” a euphemism for something?
In other brothel-related news, a New Zealand Olympic champion is going to fund his next trip by starting his own brothel.
Yee haaaa.
These all-you-can-eat deals sound good value but I’m normally full after just one portion.
We don’t have brothels in the mid-west. Well, not since cowboys stopped driving cattle that is.
#3: Hahahaha! I grew up in the midwest. You haven’t been looking hard enough! Haha!
There’s always a silver lining.
Pecker I am always empty after one portion.
Wonderful, now guys can go and get Herpes *and* Crabs in one visit!
That’s efficiency!
Sign on brothel’s door”
Due to the current economic situation, we’ve been forced to close.
The girls are all gone! So beat-it!
Only a fifteen year old boy would break even. At my age you get a single barrel, and sometimes then you even get a misfire. Hell most of the time your too tired to bother to load a shell.
At my age you get a single barrel, and sometimes then you even get a misfire. Hell most of the time your too tired to bother to load a shell.
I prefer to call it sanity. All that testosterone you have in your youth makes you stupid.
You know what they say…
Young, dumb and full of cum!
Anyone get a grammar checker on that article? Yeesh! And it’s from a site in the UK, aren’t they supposed to be the ones that speak the Queens proper English? Lol!
Well buffets are filled with huge piles of food you wouldn’t want to eat….
This is old news from last week… And Good For them, but is amazing that something as recession proof as Pu**y has been effected by the economic down turn should tell the world just how much trouble we are really in. So We can Thank the ‘Wanker” bankers for this as well?.. And If if I recall, it was in Germany.
On a slightly different note, I work with allot of Brits and you would be surpised just how Disappointingly “Pleb like”, Public farting, Burping and Poor english these guys can be… very alarming… 1 for the “Knuckle Dragger”
But in the end Flat Rate pricing sounds good to me!!! Maybe the Govt can do this to the tax System?
I’m sure David Duchovny already signed up.