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Usually, I drink it before I piss it into the stream.
Urine, processed for your enjoyment.
FOR RECYCLING ONLY
Global warming causes flooding in The Rockies, along with mutant beer cans
Plug up that damn can!
“Told you it tastes like water…”
After Coors’ Lake of Fire was extinguished, tens of thousand of drowned corpses were discovered. Autopsies and toxicology tests showed that they had drowned while drunk after drinking too much alcoholic lake water before the fire started.
The Coors CEO was quoted as saying, “Kids these days…” when told of the findings on the corpses.
Coors Light, it’s f@#$ing close to water.
” Boehner is a cry me a river fucking tool”
From the land of sky blue waters….
Ahh, the land of skyblue waters & Golden Colorado. I remember them well. I can personnaly attest to the fact there was urine in their water source sometime in early 1970.
Flood Light.
Now you know where yellow snow really comes from.
Flood Responsibly
From the words of the prophet H.S.
“Beer. The cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.”
There’s no silver bullet to fix this situation.
Warning sign
Banksy strikes again !
What comes from water returns to water. The circle of beer life.
Pure Rockey Mountain Swam water..
And God said, “Has anyone seen my beer?”
It’s true- we’re only renting you the beer.
Hey FEMA, This beer is flat!
# 9 EnemyOfTheState : “From the land of sky blue waters….”
N.B. That was the slogan for Hamm’s Beer – not Coors. And Hamm’s was from Minnesota, not Colorado. It was not a good beer. Which is to say it was far superior to Coors by three or four orders of magnitude. Ironically, Hamm’s brand is now owned by Coors.
If I were going to caption the image: Beer as watery and light as a virgin’s peepee.
From beer to bust
I definitely appreciate Coors’ wide-mouth can as pictured. I have a drinking problem inasmuch as I often cannot drink the beer as quickly as I would like.
Another problem solved by American ingenuity. I only hope they thought to patent the larger hole.
Caption: “This hole’s for you!”
# 25 Gary, ‘I often cannot drink the beer as quickly as I would like.’
I’m hoping someone will think to add a second pull tab on the bottom.
Coors Light, safer than sunlight
Hey
I definitely appreciate Coors’ wide-mouth can as pictured.I have no any drinking problem…..that’s why I can’t say more about that. I am a photographer and capturing wedding photographs is my profession….
Thank you 🙂
The Science is in! Bad beer causes global flooding!
How is Coors light like a newlywed couple on a honeymoon in Hawaii?
They are both fucking near water.