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foobar says:

6/28/2011 at 12:37 am

I will be laughing about brain herpes for days.

Thank you so much.

Cursor_ says:

6/28/2011 at 1:07 am

They forgot to mention that the commercial will chiefly be shown during the dinner hour between commercials featuring cars you can’t afford or personal products you’d be embarrassed to admit you use.

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bumrocky says:

6/28/2011 at 4:12 am

Reachemol. Be better than you are.

chuck says:

6/28/2011 at 5:45 am

Another drug that $#&*! ObamaCare will force us to take. Well I’m not paying for it!! Back in my day, if we had a problem, we’d just kill ourselves. And that worked out just fine.

jpfitz says:

6/28/2011 at 6:01 am

I Like it!

McCullough says:

6/28/2011 at 6:11 am

I like DRUG.

Hilarious.

bobbo, in Repose says:

6/28/2011 at 7:59 am

Many fictional dystopian societies include the governmental encouragement of massive drug intake. Why are happy compliant unaware populations considered dystopian compared to whatever it is you think we have today?

We all choose to be who we are/what drugs we take. As long as the government isn’t “forcing” the issue one way or the other–let FREEEEEDOM reign.

msbpodcast says:

6/28/2011 at 10:16 am

Personally, I recommend DamnItAll™®, by Gluxo Smythe, Kleine, Perkins & Elmer’s Gloo All (but then again, as a major stock-holder, I would, wouldn’t I?)

Its refined oil-free oleo-fin formula is made from finely crushed secretion glands from the hydrophis belcheri snakes.

The side effects include dry mouth, constipation, bowel distension, urinary tract infection, bleeding gums, skin lesions, pleurisy, pelvic examination may be required to determine if you are still male, leprosy, thrush, convulsions, incoherent rambling on, sudden and swift thoughts to attack members of political parties, unarmed police forces and insurance companies including, but not limited to, CEOs, CFOs, CIOs, marketing and sales representatives and other BMFs all the way down to mail-room clerks.

If symptoms persist, consult a ouija-board for all the good it’ll do ya, place your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.

msbpodcast says:

6/28/2011 at 10:40 am

Damn!How could I have forgotten?!?!

May Promote Anal Leakage

t0llyb0ng says:

6/28/2011 at 11:02 am

What’s a BMF in this context?

“Your abbreviation search returned 39 meanings”

% % % % % % % %

A tokey a day
keeps Alzheimer at bay.

Laughably overpriced Aricept is useless.

There is a promising new Alzheimer drug called Rember but its approval for general use is proceeding glacially slowly.

% % % % % % % %

Ol’ dad didn’t take a tokey
a day

So his mind just rotted away

chuck says:

6/28/2011 at 11:45 am

#10 – you say that like it’s a bad thing.

Man says:

6/28/2011 at 12:07 pm

I like her tits.

Conservatives have caused this to happen.

Skeptic says:

6/28/2011 at 1:49 pm

Re #13… Conservatives cause nice tits?

Yankinwaoz says:

6/28/2011 at 2:45 pm

Those are the biggest kittens I’ve ever seen.

deowll says:

6/28/2011 at 4:37 pm

Once while teaching a class of 5th graders math a female student volunteered out of the blue that she had herpes.

I looked at her and the rest of the class who were looking at me and pretended that I hadn’t heard a word she said. I’m sure what she said meant jack to most of them.

Later I talked it over with her uncle and asked him to talk to the girl’s mother, his sister. I think the trigger to the claim was a really cool drug commercial that showed a woman riding along a beach on a white horse.