[Toronto’s] Mildred’s Temple Kitchen is inviting customers to have sex in its bathrooms.

The Valentine’s weekend promotion takes uncomfortable but electrifying sex from the close confines of an airplane and transfers it to the unisex stalls of the Hanna Ave. restaurant. The Liberty Village restaurant proposes its modern bathrooms become one of the “101 places to have sex before you die.”

Mildred’s has always elicited a certain response. One customer, who didn’t want to be named, remembers going to a wedding at the eatery’s old location and seeing a copy of the Kama Sutra in the bathroom.

“They invite it,” said the customer.

This time, the invitation is explicit. On its website, Mildred’s asks: “Have you given any thought to moving beyond the bedroom?

“Check out Mildred’s Sexy Bathrooms throughout the weekend of Big Love. You get the picture.”

  1. clancys_daddy says:

    I give it both an eeewwww, and an hhmmmm.

  2. Pikachu says:

    Would you like a bowl of MILF with your meal?

  3. Tim says:

    Wow, a new one. Going number 3.

  4. RTaylor says:

    What if someone ahead of you really takes a big stinking crap. Would that not alter the mood? It’s like holding in gas and maintaining an erection, very difficult. Oh come on, we’ve all been there.

  5. Pikachu says:

    To avoid the poop smell, maybe they should put a bed in the middle of the eating area and let the exhibitionist couples go at it. Actually, I believe in France they have restaurants that allow such things.

  6. User7 says:

    I have masturbated in their bathroom and I wasn’t that impressed.

  7. chuck says:

    Customers are advised to wash their hands after using the bathroom. And don’t order the clam chowder.

  8. Faxon says:

    Bring a blacklight in there to see what areas to avoid.

  9. Father says:

    How many video cameras did they install in the stalls?

  10. Uncle Dave says:

    #10: “There’s a reason why man created the king size bed…”

    I know you used ‘man’ in the ‘mankind’ sense, but it actually was probably a woman, tired of her aching back against a stone, wood or dirt floor.

  11. qb says:

    I’m flush with excitement.

  12. sargasso says:

    Where’s Sigmund Freud when we need him?

  13. amodedoma says:

    She can have it anywhere she want’s it, the trick is, getting her to want it…

  14. Skeptic says:

    sigh… another opportunity for sex, in the crapper.

  15. Skeptic says:

    “… one of the “101 places to have sex before you die.”

    So THAT”S what happened to me after my 100th time…

  16. qb says:

    Skeptic, I’m really disappointed that there are only 101 places to have sex. Seems kind of limiting…

  17. Skeptic says:

    qb, I’m more disappointed that I’m dead.

  18. RBG says:

    In other news, Mildred’s Temple Kitchen has been charged with installing a hidden camera in their bathrooms.


  19. Floyd says:

    #19: That camera is bound to be a profit center.

    I’m amused by the smirk the hostess has on her face.

    I also wonder why the Toronto restaurant owners think a bathroom is a good place to fool around. Something has to be wrong with their business plan…

  20. Somebody says:

    Senators have been doing that for years.

  21. Bathrooms says:

    That is sooo disgusting!

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