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So that’s where Mr Fusion lives.
Sorry about your dog.
Ohio, the Holland of the Mid-West.
The same thing happened to me.
Beware yourselves.
Masturbating victims don’t lie … at least in Ohio!
In related news…
The officer who recorded the recent story of a burgled masturbator, has sent $10,000 to Nigeria to pay for lawyer fees to recover over 2 million dollars from a distant cousin’s last will. She died in a tragic car accident, and had no other living relatives. A dog who was delivering poison mushrooms and driving a cube van, swerved to avoid hitting a masturbating pedestrian. The cousin, riding a unicycle and juggling 3 loaded pistols, was knocked off balance by the airborne masturbating pedestrian who lost his grip and couldn’t finish. The cousin’s bike slid into the poison mushrooms of the wreckage, and when one of her guns went off suddenly, she inhaled poison mushrooms and choked to death. The masturbating pedestrian was charged with failing to yield.
Did he finish? I know cameras make it more exciting for me. Dog thing is a downer.
Newsflash !!!
Bob Saget was arrested today in Ohio after being charged with burglary, murder, and beastiality. Charges were filed when a dog reported to police that Saget allegedly broke into his home, masturbated him at gunpoint, and forced his owner to videotape the rape while eating poison mushrooms.
In related news.
An Ohio chief of police investigates accusations of officers drinking while on duty. Accusations were made after the bizarre arrest of a former cast member of the 80’s television show Full House. Charges are unlikely to be filed against the officers however, as the sole witness was himself apparently under the influence of psychotropic mushrooms.
Har!!!! You gotta love the police blotter in small towns.
What town is that? I want to go there and hang out.
The dog wasnt the only one on mushrooms methinks.
Typical news clusterfudge. It wasn’t a Cole Avenue man, it happened on Elm.
If it’s a burglary, what did he steal?
Ohio’s weird–nothing out of the ordinary about that story.
Indiana, where I’m originally from, is odd too, but Ohio used to trump Indiana for weird news stories all the time.
@#12
He stole his dignity.
If you think about, I guess the guy figured he had no choice but to tell the truth. After all, the burglar did video tape him.
I have to say this is really funny. Thanks.
Re-write it and change the address to Pennsylvania Avenue. It would be more believable.