Kings of Poop

Pooping pigeons forced the Kings of Leon to abandon their St. Louis, Missouri, concert after just three songs Friday night, the rock band’s management said Saturday.

An infestation of the birds in the rafters of the Verizon Amphitheatre bombarded the musicians as soon as they took the stage, according to Andy Mendelsohn of Vector Management.

“I was hit by pigeons on each of the first three songs,” he said. “We had 20 songs on the set list. By the end of the show, I would have been covered from head to toe.”

Kind of a crappy gig.




  1. bobbo, student of the haiku says:

    Who knew pigeons were critics?

  2. Randomized says:

    That concert venue is located near a giant trash dump, a sewage treatment plant, and the lovely Missouri river. Pigeon crap should be the pretty low on the list of “hazards.”

  3. The DON says:

    Wot no comments about the musical talent?

  4. Justin Case says:

    Wasn’t this all ready done in High Anxiety?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxZV8bCN1Vw
    About 2 minutes in.

  5. snichael says:

    Har! They might as well completely disband…or have themselves surgically altered and rename the group. Because, no matter how good or bad they actually are, from now on, “Kings of Leon” will officially be “The Band SO bad that…”

  6. ethanol says:

    Actually, they are a pretty good band. Maybe the pigeons poop for all things?

  7. Cursor_ says:

    #1

    Go to any statue of “supposed” war heroes and you’ll see the pigeon’s critique.

    Cursor_

  8. More knowledgable that most says:

    Kings of Leon are a great band.

    come on over to http://gnrpodcast.com/forums/ and talk about whatever you want.

  9. Zuse says:

    “Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.”

    — Dilbert [Scott Adams]

  10. yankee77wi says:

    Verizon Amphitheater? I guess the pigeons wanted to let Verizon know that they “Rule The Air”!


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