It was a night for unnatural beauties. Contestants showed off breast implants, nose jobs and face lifts as Miss Plastic Hungary 2009 strove to promote the benefits of plastic surgery in a country where artificial enhancements are viewed mostly with a wary eye.
“I think this competition is long overdue,” said photographer Marton Szipal, one of the pageant judges. “Hungarians used to laugh about plastic surgery but it’s time for Hungarian women to care more about their appearance. They are the most beautiful in Europe.”
Plastic surgeon Dr. Tamas Rozsos said the pageant also meant to show that cosmetic corrections did not necessarily have to be about oversized breasts, bulbous lips and skin stretched to near tearing point.
On a vaguely related note, Liverpool girls have the biggest breasts in England.
And on a vaguely unrelated note, here’s something from a guy who sailed to the Texas-sized Pacific plastic garbage patch.
Plastic is fuel. I’ve started to wonder if the stuff wouldn’t be worth collecting and using for fuel only the green nuts would mess their undies.
What, no bleached anal sphincters? That would have been the best part of the show with all the contestants standing in a line, bending over and spreading to see who had the best bleached sphincter! (as seen on DR. 90210).
My local supermarket in the UK has a recycling bin for females like these.
From left to right: pedro, Great American and alfred1
For The Warden..
“My Name is Artemis and I have a bleached asshole”.
Fans of “Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia” will recognize that line. A brilliant episode.
#4–Jag==Alfred has a nice rack. I thought Alfie was a male. Seems to post in that self-assured dismissive way, but then, that is the same way an augmented large breasted babe would post as well. Its a puzzler.
I like all women who are obsessed about their looks sufficient to go under the knife. They are easy to control. Don’t want to talk?—“Honey, are you putting on a little weight?” Works like a charm.
hungarian women are the most beautiful, that’s why they need plastic surgery! huh?
#6 – bobbo
Alfie is a guy… but he suffers from multiple personality disorder, which reflects his looks.
Seems to me that “all” the awards should go to the painter (plastic surgeon), none to the canvas (stripper, homemaker, whore). When gives money to the fucking canvas for christ’s sake.
Very, Hungarian.
Didn’t the Miss America Pageant pay for new boobies for Carrie PreJean? Any difference between the two pageants?
Seems funny on the surface but having frequented several strip clubs in Italy during my business trips there, many clubs bus in Hungarian girls by the dozen on a weekly basis and these girls look hot hot hot! The Italian women are hot too but the guys tend to congregate around whatever Hungarian chicks they have because there is something really exotic about them. Despite the tendency most guys would have to dismiss that statement, every colleague I travel with changes his tune once there.
# 11 Mick Hamblen:
“Didn’t the Miss America Pageant pay for new boobies for Carrie PreJean?”
That pageant was part of the Miss Universe franchise, not Miss America.
# 12 JScott:
“…the guys tend to congregate around whatever Hungarian chicks they have because there is something really exotic about them.”
Must be the Hun admixture…