A London-based company has been criticised for launching Prince William and Kate Middleton-themed condoms to celebrate the Royal Wedding. Critics of the firm, Crown Jewels Condoms Of Distinction, say the move marks a new low for Royal Wedding memorabilia.

Majesty Magazine editor Ingrid Seward said: “This is completely tasteless and rather hurtful. Prince William has a great sense of humour but this is a step too far.”

The Crown Jewels Condoms Of Distinction are sold in royal purple packs with an image of the Royal couple on the front. The packaging instructs users to “lie back and think of England”




  1. spsffan says:

    That’s royally fucked.

  2. Comes with a life sized blowup doll of the Queen mum. Oh yeah Queenie, come here baby.

  3. Rufus Redneck says:

    However, the condoms carry a disclaimer advising would-be lovers they are designed as a souvenir and are not suitable for contraception or to prevent STDs.

    WTF?

  4. McCullough says:

    As long as this prevents the offspring of more interbred “Royals”, I’m good with it.

  5. Somebody says:

    Royal scumbags.

    redundant.

  6. Nugget Coombs says:

    Just the thing for Royal Pricks .I.

  7. Dallas says:

    Very clever and like it!

    I can’t wait till that gorgeous Prince William replaces that nasty looking frog of a dad.

  8. Buzz Mega says:

    This is sad. The thing to sell to make money off the royals is obviously Prince Harry Nazi costumes.

  9. msbpodcast says:

    I’m not sticking my dick in one of those, even if its wrapped up in one of those.

    They’re one of the thousand families world wide who own everything while the billions of us not members of the clan scrabble around in rented filth.

    I’d say “Down with the oligarchs!” if I didn’t know its useless.

  10. Glenn E. says:

    Well, it’s better than having royal condoms featuring the Nazi swastika, from William’s wilder, youthful exploits.

    I gather by this that the Vatican doesn’t approve of promoting contraception, for the general populous. Well if the Crown can’t set an example, who can? And what would they rather see? Hot and spice boxer shorts or briefs? Royal brand of K-Y jelly? So it’s Okay to get publically married. But not to acknowledge that any protected sex might result, afterward. Would s Royal brand of playing cards, be more appropriate for their Honeymoon activities? What a joke that would be.

  11. Edzepp says:

    If he’s anything like his dad they should be tampons.


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