Can this guy say anything, including his name without looking at his notes? Incredible. This is like watching that fat kid and the light saber.

Found by Brent Moseley.




  1. Tobiah says:

    Woah Dude. It’s like, hes trying to be “passionate” or “inspiring”, but the context is just all wrong. Comes off as just crazy.

  2. Bish says:

    There’s definitely some Ballmer in there somewhere.

  3. briferg says:

    He has masters degree in communication! LOL!

    When you look up flop-sweat this guy’s picture comes up.

  4. FRAGaLOT says:

    I love it how he tries to count to 13 on his hands.

  5. FRAGaLOT says:

    he’s on Chantix!

  6. Animby - just phoning it in says:

    Let’s take a moment and think of ANYone else who can’t seem to speak coherently without a teleprompter.

    This guy however, needs to be reminded of the purpose of a microphone.

  7. neven says:

    “A masters degree in communication.”

    You have got to be shitting me!

    Albert Einstein’s favorite quotes!

    Hit the ground runnin’ and come out swingin’!

    Drastic times require what?

    Hahahahaaaa!

  8. FRAGaLOT says:

    Ah he’s from Ohio.. on chantix.. explains it all right there.

  9. If C-SPAN was like this I would watch it!

  10. RichardFord says:

    Hmmm..he obviously never did debating club in high school or any of those numerous universities that he went to, to collect degrees. He must be a career public servant because no business leader could get far with personal and communication skills like this.

    :-s

    I feel a new meme coming on… maybe some subtitles and a remix with a hitler down fall?

  11. Special Ed says:

    They will probably elect this guy too.

  12. yesimnathan says:

    Instead of sounding passionate or whatever, he just sounds angry. One word sums this up. “Yikes”

  13. martron3000 says:

    I was half-expecting his head to just explode at the end! LOL

  14. TalkinApe says:

    Scary! Scary! Scary! He’s just plain scary!

  15. Camacho says:

    Give him a gun and send him to Congress. Now!

  16. Stn says:

    The face of the GOP? This guy is scary. Those poor Star County folks getting a scolding from Dad for keeping the car out past midnight. You better clap.

  17. Wow, that’s the face of desperation. I think he said he had *two* Masters Degrees?

    That means he has a couple $100K in fiat paper debt, in addition to however underwater his mortgage is. Probably very.

    The only cherry jobs right now *are* local city jobs like that that pay a few 100K, hence his Ballmeresque passion.

    What a world.

    -Drunken Economist
    http://mindtaker.blogspot.com/
    http://twitter.com/drunk_economist

  18. TThor says:

    A lunatic with 3 master degrees and a speech impediment…
    Good try and good luck.

  19. “Developers! Developers! Developers!”

  20. x-15a2 says:

    Hey, he has a Masters in Communication! He’s probably better than we realize!

  21. Brian says:

    This guy’s speech coach is Hulk Hogan.

  22. skulhedface says:

    I think he flashed a gang sign when trying to count 13 on his hands…

  23. Pastorhudson says:

    MY NAME IS MATT FOLEY AND I AM A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER!!

  24. Stopher2475 says:

    Hilarious. He didn’t win the election but Vince McMahon has offered Jim a WWE position.
    If he were treasurer I’d be too worried he’d spend all the money on amphetamines and meth.

  25. yankinwaoz says:

    I kept excepting him to say “… I live in a van down by the river…”>

  26. msbpodcast says:

    Man, this guy makes ALL people vying for the position look awful.

    Pick someone from a phone book and throw this bozo under a bus.

  27. Countum says:

    Raleigh Hills Drop out

  28. admfubar says:

    holy sweet jesus…

    looks like the stress from the cuyahoga count fbi probe from the last two years

    it seems some stark county candidates are starting to get worried..

  29. rgspro says:

    I wonder what mail-order company he got those degrees from. I needs to gets me some degrees in communications!

    Right now, Steve Ballmer is on the phone with MS lawyers filling an infringement suite against this guy for infringing on Ballmer’s patented communication style!


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