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  1. CheapGuyCt says:

    Just another Saturday night for John.

  2. Dallas says:

    Airlines introduce $20 lap dances on international flights. Cash only

  3. UncDon says:

    “Are you man enough for me?”

  4. Dennis says:

    “I’m too sexy for this plane…too sexy for this plane…”

  5. Mac Guy says:

    In today’s headlines: “TSA’s latest message: don’t like groping? Wear our TSA-approved attire for a better TSA experience.”

  6. happygolucky says:


  7. B. Dog says:

    The TSA wouldn’t touch this one — they called in the fashion police.

  8. McCullough says:

    Man, is it me, or are Stewardesses getting uglier every year?

  9. msbpodcast says:

    That’s what happens when the TSA runs things.

    No more groping at the security check point when you have to wear that get up.

    Of course you look like a douche bag.

  10. sargasso_c says:

    “Would you like the fish or the chicken?”

  11. Ralph, the Bus Driver says:

    Alphie decided to skip the disguise and go as himself.

  12. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    “Do you think blue is my color, or does it make me look too butch?”

  13. Mr. Fusion says:

    “Do these panties make my butt look big?”

  14. Mr. Fusion says:

    Why didn’t someone tell me the codpiece was making a comeback?

  15. Dallas says:

    Free weekends but on weekdays I’m CEO of a Fortune 500 Company.

  16. MrWindows says:

    There used to be a time when people dressed up for an airline flight.
    Just a few years ago, I had to be sure to wear slacks and not jeans in order to fly first class on an employee family ticket on Delta Airlines.
    Now partly due to the immense hassle we all feel going through TSA security, I see pajama pants, flip flops and now this at the airport.

    There has to be a better way….

  17. W.T.Effyall says:

    Good morning, Senator!

  18. Uncle Patso says:

    BOOM goes the dynamite!

  19. deowll says:

    DON’T DO THAT!!!!

  20. deanmass says:

    1) In a rare color photo, Walter Cronkite is shown here preparing to go out with J. Edgar Hoover.

    2) East Germany continues to receive low marks on stewardess aesthetics.

    3) One size does not fit all.

    4) I always wondered what happened to Mrs. Jane of the beverly Hillbillies.

    5) Is that gate E9 or gate 69?

    6) Clearly the watch clashes. Go with something fun here, like a swatch.

  21. Pwuk says:

    Richard Branson’s newest recruit

  22. Lou says:

    Holly came from Miami FLA
    Hitch-hiked her way across the USA.
    Plucked her eyebrows on the way
    Shaved her legs and then he was a she
    She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side,
    Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.

    Candy came from out on the island,
    In the backroom she was everybody’s darling
    But she never lost her head
    Even when she was givin’ head
    She said, hey baby, take a walk on the wild side
    She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
    And the coloured girls go, doo doo doo, doo…

    Little Joe never once gave it away
    Everybody had to pay and pay
    A hustle here and a hustle there
    New York city is the place where they said:
    Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
    I Said hey Joe, take a walk on the wild side

    Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets
    Lookin’ for soul food and a place to eat
    Went to the Apollo
    You should have seen him go go go
    They said, hey Sugar, take a walk on the wild side
    I said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side, alright

    Jackie is just speeding away
    Thought she was James Dean for a day
    Then I guess she had to crash
    Valium would have helped that dash
    She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
    I said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
    And the coloured girls say doo doo doo, doo …

  23. ® says:

    #16 FTW

  24. © says:

    “Tonight, on Undercover Boss …”

  25. markbaars says:

    Different dress code at the Return of Cranky Geeks

  26. Anonymous says:

    TSA announces New Uniforms!


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