The stupid boobs song on the Oscars, not withstanding…

Why do straight men devote so much headspace to those big, bulbous bags of fat drooping from women’s chests? Scientists have never satisfactorily explained men’s curious breast fixation, but now, a neuroscientist has struck upon an explanation that he says “just makes a lot of sense.”

  1. Rogue says:

    Tanya Song? Seems like Uncle Dave spends his final days on

    • Rick says:

      She’s pretty unless she smiles, then her face changes in bizarre ways.

  2. Glenn E. says:

    None of this explains why some percentage of males are “Leg Men”. Not that large breasts aren’t attractive. But on the whole, nice shapely legs always ranks higher for me. Especially in heels. So what’s that got to do with this neuroscientist’s theory of breasts? And let’s not forget “Ass Men”. Though they’re probably in the minority.


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