A 56-foot, 60-ton sperm whale died on a beach in Taiwan in January, 2004. Researchers wanted the carcass to perform an autopsy and for research, so they loaded the whale onto a tractor-trailer and set out through the city of Tainan, heading for the Shi-Tsau Natural Preserve. It took 13 hours, three cranes and 50 workers to get the whale loaded on the truck. Unfortunately, on the way through the city, gasses built up to a critical level in the whale and it exploded, spewing whale guts in the street, on the cars and over pedestrians. According to witnesses, the smell was pretty bad. Residents and shop owners put on masks and tried to clean up the mess.

Found by Dylan Newstead.




  1. jbenson2 says:

    Mmmmm… sushi!

  2. looney says:

    Thanks for the wonderful pictures on a sunny afternoon.

  3. jasmoran66 says:

    A whale of a mess.

  4. Bob says:

    I hope they don’t do that to Michael Jackson.

  5. RTaylor says:

    Why not perform the necropsy on the beach? Even if they wanted the skeleton, it would have been easier to move afterwords.

  6. Jägermeister says:

    1/2 ton explosives gives a better distribution.

  7. faxon says:

    Are you kidding? China? Are you KIDDING??? This is all going to end up for sale in the food shops there, in one form or another… They will eat ANYTHING is China. Dead or alive.

  8. Ahab says:

    Not to mention they wanted the barrels and barrels of fine oil in the skull. Finest natural oil available. Don’t worry, they will still get that.

  9. echeola says:

    Faxon, um Taiwan is not China.

  10. hhopper says:

    There was a one hour show on Discovery recently about this.

  11. Animby says:

    Uhmmmm, echeola: Yes, Taiwan IS China. It is officially, The Republic of China (the ROC) whereas the mainland is officially the People’s Republic of China (the PRC).

    I had the pleasure of living with a young Chinese lady for several years in Texas while she studied for her Master’s degree in Oceanography. Her family home is in Tainan and I read this story knowing she is probably involved in some way.

    Faxon? Yes, if she was involved, I’m somehow sure some of it will end up on the dinner table.

  12. qb says:

    #6 Jägermeister

    Psych! That was the first thing I thought of.

  13. Jägermeister says:

    #11 – Animby – Yes, Taiwan IS China. It is officially, The Republic of China (the ROC) whereas the mainland is officially the People’s Republic of China (the PRC).

    And normally, it’s China (People’s Republic of China) and Taiwan (Republic of China). Faxon didn’t declare Republic of China, so you would understand it as China… you know… Commie China.

    #12 – qb

    Just open up wide and the food comes flying… 😉

  14. cheapdaddy says:

    Dvorak.org/blog is doing reruns from 2004?!

  15. Ron Larson says:

    I’m just wondering what the insurance claim adjuster’s reaction will be:

    “Yea. I’m filing a claim because my car was destroyed”

    “OK. What happened?”

    “A whale exploded next to it”

    *click*

  16. RRD says:

    Whole definition of fail whale.

  17. jaywontdart says:

    Still making fun of vegans? 😛

  18. Mark T. says:

    Man, this is old news from January of 2004.

    Still, I like the sushi comment.

  19. Dale says:

    Wouldn’t it have been better to bring Muhamed to the mountain?

  20. Mr. Fusion says:

    Sure that wasn’t just a whale fart? With chunks. So the question would really be, do whale farts have chunks and if not, what would you call it?

  21. EvilPoliticians says:

    Rarely every do this… but come on!

    This is from 2004! “Found by” ought to be banned.

    In other news, Lincoln will be at the upcoming play Our American Cousin at Ford’s Theatre with his wife and two guests…

  22. JimR says:

    It took a lot of guts to post such an old article.

  23. Overfifity says:

    Was it laying on the beach since 04 and they tried moving it today? If so big sushi explosion not unexpected. If not then WTF this is 09.

  24. sirfelix says:

    Very old news. But the cable documentary describing how this happened is quite interesting. I guess TV has finally “re”-taken the internet as the source of more recent news.

  25. Yetimon says:

    Sorry lady, that hose just ain’t going to cut it.

  26. John C. Qwerty says:

    I had no idea Rosie O’Donnell passed away.

  27. gear says:

    Too bad it happened in Taiwan, Japan would have been more deserving.

  28. SB says:

    That is sick, almost too much to believe!

  29. Jägermeister says:

    #27 – gear – Japan would have been more deserving.

    They would have hit the ground, eating… just like this dude.

  30. Special Ed says:

    Thank Jeebus this was in the neighborhood of some Chinese markets. This should spare some of the kitty porn downloading cats for awhile.


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